# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2017, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2121 "2017-07-19T23:47:01Z")

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> [@slumtrimpet](#):
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> But the thing that floors me, leaves me speechless, makes me shudder and despair is that nearly 63 million - wrap your brain around that - 62,984,825 people voted for him, for leader of the USA and the ostensibly the “free world”.

Here’s something that will absolutely floor you even worse: 65,853,516 people voted for Hillary Clinton, a proven liar and felon.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2017, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2122 "2017-07-19T23:51:08Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> 65,853,516 people voted for Hillary Clinton

So you’re admitting that Trump is wrong about there being millions of illegal voters, and that Clinton _did_ win the popular vote?

I guess there’s hope for you yet.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2017, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2123 "2017-07-19T23:52:10Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Here’s something that will absolutely floor you even worse: 65,853,516 people voted for Hillary Clinton, a proven liar and felon.

And meanwhile, you, who live the warrior life, cower behind your ignore list.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2017, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2124 "2017-07-19T23:54:13Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally Posted by Loser Donald  
> The Republicans never discuss how good their healthcare bill is, & it will get even better at lunchtime.The Dems scream death as OCare dies!

If fairness, he’s right about the first part. I’ve never heard a Republican say anything good about their proposed replacement for ACA.

In contrast, Trump has promised health insurance “for everyone” “at a fraction of the cost,” and “it will be easy.”

What’s not to like?

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2017, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2125 "2017-07-19T23:57:34Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Here’s something that will absolutely floor you even worse: 65,853,516 people voted for Hillary Clinton, a proven liar and felon.

What?? Hillary Clinton is a felon??? I was not aware of that! Are you just going to teeease people with that claim, or are you going to make with some details? A felon, you say? Why, that’s terrible! Do tell.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2126 "2017-07-20T00:11:43Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> What?? Hillary Clinton is a felon??? I was not aware of that! Are you just going to teeease people with that claim, or are you going to make with some details? A felon, you say? Why, that’s terrible! Do tell.

It’s simple. **Clothy** had decided that Clinton committed a felony and under his rule of law, that’s all that’s needed for conviction.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2127 "2017-07-20T02:36:40Z")

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But, of course, poor ol’ **Clothumper** gets defensive when Trump is under the microscope. People say mean, untrue things about Trump, but Hillary is a felon, even though no charges were ever filed.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2128 "2017-07-20T02:44:54Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> But, of course, poor ol’ **Clothumper** gets defensive when Trump is under the microscope. People say mean, untrue things about Trump, but Hillary is a felon, even though no charges were ever filed.

Very unfair!

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2017, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2129 "2017-07-20T02:47:21Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Here’s something that will absolutely floor you even worse: 65,853,516 people voted for Hillary Clinton, a proven liar and felon.

Of course, you’re a proven liar. And you’re as much a proven felon as Clinton is.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2017, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2130 "2017-07-22T12:57:11Z")

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About to jump in car so no links, but this morning’s tweetstorm has been particularly unhinged as the President announces “Buh-buh-but what about HILLARY?” week. Truly epic madness.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2017, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2131 "2017-07-22T17:30:02Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Here’s something that will absolutely floor you even worse: 65,853,516 people voted for Hillary Clinton, a proven liar and felon.

A “felon” would have been way better than the Russian stooge without a clue.

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2017, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2132 "2017-07-22T20:34:50Z")

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Here’s some of the latest diarrhea storm. You know, if this stuff was in a work of fiction, would you laugh or just think, nah, this is stupid. A U.S president acting like a whiny toddler is just too far-fetched.

[QUOTE=Pig Vomit]  
My son Donald openly gave his e-mails to the media & authorities whereas Crooked Hillary Clinton deleted (& acid washed) her 33,000 e-mails!  
[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Abject Failure]  
So many people are asking why isn’t the A.G. or Special Council looking at the many Hillary Clinton or Comey crimes. 33,000 e-mails deleted?  
[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Shit For Brains]  
ObamaCare is dead and the Democrats are obstructionists, no ideas or votes, only obstruction. It is solely up to the 52 Republican Senators!  
[/QUOTE]

Lock him up, ffs.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2017, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2133 "2017-07-22T20:44:30Z")

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Calling the Democrats “obstructionist” over this is stupid fucking squared. Trump is a fucking imbicile.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2017, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2134 "2017-07-22T20:47:46Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> Calling the Democrats “obstructionist” over this is stupid fucking squared. Trump is a fucking imbicile.

Especially when he reminds everyone that the Republicans have a majority in the Senate.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2017, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2135 "2017-07-22T20:48:55Z")

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Oh hell, that’s fuckin’ funny!! 🙂

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**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2017, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2136 "2017-07-22T21:04:07Z")

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> [@BlankSlate](#):
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> Here’s some of the latest diarrhea storm. You know, if this stuff was in a work of fiction, would you laugh or just think, nah, this is stupid. A U.S president acting like a whiny toddler is just too far-fetched.

> [@](#):
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> Originally Posted by Abject Failure  
> So many people are asking why isn’t the A.G. or Special Council looking at the many Hillary Clinton or Comey crimes. 33,000 e-mails deleted?

I guess he’s forgotten that he said this:

“I will ask, to appoint a special prosecutor. We have to investigate Hillary Clinton, and we have to investigate the investigation.”

So it’s now Sessions’ fault nothing has been done. Of course, Trump has already said he doesn’t want that. But his fans will just see this tweet as another reason Sessions has to go. He’s being disloyal. [doublethink] Sessions has never had Trump’s back. [/doublethink]

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2017, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2137 "2017-07-23T00:28:30Z")

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> [@aurora\_maire](#):
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> I guess he’s forgotten that he said this:
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> “I will ask, to appoint a special prosecutor. We have to investigate Hillary Clinton, and we have to investigate the investigation.”
> 
> So it’s now Sessions’ fault nothing has been done. Of course, Trump has already said he doesn’t want that. But his fans will just see this tweet as another reason Sessions has to go. He’s being disloyal. [doublethink] Sessions has never had Trump’s back. [/doublethink]

I must’ve missed that one. It’s hysterical. Because if he does that then you KNOW there will be a demand for an investigation into the investigation of the investigation. After that, it’ll be investigations all the way down. Sort of like a Russian nesting doll.

PS. Screw You,Autocorrect. You fight me every time I try to type the word Bannon, some times it takes me 4 tries. I pray nightly for the guy to change his last name to Banner. But you can’t change itll into it’ll for me? You make me go hunt for the apostrophe key? Screw you.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2017, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2138 "2017-07-23T00:36:22Z")

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> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#):
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> PS. Screw You,Autocorrect. You fight me every time I try to type the word Bannon, some times it takes me 4 tries. I pray nightly for the guy to change his last name to Banner.

You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2017, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2139 "2017-07-23T02:09:47Z")

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We don’t like him now.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2017, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2140 "2017-07-23T03:07:43Z")

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This was an enjoyable [tweet](https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/22/us/politics/donald-trump-jeff-sessions.html) from 4:30 this morning.

> [@](#):
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> While all agree the U. S. President has the complete power to pardon, why think of that when only crime so far is LEAKS against us.FAKE NEWS.

One or two legal scholars might have something to say about this pardoning thing.

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