# Bust these rhymes !

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 17, 2005, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bust-these-rhymes/326568 "2005-10-17T06:21:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bust-these-rhymes/326568/1 "2005-10-17T06:21:20Z")

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The idea for this thread came to me in a dream last night! Identify the artist and song each of these, er, _interesting_ rhyme pairs comes from.

The rules are:  
[ul][li] supply only enough of the rhyme to make it distinctive[/li][li] same number of syllables in each half of the pair[/li][li] must be faily easily identifiable - no love/dove entries[/li][li] do not have to be exact - attempted/near rhymes are OK[/li][li] source should not be too obscure[/li][li] the more strained the rhyme the better, but[/li][li] no Tom Lehrer - too easy[/li][/ul]

These are from fairly classic rock tunes:

[ol]  
[li] forlorn/the storm[/li][li] sparrow/marrow[/li][li] Caribbean/human bein’[/li][li] Chairman Mao/anyhow[/li][li] wire/choir[/li][li] language/sandwich[/li][li] English way/more to say[/li][/ol]  
Once all are identified one of the successful answerers can start a new set.

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**Author:** ![Reepicheep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@Reepicheep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reepicheep)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bust-these-rhymes/326568/2 "2005-10-17T08:43:22Z")

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> [@Askance](#):
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> [li] no Tom Lehrer - too easy[/li]

Rats! When I read the title the first thing I thought of was Tom Lehrer’s \*\* Folk Song Army\*\*.

> [@](#):
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> These are from fairly classic rock tunes:
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> [ol]  
> [li] forlorn/the storm[/li][li] sparrow/marrow[/li][li] Caribbean/human bein’[/li][li] Chairman Mao/anyhow[/li][li] wire/choir[/li][li] language/sandwich[/li][li] English way/more to say[/li][/ol]  
> Once all are identified one of the successful answerers can start a new set.

Storm/Forlorn – Bob Dylan \*\* Shelter from the Storm\*\*  
Chairman Mao/Anyhow – Beatles (Lennon/McCartney) \*\* Revolution\*\*

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**Author:** ![Mbossa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Mbossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mbossa)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bust-these-rhymes/326568/3 "2005-10-17T09:04:26Z")

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Some of the others seem familiar, but I’ll need more time to think about them.

However, #7 is Pink Floyd’s **Time**.

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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bust-these-rhymes/326568/4 "2005-10-17T09:07:06Z")

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#6 - _Land Down Under_, Men At Work

Be back with a rhyme.

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**Author:** ![Mbossa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Mbossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mbossa)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bust-these-rhymes/326568/5 "2005-10-17T09:07:16Z")

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Turns out it didn’t take me too long to realise that #6 is Men At Work’s **Land Down Under**.

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**Author:** ![Mbossa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Mbossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mbossa)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bust-these-rhymes/326568/6 "2005-10-17T09:08:27Z")

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Hey **Anastasaeon**! You cheated! Don’t cheat, you dirty cheater!

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**Author:** ![Reepicheep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@Reepicheep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reepicheep)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bust-these-rhymes/326568/7 "2005-10-17T09:35:09Z")

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1. Lament/Spent

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**Author:** ![bmoak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9dc877/32.png) [@bmoak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bmoak)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bust-these-rhymes/326568/8 "2005-10-17T15:04:24Z")

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2 is from CSN&Y’s “Suite: Judy Blue Eyes”

1. island/darling

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**Author:** ![Oregon\_sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/50afbb/32.png) [@Oregon\_sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oregon_sunshine)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bust-these-rhymes/326568/9 "2005-10-17T15:28:42Z")

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#4. The Beatles, _Revolution_.

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**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bust-these-rhymes/326568/10 "2005-10-17T16:05:06Z")

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waist/face  
AK/day

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**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bust-these-rhymes/326568/11 "2005-10-17T17:20:04Z")

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> [@bmoak](#):
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> 1. island/darling

“Walk on the Wild Side,” Lou Reed  
From the least strained rhymes file:  
F1) masses/masses

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**Author:** ![TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/51bf81/32.png) [@TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bust-these-rhymes/326568/12 "2005-10-17T17:41:24Z")

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De Saussure/Not So sure  
making me blue/Pantone 292  
Gently/Bentley  
jellyfish/tell you this  
no closure/bulldozer  
savages/cabbages/ravages  
villages/pillages/religious

I could go on all day. 😉

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**Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bust-these-rhymes/326568/13 "2005-10-17T17:56:30Z")

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> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by Trunk_  
> AK/day

Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day

“Today I didn’t even have to use my AK/ I got to say it was a good day”

if you reverse the words, The Ataris’ “Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start” also counts, since it quotes the Cube track:

“OK, today was a good day/ I didn’t even have to use my AK”

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> waist/face

Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back

“when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face”

My Offerings:

Their Hinges/Oranges (hint: it’s an internal rhyme)

Jamrock/Damn block (this one’s difficult)

Marshes/Arches

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**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bust-these-rhymes/326568/14 "2005-10-17T18:15:57Z")

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> [@VCO3](#):
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> De Saussure/Not So sure

The Magnetic Fields’ “The Ballad of Ferdinand De Saussure” (unless it was “The Lament…” or “The Sad Tale…” or a similar title.)

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**Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bust-these-rhymes/326568/15 "2005-10-17T18:25:53Z")

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> [@Big Bad Voodoo Lou](#):
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> The Magnetic Fields’ “The Ballad of Ferdinand De Saussure” (unless it was “The Lament…” or “The Sad Tale…” or a similar title.)

“The Death of…” and one of the most brilliant couplets in pop music history. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bust-these-rhymes/326568/16 "2005-10-17T18:33:25Z")

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“Well/hell/tell”… all three rhymes are within one line of the song.

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**Author:** ![Labdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Labdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labdad)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bust-these-rhymes/326568/17 "2005-10-17T21:19:45Z")

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> [@Askance](#):
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> 1. wire/choir

Did anyone ever ID this one? It’s from “Bird on a Wire” by Leonard Cohen.

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**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bust-these-rhymes/326568/18 "2005-10-18T04:19:39Z")

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All correct so far - well done - except no-one’s got #3 ( Caribbean/human bein’) yet.

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**Author:** ![tiltypig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@tiltypig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiltypig)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bust-these-rhymes/326568/19 "2005-10-18T17:18:11Z")

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“blue/Pantone 292” is another Magnetic Fields song–“Reno Dakota”

how about:  
cute/moot

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**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bust-these-rhymes/326568/20 "2005-10-18T17:46:17Z")

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> [@tiltypig](#):
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> “blue/Pantone 292” is another Magnetic Fields song–“Reno Dakota”
> 
> how about:  
> cute/moot

“Jessie’s Girl,” Rick Springfield

F2) acrobatic/Instamatic

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