Re: complaints about bagging purchases. I only wish that retailers would train baggers to do logical things like putting the cold stuff together, chemicals separate from foods and fabrics, not cavalierly tossing canned goods on top of the eggs or bread or tomatoes, etc. I’m absolutely OCD about putting my items on the conveyor in groups, because I don’t want to get home and find ruined produce or raw meat juices contaminating other products. I want my cold stuff to be bagged together - if something comes up while I’m lugging the groceries in from the car, or putting them away, I want to be sure I can quickly stash the perishables and safely ignore the other bags while I see to the rest of my life. (In fact, I’m so persnickety about grocery bagging that I complimented the new guy this past week, and then sent an e-mail to corporate, praising him for being good at his job and extremely pleasant.)
Most of my other peeves about customer service policies have already been mentioned: being asked every five steps whether I need help (I’ll let you know when I do, thanks;) excessive contact after a purchase; employees who can’t answer my questions and make no effort to find an answer (I understand that every employee doesn’t know everything, but the second half of a reply of “I don’t know” is “Let me find out.”)
Other peeves: Being asked “How is everything?” a nanosecond after my food has been delivered at a restaurant, long before I’ve had a chance to sample. Telephone “hold” messages that include 2 minute loops of music, interrupted by “Your call is important to us, please stay on the line for the next available customer service representative,” back to music. For the first ten minutes, every time I hear the voice, I mentally prepare myself for talking to a person. After that, I’m usually focused on something else, and then when a real person finally reaches me, I sound like an idiot as I try to reorient myself.
The worst, though, is merchants who take “the customer is always right” as gospel: No, the customer isn’t always right. Some of them are flat-out idiots, some are scammers trying to take advantage, some are just plain bullies. If you make your employees spend 80% of their time trying to grease the squeaky (stupid, bullying, scamming) wheel, while your trouble-free clients waste their time in that ever-growing queue behind the idiots, you’re not helping. The pushy ones will be back, because their method worked last time. I may not be back, because I just don’t have the time or patience to wait in line behind some twat trying to make a minimum wage drone refund an item that clearly shouldn’t be refunded.