# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1981 "2017-07-03T00:37:39Z")

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A couple more postings from the guy who first created the CNN-wrestling video meme that Trump tweeted:

a) [CNN personalities with Jewish Stars of David](https://twitter.com/JYSexton/status/881619803080986626).  
b) [Message board quote](https://www.reddit.com/r/uncensorednews/comments/68c9up/2_american_women_assaulted_by_muslim_men_in_paris/dgxdejv/): “Both times I was in Paris I carried punch blades sewn into my pockets…any of those Islamic fucks tried shit with me would get an immediate punch to the neck with 2 inches of titanium embedded in their throat.”

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1982 "2017-07-03T00:58:26Z")

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That a President Of The United States would “share” a video like that with the whole world just boggles my mind.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1983 "2017-07-03T01:06:10Z")

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Would Trump be willing to take on wrestling’s newest villain, [“The Progressive Liberal”](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/06/28/he-calls-himself-progressive-liberal-hes-the-most-hated-wrestler-on-the-appalachian-circuit/) ?

> [@](#):
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> His shtick is simple. He plays a smug liberal elitist who lectures the audience on political matters. His enemies are “Fox News maggots.” His fictional character hails from D.C. His wrestling shorts bear a donkey. He insults his fans’ Appalachian accents, correcting them — “Do you live in a holler? No, you live in a hollow.”
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> He even calls his finishing signature wrestling move the “Liberal Agenda.”
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> In one promo video, he wore a shirt patterned with dozens of photos of Hillary Clinton’s face, patched together in a strange collage, and he addressed AMW’s fans: “You people need to be reprogrammed. You continually vote against your own interests. You put people in Congress and the White House that aren’t going to help you. They’re not going to bring your jobs back.”
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> …“So I did this interview on the house mic and I said, ‘If he’s elected president, I hope Trump doesn’t build a wall around Mexico. Instead I hope he builds it around this town so none of you people can infiltrate the population.’”
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> “The ire that statement got, I knew I was onto something,” he added. “Even then, those fans were chanting, ‘Trump! Trump! Trump!’”

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**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1984 "2017-07-03T01:12:42Z")

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> [@blondebear](#):
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> That a President Of The United States would “share” a video like that with the whole world just boggles my mind.

We just need to accept that Trump is a lower IQ version of President Camacho.

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**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1985 "2017-07-03T01:28:01Z")

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> [@monstro](#):
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> We just need to accept that Trump is a lower IQ version of President Camacho.

Except for the part where President Camacho is capable of recognizing when someone is smarter than he is, and taking advice from them. Sigh.

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**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1986 "2017-07-03T09:51:48Z")

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[![](https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170703/f1ce57933cd7e857a44504018af4ec8d.jpg) ](https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170703/f1ce57933cd7e857a44504018af4ec8d.jpg)

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1987 "2017-07-03T10:00:01Z")

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The New York Post called him “Rowdy Donny Griper.” I’m gonna use that from now on.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1988 "2017-07-03T10:45:22Z")

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> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#):
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> [Message board quote](https://www.reddit.com/r/uncensorednews/comments/68c9up/2_american_women_assaulted_by_muslim_men_in_paris/dgxdejv/): “Both times I was in Paris I carried punch blades sewn into my pockets…any of those Islamic fucks tried shit with me would get an immediate punch to the neck with 2 inches of titanium embedded in their throat.”

Yeah, that’ll do a lot of good when you’ve got a box truck parked on your chest. I love internet tough guys.

At what point do these constant callouts to “fake news” constitute libel? I realize intent of malice is a pretty high bar to clear of you’re a public figure – and surely corporations qualify on that count – but I’d love to see him sued by someone whose lawyer-pockets are as deep as his own are.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1989 "2017-07-03T13:14:01Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> Would Trump be willing to take on wrestling’s newest villain, [“The Progressive Liberal”](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/06/28/he-calls-himself-progressive-liberal-hes-the-most-hated-wrestler-on-the-appalachian-circuit/) ?

