# Bushisms that crack me up

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bushisms-that-crack-me-up/329155>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 2, 2005, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bushisms-that-crack-me-up/329155 "2005-11-02T20:17:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bushisms-that-crack-me-up/329155/1 "2005-11-02T20:17:08Z")

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“See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.” —George W. Bush, Greece, N.Y.,

“We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That’s what I’m telling you.” —George W. Bush, Gulfport, Miss., Sept. 20, 2005

“My thoughts are, we’re going to get somebody who knows what they’re talking about when it comes to rebuilding cities.” —George W. Bush, on rebuilding New Orleans, Biloxi, Miss., Sept. 2, 2005

“You see, not only did the attacks help accelerate a recession, the attacks reminded us that we are at war.” —George W. Bush, on the Sept. 11 attacks, Washington, D.C., June 8, 2005

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bushisms-that-crack-me-up/329155/2 "2005-11-02T20:31:33Z")

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I still giggle at “the internets”.

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**Author:** ![eviladam\_part\_2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/da6949/32.png) [@eviladam\_part\_2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eviladam_part_2)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bushisms-that-crack-me-up/329155/3 "2005-11-02T20:31:35Z")

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check out [www.dubyaspeak.com](http://www.dubyaspeak.com) for a huge selection of reasons to be embarrassed to be american.

personal favorite:

“We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are gettin’ out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren’t able to practice their – their love with women all across this country.” - Sep. 6, 2004

they have audio clips too.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bushisms-that-crack-me-up/329155/4 "2005-11-02T20:46:11Z")

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Undoubtedly someone will come in ranting about ‘bush bashers’. Then the ‘bush bashers’ will post something about ‘drinking Flav-r-aide’ (or however it’s spelled).

But the man _has_ said some pretty funny things. Rather than a fight, I just want to read some of them.

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**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bushisms-that-crack-me-up/329155/5 "2005-11-02T20:49:43Z")

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Love the site! Thanks Evil.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bushisms-that-crack-me-up/329155/6 "2005-11-02T21:27:57Z")

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He keeps giving the Devil sign when he’s a visiting dignitary. Stop doing that! It’s my football team’s sign doesn’t cut it out of Texas.

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bushisms-that-crack-me-up/329155/7 "2005-11-02T21:36:22Z")

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> [@Johnny L.A.](#):
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> Undoubtedly someone will come in ranting about ‘bush bashers’. Then the ‘bush bashers’ will post something about ‘drinking Flav-r-aide’ (or however it’s spelled).

That would be “Flavor-aid.” :wally
