# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 123
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2441 "2017-08-18T01:16:11Z")
> [@simster](#): > > I’m waiting for him to take credit for the spectacle and/or proclaim “I shall make the sky go dark if you do not build this wall” The path of totality goes nowhere near the Mexican border. Sad! ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2442 "2017-08-18T02:03:37Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > The path of totality goes nowhere near the Mexican border. Sad! 2024 will. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2443 "2017-08-18T02:22:20Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > I think Trump is envisioning a future where Trump memorials are being torn down and defaced and he isn’t around to tweet insults about it. Or, which I’m sure is even worse in his mind, having his name taken off all those big, beautiful buildings he thinks he owns. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2444 "2017-08-18T02:55:07Z")
Jim Jeffries summed up the “many sides” comment perfectly: "If a doctor finds a cancer in my left testicle, I don’t say, ‘I don’t have cancer! My left testicle has cancer. That’s not me.’ But it is me! I may not like that part of me, but it’s me. I don’t blame my right testicle and claim there’s testicle problems on both sides. No, instead we cut that cancer out as quickly and as aggressively as possible, and hope it doesn’t come back.” Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G900A using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2017, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2445 "2017-08-19T12:19:54Z")
This just in: According to his Twitter feed, President Trump made many decisions yesterday. Yes, folks, you heard it here first (well, second if you’d already been to Twitter). ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2017, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2446 "2017-08-19T13:40:32Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > This just in: According to his Twitter feed, President Trump made many decisions yesterday. So…nothing was accomplished, no decisions were made, and Afghanistan is still gonna be a big ball of mess. Life in Bizarro America. ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2017, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2447 "2017-08-19T14:03:14Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > This just in: According to his Twitter feed, President Trump made many decisions yesterday. We all did. This is like when my toddler beamed with pride every time she pooped, like it was an accomplishment worth bragging about. “I made a big one, and two little ones. Come see!” ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2017, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2448 "2017-08-19T14:09:16Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > This just in: According to his Twitter feed, President Trump made many decisions yesterday. As Joe Paterno (?) said to his players when he wanted to minimize post-touchdown celebrations, “Act like you’ve been there before”. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2017, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2449 "2017-08-19T16:41:33Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > This just in: According to his Twitter feed, President Trump made many decisions yesterday. > > Yes, folks, you heard it here first (well, second if you’d already been to Twitter). I made decisions too. For lunch I decided to have chicken. For dinner I decided to have pasta and sausage. I fuckin’ RULE! I am THE DECIDER! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2017, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2450 "2017-08-19T16:54:55Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > This just in: According to his Twitter feed, President Trump made many decisions yesterday. [Many, many decisions](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/3ca52aad-2c90-483c-9839-ad09dd6a249c)? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2017, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2451 "2017-08-19T17:37:27Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > I am THE DECIDER! 😃 [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/vMpU-FjRo_c/hqdefault.jpg "American Dad! Roger is The Decider") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMpU-FjRo_c&t=134) [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/R5NrOwe-Pfo/hqdefault.jpg "American Dad! - The Decider") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5NrOwe-Pfo) [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqMW6Jun4VA&t=76) ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2017, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2452 "2017-08-19T18:03:33Z")
It looks like Bannon’s not going to have to suck his own cock anymore! > ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2017, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2453 "2017-08-19T20:50:43Z")
Remember when we had grown-up presidents who didn’t shit themselves in public every day? Days and weeks would go by without hearing from them, unless it was actually important. > [@](#): > > I’m going to war blah blah blah -Syph Bannon Who gives a fuck? The only people reached by [brightfart.com](http://brightfart.com) are the tards who still fall for these inbred motherfuckers’ bullshit. You go to war, you ridiculous, alcoholic embarrassment. Suck some nazi dick while your at it. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2017, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2454 "2017-08-19T23:27:51Z")
Trump tweeted “Our great country has been divided for decades. Sometimes you need protest in order to heel, & we will heel, & be stronger than ever before.” Now 2 things - He really did spell “heal” that way (though he corrected it after Twitter went after him) and 2- Is he praising the Nazi protesters? And then Merriam Webster Dictionary, whose Twitter account I love, tweeted: “������ heal (to become healthy again) ������ heel (a contemptible person) ������♂️ he’ll (he will)” ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2017, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2455 "2017-08-19T23:37:01Z")
Another meaning of “heel” is, of course, to follow orders, to obey, and to follow meekly. I believe that is what 45 dreams about the rest of us doing. So, Freudian slip? ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2017, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2456 "2017-08-19T23:39:43Z")
Heil? ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2017, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2457 "2017-08-19T23:46:46Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Trump tweeted “Our great country has been divided for decades. Sometimes you need protest in order to heel, & we will heel, & be stronger than ever before.” > > Now 2 things - He really did spell “heal” that way (though he corrected it after Twitter went after him) and 2- Is he praising the Nazi protesters? > > And then Merriam Webster Dictionary, whose Twitter account I love, tweeted: > > “������ heal (to become healthy again) > ������ heel (a contemptible person) > ������♂️ he’ll (he will)” It doesn’t need to be said anymore. But what a fucking idiot. We must continue to call this shit out though. Thought it would be a long four years. It’s turning into a long week. Every week. ---
**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2017, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2458 "2017-08-19T23:52:58Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > It doesn’t need to be said anymore. But what a fucking idiot. > > We must continue to call this shit out though. Thought it would be a long four years. It’s turning into a long week. Every week. It’s like we’re living in dog weeks now. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2017, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2459 "2017-08-19T23:56:03Z")
> [@aurora\_maire](#): > > It’s like we’re living in dog weeks now. And he actually accomplished all this clusterfuckery while on vacation! And he’s back at work next week. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2017, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2460 "2017-08-20T00:34:40Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > It doesn’t need to be said anymore. But what a fucking idiot. > > We must continue to call this shit out though. Thought it would be a long four years. It’s turning into a long week. Every week. Time wounds all heels. per Ignatz [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=122) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=124)