# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2201 "2017-07-28T06:34:04Z")

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Will make for quite a day…

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**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2202 "2017-07-28T22:59:06Z")

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Always fun to [pull up old quotes:](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/156829591267328000?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fthehill.com%2Fhomenews%2Fadministration%2F344415-trump-mocked-obama-for-three-chiefs-of-staff-in-three-years)

3 Chief of Staffs in less than 3 years of being President: Part of the reason why @BarackObama can’t manage to pass his agenda.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2203 "2017-07-28T23:09:13Z")

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> [@Fiveyearlurker](#):
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> “It’s very sad that Republicans, even some that were carried over the line on my back, do very little to protect their President.”
> 
> The House GOP is the only thing protecting you. Maybe attacking them is a bad move. But, as someone rooting against you, by all means, keep talking.

And now for something completely different :

> [@Wall Street Journal](#):
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> "It’s not that he is inexperienced, crude, an outsider. It is that he is weak and sniveling. … He’s not strong and self controlled, not cool and tough, not low key and determined, he’s whiny, weepy and self pitying. He throws himself, sobbing, on the body politic. He’s a drama queen. … Half the president’s tweets show utter weakness. They are plaintive, shrill little cries. … It’s all whimpering accusation and finger-pointing: _Nobody’s nice to me…_

[www.wsj.com](http://www.wsj.com)

They’re right. He’s a spoiled loser bitch. I really really hope they turn on him like wolves. I hope they tear him apart and then connect the dots on the Russia connections and send his ass to prison, forever.

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**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2017, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2204 "2017-07-28T23:35:32Z")

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> [@Fiveyearlurker](#):
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> Always fun to [pull up old quotes:](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/156829591267328000?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fthehill.com%2Fhomenews%2Fadministration%2F344415-trump-mocked-obama-for-three-chiefs-of-staff-in-three-years)
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> 3 Chief of Staffs in less than 3 years of being President: Part of the reason why @BarackObama can’t manage to pass his agenda.

that’s hysterical

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2017, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2205 "2017-07-29T12:30:59Z")

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Orange Julius is all fussy about the filibuster again this morning;

[QUOTE=Loser Donald]  
Republican Senate must get rid of 60 vote NOW! It is killing the R Party, allows 8 Dems to control country. 200 Bills sit in Senate. A JOKE!  
[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Loser Donald]  
The very outdated filibuster rule must go. Budget reconciliation is killing R’s in Senate. Mitch M, go to 51 Votes NOW and WIN. IT’S TIME!  
[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Loser Donald]  
Republicans in the Senate will NEVER win if they don’t go to a 51 vote majority NOW. They look like fools and are just wasting time…  
[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Loser Donald]  
…8 Dems totally control the U.S. Senate. Many great Republican bills will never pass, like Kate’s Law and complete Healthcare. Get smart!  
[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Loser Donald]  
If the Senate Democrats ever got the chance, they would switch to a 51 majority vote in first minute. They are laughing at R’s. MAKE CHANGE!  
[/QUOTE]

Here’s the thing, Dumbass Donny;

- The Republicans can’t even marshal 50 votes, let alone 51
- The Senate Democrats have “had the chance” many times over many decades and have never moved to abolish the legislative filibuster
- “200 bills”?
- “Kate’s Law” is in no way a great bill
- An ellipses in the English language consists of three full stops, not four or six
- The Republicans have never proposed anything resembling “complere Healthcare”
- The phrase “IT’S TIME!” is a registered trademark of UFC fight announcer Bruce Buffer and you are infringing upon his intellectual property rights by appropriating it without express written consent
- Everyone _is_ laughing at Rs, but not for the reasons you think

Would someone go and change his diaper already? He’ll _never_ sleep through naptime if he’s this wound up.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2017, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2206 "2017-07-29T13:57:24Z")

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Didn’t they already get rid of the 60 vote filirbuster? 😕

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2017, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2207 "2017-07-29T13:59:30Z")

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> [@Grrr](#):
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> Didn’t they already get rid of the 60 vote filirbuster? 😕

For nominations, not legislation.