I assume there’s a German word for “a thing that induces both laughter and horror,” that I can borrow?

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1990 "2017-07-03T13:21:43Z")

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There is a German word for that: Drumpf.

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**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1991 "2017-07-03T14:10:28Z")

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_“At some point the Fake News will be forced to discuss our great jobs numbers, strong economy, success with ISIS, the border & so much else!”_

The word “forced” being particularly interesting considering his wrestling tweet.

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1992 "2017-07-03T14:14:00Z")

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> [@Fiveyearlurker](#):
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> _“At some point the Fake News will be forced to discuss our great jobs numbers, strong economy, success with ISIS, the border & so much else!”_
> 
> The word “forced” being particularly interesting considering his wrestling tweet.

Trump trying to take credit for the Obama economy is just plain SAD. In fact, everything going on with ISIS predates Trump and he hasn’t done shit on the border.

FAKE NEWS.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1993 "2017-07-03T14:38:30Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> Would Trump be willing to take on wrestling’s newest villain, [“The Progressive Liberal”](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/06/28/he-calls-himself-progressive-liberal-hes-the-most-hated-wrestler-on-the-appalachian-circuit/) ?

That character was designed to make liberals look bad and inflame conservatives. If such a match was ever set up the script would have Donnie winning.

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1994 "2017-07-03T14:50:25Z")

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> [@Fretful\_Porpentine](#):
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> Except for the part where President Camacho is capable of recognizing when someone is smarter than he is, and taking advice from them. Sigh.

Well, what monstro said: Camacho is smarter than Trump.

Plus, with Camacho there is the advantage that you know he won’t be president any more once the movie finishes.

> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#):
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> b) [Message board quote](https://www.reddit.com/r/uncensorednews/comments/68c9up/2_american_women_assaulted_by_muslim_men_in_paris/dgxdejv/): “Both times I was in Paris I carried punch blades sewn into my pockets…any of those Islamic fucks tried shit with me would get an immediate punch to the neck with 2 inches of titanium embedded in their throat.”

😕 What about atheist thieves? Catholic pickpockets? Lutherans with a few too many? Does he go through life asking about the religious affiliation of every person he crosses on the street?

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1995 "2017-07-03T14:51:53Z")

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> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#):
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> A couple more postings from the guy who first created the CNN-wrestling video meme that Trump tweeted:
> 
> a) [CNN personalities with Jewish Stars of David](https://twitter.com/JYSexton/status/881619803080986626).  
> b) [Message board quote](https://www.reddit.com/r/uncensorednews/comments/68c9up/2_american_women_assaulted_by_muslim_men_in_paris/dgxdejv/): “Both times I was in Paris I carried punch blades sewn into my pockets…any of those Islamic fucks tried shit with me would get an immediate punch to the neck with 2 inches of titanium embedded in their throat.”

I was going to post this very thing. Now, why am I not surprised that Occupy White House hizzelf is drawn to an account like that?

Saw a great query for him in the news: “How the fuck are you president?”

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1996 "2017-07-03T15:01:08Z")

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Another thing…

with the blades sewn into his pockets, how did he plan on reaching the “Islamic fucks’” necks? It’s the kind of stunt which a Jason Statham movie would show in vvveeerrryyy ssslllooowww mmmoootttiiiooon. Statham and that dude are both males of the human species, but I suspect that any other comparisons are won by Statham hands down and with one of them tied behind his back.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1997 "2017-07-03T17:17:16Z")

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“Take THAT, you dirty Muslim bas… _shit_! OK, time out, time out. Hang on, I gotta… just wait… God DAMN it why did I use a backstitch?”

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1998 "2017-07-03T17:35:16Z")

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“Because you are not smart enough to knit!”

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/1999 "2017-07-03T19:52:30Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> “Because you are not smart enough to knit!”

😃

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2000 "2017-07-05T16:46:23Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Is there any way this Mika host could sue Traitor Trump for slander?

To borrow the words of Herr Rrump himself, “would be fun”.

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