# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2017, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2461 "2017-08-20T00:55:49Z")

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I suspect he has no idea that the 15,000 who showed up were counter-protesters. I’m surprised, given how much he likes to get his facts straight before he makes a statement.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2017, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2462 "2017-08-20T04:03:42Z")

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> [@Spice\_Weasel](#):
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> I suspect he has no idea that the 15,000 who showed up were counter-protesters. I’m surprised, given how much he likes to get his facts straight before he makes a statement.

Well, he did tweet that a lot of “anti-police agitators” showed up, so apparently he did have some dim sense that not everyone there was on his side.

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**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2017, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2463 "2017-08-20T17:27:42Z")

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[https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170820/b7c9f10914c8d6d0ab5fdb752006dfa2.jpg](https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170820/b7c9f10914c8d6d0ab5fdb752006dfa2.jpg)

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2017, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2464 "2017-08-20T17:53:41Z")

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> [@Biffster](#):
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> [https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170820/b7c9f10914c8d6d0ab5fdb752006dfa2.jpg](https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170820/b7c9f10914c8d6d0ab5fdb752006dfa2.jpg)

Beautiful.

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2017, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2465 "2017-08-20T17:56:52Z")

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> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> Well, he did tweet that a lot of “anti-police agitators” showed up, so apparently he did have some dim sense that not everyone there was on his side.

I think him calling them “anti-police agitators” was more a lie than a mistake.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2017, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2466 "2017-08-20T19:39:15Z")

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> [@davidm](#):
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> I think him calling them “anti-police agitators” was more a lie than a mistake.

I was kinda surprised not to see “outside” in there. Although he may figure Boston is so infested with leftie scum we didn’t need to import any.

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**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2017, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2467 "2017-08-20T21:15:54Z")

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How long before he just straight-out tweets support for Holocaust denial?

Within the next two weeks?

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2017, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2468 "2017-08-20T21:21:13Z")

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_Sad to see the beauty of our great gas chambers being defaced by the Jews and their fingernails._

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2017, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2469 "2017-08-24T15:19:21Z")

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“I don’t do Twitterstorms!”

[Well…](http://www.politico.com/story/2017/08/24/trump-twitter-storm-attacks-241983) what would you call [this morning](http://talkingpointsmemo.com/dc/trump-has-a-lot-on-his-mind)?

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2017, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2470 "2017-08-24T16:53:48Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> “I don’t do Twitterstorms!”
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> [Well…](http://www.politico.com/story/2017/08/24/trump-twitter-storm-attacks-241983) what would you call [this morning](http://talkingpointsmemo.com/dc/trump-has-a-lot-on-his-mind)?

To be fair, a real Twitterstorm probably would have included [the other message](https://twitter.com/TeaPainUSA/status/900733331880521734/photo/1) from the eclipse guy.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2017, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2471 "2017-08-27T17:21:07Z")

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The head twit blocked Stephen King, who responded by vowing to keep the twit from seeing _It_ and “Mr. Mercedes”.

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2017, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2472 "2017-08-27T20:40:45Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> The head twit blocked Stephen King, who responded by vowing to keep the twit from seeing _It_ and “Mr. Mercedes”.

I think Stephen King should write a book about an evil clown terrorizing the people of America - he could call it _Sad_.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2017, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2473 "2017-09-04T16:47:24Z")

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What’s happened to this thread? Has Kelly succeeded in prying the Tweeter-in-Chief’s phone out of his hands?

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2017, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2474 "2017-09-04T17:29:14Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> What’s happened to this thread? Has Kelly succeeded in prying the Tweeter-in-Chief’s phone out of his hands?

Kelly’s actually succeeding in restricting access to Trump by shit-stirrers like [Omarosa](http://www.thedailybeast.com/john-kelly-pushing-out-omarosa-for-triggering-trump), whose major job appears to have been combing the internet and periodicals to find bad news articles to bring to Twitler to get him riled up.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2017, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2475 "2017-09-04T20:07:59Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Has Kelly succeeded in prying the Tweeter-in-Chief’s phone out of his hands?

[Nope.](https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/asia_pacific/in-latest-test-north-korea-detonates-its-most-powerful-nuclear-device-yet/2017/09/03/4c5202ea-90b4-11e7-8754-d478688d23b4_story.html)

‘Appeasement’, from the asshole who’s been doing his best impression of Neville Chamberlain circa 1938, regarding Putin. Jesus Christ.

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2017, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2476 "2017-09-05T00:08:51Z")

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From that article:

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> Trump’s tweet was even more puzzling, analysts say, because Trump himself — both as a candidate and as president — had repeatedly suggested he would be willing to talk to North Korea’s leader, Kim Jong Un.

What a joke “leadership” in the USA has become. The moron-in-chief contradicts himself every day. Senile, or just evil and stupid. Who cares? Can we have Obama back please? Goddamn I miss adults running the show.

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2017, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2477 "2017-09-05T00:25:15Z")

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Lest we forget past tweets from the genius:

> [@](#):
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> Red line statement was a disaster for President Obama. - Donny Anusface, 2013

Keep blustering and bloviating, you worthless piece of shit.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2478 "2017-09-12T10:50:50Z")

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[TEEEEEEEEEEEED CRUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZ](https://twitter.com/Freeyourmindkid/status/907473585903726595)

Yup, old Ted liked a vid he was fappin’ to while using his official Twitter account. I guess the dumbass doesn’t realize that you can have multiple accounts…

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2479 "2017-09-12T11:35:06Z")

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The truly tragic thing about the Ted Cruz porn vid is that it’s so… pedestrian. Ted likes blondes with big hooters. Yawn. Would have been far more interesting had Ted, instead of fapping to girls who look like a younger version of his wife, liked “T-gyrls caught in Werewolf Lair”.

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**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2480 "2017-09-12T11:40:27Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> The truly tragic thing about the Ted Cruz porn vid is that it’s so… pedestrian.

Incest porn is pedestrian now? 😃

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