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2017, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2208 "2017-07-29T15:07:34Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> For nominations, not legislation.

And technically, since this was GBO controlled legislation - they only needed 51 as well.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2017, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2209 "2017-07-29T15:18:08Z")

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> [@Grrr](#):
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> Didn’t they already get rid of the 60 vote filirbuster? 😕

They are working on it. Something about an “independent White House” that is “free” from the Repugnicans, Congress, courts, and everyone else.  
…and maybe dictatorship according to Fox News…  
Jesse Watters, co-host of “The Five” is advocating for a Trump dictatorship:

> [@](#):
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> “A lot of people wish President Trump was a dictator, maybe we could repeal Obamacare. It would be a lot easier that way.”

Murrica. Patriotism. Freedom. My ass.

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2017, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2210 "2017-07-29T15:35:39Z")

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Let’s hope that “a lot of people” is just another piece of Fox fiction like “some people say”.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2017, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2211 "2017-07-29T15:38:24Z")

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> [@davidm](#):
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> Let’s hope that “a lot of people” is just another piece of Fox fiction like “some people say”.

I don’t know, some of these fuckers (including some I know) would be A-OK with it, as long as it’s “their guy”.

They wave the flag, or hide behind it, but hate everything it should stand for.

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**Author:** ![skdo23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@skdo23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skdo23)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2017, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2212 "2017-07-29T16:55:15Z")

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> [@BlankSlate](#):
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> If he doesn’t like something, he either lies or yells “fake news.” He’s a lot like Trump, come to think of it. There couldn’t be 62 million of them…could there?

Has anyone ever seen Clothahump and Donald Trump in the same place?

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2017, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2213 "2017-07-29T22:20:11Z")

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[Quote=Loser Donald]  
Unless the Republican Senators are total quitters, Repeal & Replace is not dead! Demand another vote before voting on any other bill!  
[/quote]

What happened to “let Obamacare fail like I said all along”, President Baby?

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2017, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2214 "2017-07-29T22:33:04Z")

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> [@](#):
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> The very outdated filibuster rule must go. Budget reconciliation is killing R’s in Senate. Mitch M, go to 51 Votes NOW and WIN. IT’S TIME!

NOW he cares about majority vote.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2215 "2017-07-29T22:38:47Z")

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> [@skdo23](#):
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> Has anyone ever seen Clothahump and Donald Trump in the same place?

That much assholishness in one confined space would reach critical mass and explode in a multimegaton cloud of shit.

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**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2017, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2216 "2017-07-30T04:11:54Z")

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And wouldn’t that be a shame.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2017, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2217 "2017-07-30T04:14:18Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> That much assholishness in one confined space would reach critical mass and explode in a **multimegaton cloud of shit.**

> [@The\_Tooth](#):
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> And wouldn’t that be a shame.

You have to consider the fallout.

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**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2017, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2218 "2017-07-30T04:16:29Z")

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I’m in Alberta.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2017, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2219 "2017-07-30T08:08:18Z")

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As if alienating McConnell, Murkowski, police, transgender people, and the Boy Scouts wasn’t enough for one week, the Big Orange Baby decided to use the last of his time before Ivanka took the phone away to whine some more about China.

[QUOTE=Loser Donald]  
I am very disappointed in China. Our foolish past leaders have allowed them to make hundreds of billions of dollars a year in trade, yet… …they do NOTHING for us with North Korea, just talk. We will no longer allow this to continue. China could easily solve this problem!  
[/QUOTE]

I guess nobody knew China could be so complicated. Turns out that inviting the president over for chocolate cake _doesn’t_ oblige him to carry out foreign policy on your behalf.

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2017, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2220 "2017-07-30T09:02:37Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> That much assholishness in one confined space would reach critical mass and explode in a multimegaton cloud of shit.

> [@running\_coach](#):
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> You have to consider the fallout.

> [@The\_Tooth](#):
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> I’m in Alberta.

I’m in Australia, and we have umbrellas.

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