Really? I guess my humor radar was turned off today.
The lesson here is to never accept invitations from lissener unless you don’t mind having him cancel it at the last minute because someone more important became available. You already took days off work and have airplane reservations? That’s just too bad! Have fun somewhere else!
Oh. Ha ha. I get jokes.
I’d say the pressure has finally gotten to lissener, but what pressure?
An invitation to hang out with lissener? You would have more fun somewhere else.
Second-best post of the thread. You would have come in first, but it’s an obvious Simpsons paraphrase.
This thread is obvious, undeniable, proof of the republi-fascist leaning of this board. Only Bush can be defended. Only bUsh does right. Anyone not in agreement is just shouted down and piled on. You can’t deny it.
Hm. I’m eagerly awaiting the warning for a false/misleading thread title.
What, no respect for my historical Puerto Rican nationalists bit?
Kids today… hmph!
Bingo! I only have enough dirt-floor space for one head of state at a time. You’ll have to bring your own blankets.
Make sure you bring your own electricity, too. lissener tends to run out.
Obama is a U.S. Senator. Where did he stay in D.C. when he was attending Senate business? He can stay there…
But, in any event, I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that he will not be sleeping on a park bench. Any takers?
Not necessarily. With Secret Service protection as president-elect, that residence might not be secure enough. Still, he’s going to find a place.
And for starting a joke thread in the Pit.
lissener, you are to comedy what Steven Hawking is to track and field.
…wait, are you serious?
And has TV misled me that sometimes guests are bumped when important people want their spots? I trusted you, TV, and this is how you treat me? See if I invite you to my graduation!
So that’s why Keith Olbermann was on Letterman.
Not that I’m really bent out of shape at Bush about this, but if this had been about getting the Palin kids started in school on time with the least amount of hassle, don’t you think Bush would be making it happen?
By my count, I was about the 52nd.
Honestly? No.
And I loathe Bush.
It’s a matter of courtesy. Who the fuck says Bush should want to put the Obamas in the house instead of whoever has it booked, lissener?
Seems pretty simple to me. “Can we have the house early?” “It’s booked for those dates, sorry, but it’ll be ready for you by the 15th as planned.” “Oh, ok, well thanks!”
Why should anyone be pissed?