# Butt-Busters! (lieu, c'mere!)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-busters-lieu-cmere/266904>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 30, 2004, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-busters-lieu-cmere/266904 "2004-09-30T19:35:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-busters-lieu-cmere/266904/21 "2004-10-01T19:07:49Z")

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Yes; while the censors didn’t object to the conveyor belt itself, they felt that the part where Lucy and Ethel stuffed the overflow into their hats, blouses and mouths was over the top.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-busters-lieu-cmere/266904/22 "2004-10-01T19:29:07Z")

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Would God himself make a pile of poo so big that He Himself could not flush it?\*

- God would have to be a male in this case as men take such pride in their dumps.

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**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-busters-lieu-cmere/266904/23 "2004-10-02T01:04:32Z")

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> [@Flamsterette\_X](#):
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> Establishing an unlikely sounding record, the longest turd ever recorded was that produced by an American man, **who spent two hours and twelve minutes creating a monster measuring twelve feet, two inches in length**.

I once read a 19th century missionary’s account of a tribe in Africa that chose its chieftan as the man who could extrude the longest uninterrupted fecal unit. (The logic behind this criterion was never established.)

_Damn_, this guy woulda been King of All Africa!

And another thing: Exactly _how_ does one go about training for such a record?

I mean, I can imagine how one might train for the record diameter ( :eek: ) but _TWELVE_ feet long?

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-busters-lieu-cmere/266904/24 "2004-10-02T01:40:07Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> Man, talk about _Our Winner Of Dissed Content._

It was the best of crap, it was the worst of crap…

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-busters-lieu-cmere/266904/25 "2004-10-02T02:08:44Z")

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> [@](#):
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> MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED  
> Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out  
> of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.

**coughBULLcough**  
At (a very charitable) average of 5ml per ejaculation, this woman fellated 161 guys. At two minutes per dude, this woman was fellating men for an hour and a half straight. Apparently, her digestive processes shut down during this time, as well as her gag reflex and any emetic urges.

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