# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2017, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2381 "2017-08-11T15:31:38Z")

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> [@Aspenglow](#):
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> Cleverly said.
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> My understanding is that Trump had a hard time retaining counsel because of his reputation for not listening to their advice and not paying them. He’s got Kasowitz and Sekulow, and he recently retained Ty Cobb.

First Frederick Douglass, now Ty Cobb. When will this plundering of our nation’s graveyards end? Sad!

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2017, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2382 "2017-08-11T15:32:19Z")

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> [@Crotalus](#):
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> Remember that he cast what he thought was an aspersion on the judge in the Trump University case, has denigrated the security agencies who probably have recordings of everything he has said on a telephone to any foreign national, has shown public disrespect for the FBI which is still involved in investigating him. He seems incapable of allowing rational thought to regulate his impulses.

And the very worst part of it is,  
HE ALWAYS GETS AWAY WITH IT.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2017, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2383 "2017-08-11T15:36:43Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> It’s looking pretty bad when people, in the interest of peace and stability, halfway hope for a military coup d’état.

We have the tools to do it, peacefully and legally, IF the Congress was not so full of corruption and greed and Freedom Caucus/Tea Party/Dominionist psychos.

Impeachment and Article 25 both provide ways to do it legally and peacefully.

And if the Trumpies ever really did pull off the civil war/revolt they like to threaten us with, I would take great pleasure in seeing them hang. All legal and proper.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2017, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2384 "2017-08-11T16:27:04Z")

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> [@SteveG1](#):
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> We have the tools to do it, peacefully and legally, IF the Congress was not so full of corruption and greed and Freedom Caucus/Tea Party/Dominionist psychos.
> 
> Impeachment and Article 25 both provide ways to do it legally and peacefully.
> 
> And if the Trumpies ever really did pull off the civil war/revolt they like to threaten us with, I would take great pleasure in seeing them hang. All legal and proper.

If Trump keeps insulting McConnell, it could happen.

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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2017, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2385 "2017-08-11T16:46:59Z")

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> [@Eonwe](#):
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> First Frederick Douglass, now Ty Cobb. When will this plundering of our nation’s graveyards end? Sad!

Trump probably will brag that Cobb is not only the best lawyer in the history of the country–remember, he only hires the best people–but he’s also in the baseball HOF.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2017, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2386 "2017-08-11T17:15:39Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> If Trump keeps insulting McConnell, it could happen.

I hope it does happen. I hope he keeps poking McConnell (who is a dirtbag too), to the point that the Turtle Guy has to do it.

And just as he makes Dump finally go away in disgrace and ruin and hopefully to prison, Turtle Guy falls dead of a massive heart attack or stroke. because in the end, we need for him to GTFO too.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2017, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2387 "2017-08-11T18:19:18Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> If Trump keeps insulting McConnell, it could happen.

As someone noted above, impeachment starts in the House, which means that Ryan’s the one who has to be pressured into kicking things off. McConnell can’t do a thing about it unless Mango Mussolini is actually impeached, then the trial in the Senate can begin. The Senate can’t put him on trial until he’s impeached.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2017, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2388 "2017-08-11T19:48:41Z")

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> [@Eonwe](#):
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> First Frederick Douglass, now Ty Cobb. When will this plundering of our nation’s graveyards end? Sad!

I bet they even cast votes. Fraudulent election results.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2017, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2389 "2017-08-11T20:13:24Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> As someone noted above, impeachment starts in the House, which means that Ryan’s the one who has to be pressured into kicking things off. McConnell can’t do a thing about it unless Mango Mussolini is actually impeached, then the trial in the Senate can begin. The Senate can’t put him on trial until he’s impeached.

Yea, but if McConnell were firmly on Trump’s side, were the House to vote for impeachment, the Senate would have been an impenetrable roadblock. Now… maybe not.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2017, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2390 "2017-08-11T20:16:55Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Yea, but if McConnell were firmly on Trump’s side, were the House to vote for impeachment, the Senate would have been an impenetrable roadblock. Now… maybe not.

But the House has to get off the dime. They won’t until it becomes a “him or us” situation. If it happens, it won’t be for the good of the nation, it will be to save their own sorry stinking asses.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2017, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2391 "2017-08-14T22:56:45Z")

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Trump responds to the recent controversies:

> [@](#):
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> **Tweeted by Trump** _6:29 PM - 14 Aug 2017_  
> Made additional remarks on Charlottesville and realize once again that the #Fake News Media will never be satisfied…truly bad people!

What a friggin’ child.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2017, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2392 "2017-08-14T23:19:25Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> Trump responds to the recent controversies:
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> What a friggin’ child.

“Oh, wahhh!! I took my medicine, and no one gave me a cookie!!”

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2017, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2393 "2017-08-14T23:36:08Z")

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My Twitter comment was, “Mom and Dad made me say I’m sorry and people are still mad at me. No fair!”

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2017, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2394 "2017-08-15T00:18:46Z")

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I think the question of “Will CoS Kelly take control of Trump’s Twitter feed?” has been answered with a resounding No.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2017, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2395 "2017-08-15T01:02:43Z")

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He got his phone back!

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2017, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2396 "2017-08-15T01:59:12Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> I think the question of “Will CoS Kelly take control of Trump’s Twitter feed?” has been answered with a resounding No.

Kelly quits in 3… 2… 1…

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**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2017, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2397 "2017-08-15T18:53:25Z")

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Now that four CEOs have quit his manufacturing advisory council, the asshole tweeted:  
[QUOTE=Trumplethinskin]  
For every CEO that drops out of the Manufacturing Council, I have many to take their place. Grandstanders should not have gone on. JOBS!  
[/QUOTE]

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2017, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2398 "2017-08-15T18:57:43Z")

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Ha! Joke’s on him. Steve is dead. 😃

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2017, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2399 "2017-08-15T19:09:37Z")

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(missed window)

Seriously, why throw in “JOBS!” at the end of that? It’s like saying, “I can’t stand fake news! BUTTERSCOTCH!”

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2017, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2400 "2017-08-15T19:17:37Z")

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> [@Locrian](#):
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> (missed window)
> 
> Seriously, why throw in “JOBS!” at the end of that? It’s like saying, “I can’t stand fake news! BUTTERSCOTCH!”

The Council was supposed to like a think tank for bringing back jobs(among other things).  
Apparently, Trump isn’t quite the clever job creator he claimed he was.

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