# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 125
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2481 "2017-09-12T12:03:53Z")
> [@Baron\_Greenback](#): > > Incest porn is pedestrian now? 😃 I blame GOT. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2482 "2017-09-12T12:54:26Z")
> [@Baron\_Greenback](#): > > Incest porn is pedestrian now? 😃 Now we know why [this happened…](https://youtu.be/VwoVJkrBoDY) ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2483 "2017-09-12T13:25:01Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > [TEEEEEEEEEEEED CRUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZ](https://twitter.com/Freeyourmindkid/status/907473585903726595) > > Yup, old Ted liked a vid he was fappin’ to while using his official Twitter account. I guess the dumbass doesn’t realize that you can have multiple accounts… Now, now, I understand he’s got the situation well in hand. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2484 "2017-09-12T19:36:10Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > [TEEEEEEEEEEEED CRUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZ](https://twitter.com/Freeyourmindkid/status/907473585903726595) > > Yup, old Ted liked a vid he was fappin’ to while using his official Twitter account. I guess the dumbass doesn’t realize that you can have multiple accounts… And now he’s [blaming an aide.](http://start.att.net/news/read/article/the_associated_press-cruz_says_aide_inadvertently_caused_his_porn_twitt-ap) > [@](#): > > Sen. Ted Cruz says an aide was responsible for the “like” that caused a pornographic post to briefly appear on Cruz’s Twitter feed overnight. > > The Texas Republican and 2016 presidential candidate said Tuesday that several aides have access to the account and that one inadvertently posted the pornography. > > Cruz told reporters that “it was a staffing issue and it was inadvertent. It was a mistake. It was not a deliberate action.” Ted Cruz aide signs into Teddy’s Twitter account. Starts surfing for Twitter porn. “Accidentally” likes him some porn. And we’re supposed to believe that. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2485 "2017-09-12T19:39:59Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > And we’re supposed to believe that. Yes! Please! For the love of god, YESSS! ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2486 "2017-09-12T19:41:23Z")
Oh yeah, I inadvertently post pornography all the time. rolleyes ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2487 "2017-09-12T20:48:23Z")
I hate Ted Cruz for making me think of Ted Cruz fapping. And to his old college roommate for letting us know that it apparently happened all the time. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2488 "2017-09-12T21:13:36Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > And now he’s [blaming an aide.](http://start.att.net/news/read/article/the_associated_press-cruz_says_aide_inadvertently_caused_his_porn_twitt-ap) > Ted Cruz aide signs into Teddy’s Twitter account. > Starts surfing for Twitter porn. > “Accidentally” likes him some porn. > > And we’re supposed to believe that. Over on Twitter, Jonathon Nichols says that a team pulled the metadata and they “[asses with a high degree of probability](https://twitter.com/wvualphasoldier/status/907488719267037184)” that it was Cruz, not an aide. Amongst other reasons, apparently only Cruz posts from an iPhone to the account; his aides use TweetDeck. Anyone here with the chops to cross-check this? ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2489 "2017-09-12T21:18:25Z")
> [@Morgyn](#): > > Over on Twitter, Jonathon Nichols says that a team pulled the metadata and they “[asses with a high degree of probability](https://twitter.com/wvualphasoldier/status/907488719267037184)” that it was Cruz, not an aide. Amongst other reasons, apparently only Cruz posts from an iPhone to the account; his aides use TweetDeck. > > Anyone here with the chops to cross-check this? Red color added. I’m guessing this should be assess, but I really like the misspelling. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2490 "2017-09-12T21:19:01Z")
I looked at your cite, and yes, it does say that! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2491 "2017-09-12T21:23:11Z")
Oops? Freudian slip? ---
**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2492 "2017-09-12T21:33:45Z")
I’m always baffled by porn videos that have “share” icons for the various social media outlets. Who the hell are these people who share their porn-watching habits with their Facebook friends?! ---
**Author:** ![Randolph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Randolph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randolph)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2493 "2017-09-12T21:36:40Z")
Senators. ---
**Author:** ![slumtrimpet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@slumtrimpet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slumtrimpet)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2017, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2494 "2017-09-13T12:08:02Z")
> [@Randolph](#): > > Senators. Godsdamnit! Where’s the upvote/like button? ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2017, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2495 "2017-09-13T13:07:14Z")
> [@slumtrimpet](#): > > Godsdamnit! Where’s the upvote/like button? Right next to the share porn button. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2017, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2496 "2017-09-13T14:19:28Z")
> [@neofishboy](#): > > I’m always baffled by porn videos that have “share” icons for the various social media outlets. Who the hell are these people who share their porn-watching habits with their Facebook friends?! “From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.” —“Hot Karl” Marx ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2017, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2497 "2017-09-13T14:33:10Z")
> [@Randolph](#): > > Senators. roflmao ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2017, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2498 "2017-09-14T02:19:25Z")
Well, that’s interesting. The guy whose Tweet I linked to above? I think his Twitter account has been deleted. The tweet I linked to is deleted, as is his response to my commenting that I don’t understand what he did well enough to assess his accuracy. Trying to find him is also not useful, since I wasn’t familiar enough with him to recognize his avatar and there are lots of Jonathon Nichols on Twitter. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2017, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2499 "2017-09-14T02:28:02Z")
> [@Morgyn](#): > > Well, that’s interesting. The guy whose Tweet I linked to above? I think his Twitter account has been deleted. The tweet I linked to is deleted, as is his response to my commenting that I don’t understand what he did well enough to assess his accuracy. Trying to find him is also not useful, since I wasn’t familiar enough with him to recognize his avatar and there are lots of Jonathon Nichols on Twitter. I take it back. His account \*is \*still there, however, there are no tweets beyond midday yesterday and his first viewable post says “Testing”. Makes me wonder what happened. Is there a limit to how many tweets/days you can scroll back to? ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2017, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2500 "2017-09-14T12:20:48Z")
The Failing Donny T. is beside himself this morning, amidst last night’s news that Clever Chuck Schumer and the Notorious N.A.N.C.Y. played him again over DACA; > [@Loser Donald](#): > > No deal was made last night on DACA. Massive border security would have to be agreed to in exchange for consent. Would be subject to vote. > > The WALL, which is already under construction in the form of new renovation of old and existing fences and walls, will continue to be built. > > Does anybody really want to throw out good, educated and accomplished young people who have jobs, some serving in the military? Really!.. > > …They have been in our country for many years through no fault of their own - brought in by parents at young age. Plus BIG border security …A _lot_ to unpack there. I’m not sure Don the Snowflake Cuck even knows what he stands for at this point - he’s so desperate to “make deals” and sign “big, beautiful bills” that he’ll side with Democrats who at least know what they want over Republicans who can’t agree amongst themselves, that he’ll deny his own core campaign promises and speak out against things he was in favor of literally a week ago. He’s walking back “the WALL” and his DACA revocation, even while he claims to be cheerleading for them. He’s lost the support of Congress, who’ve realized that his “threaten and bluster and never follow through” business is just that. I question how long this farce can continue before he finally declares that “I got out at the right time because the haters and losers were blocking my attempts to #MAGA” and fucks off to his penthouse. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=124) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=126)