# But what about woman of steel, man of Kleenex?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 22, 2006, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/but-what-about-woman-of-steel-man-of-kleenex/373777 "2006-09-22T20:59:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/but-what-about-woman-of-steel-man-of-kleenex/373777/61 "2014-07-21T22:08:46Z")

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Hmm, **Interrobang!?** has logged on this year, so I can thus say: best zombie OP/user handle combination of the week.

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**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/but-what-about-woman-of-steel-man-of-kleenex/373777/62 "2014-07-21T22:22:30Z")

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If I gotta go (and we all do) that’s the way I’d choose. Snu-snu, NOT ZOMBIE, some taboos exist for a very, very good reason!

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/but-what-about-woman-of-steel-man-of-kleenex/373777/63 "2014-07-21T23:08:28Z")

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> [@gigi](#):
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> Doesn’t the vagina contract during orgasm?\* So if hunky human guy is able to satisfy her (another question in itself), it would be his last time doing so. With his penis, anyway.

> [@Ike\_Witt](#):
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> Her thighs would crush your head like a grape.

> [@Abe\_Babe](#):
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> Not a bad way to go, really.

Death by Snu-Snu.

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**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/but-what-about-woman-of-steel-man-of-kleenex/373777/64 "2014-07-21T23:11:01Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Second cousin is different, of course…

_“The kids don’t come out funny or anything!”_

(Bonus points to anyone who can ID the movie that quote comes from!)

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