# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 127
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2017, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2521 "2017-09-15T23:45:20Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > I read a report that after Trump berated, excoriated, belittled, insulted, and humiliated him in front of the rest of the WH staff, Sessions wrote a resignation letter - and Trump rejected his resignation. > > Call me confused. Why didn’t Sessions then simply write another letter - with copies to the media, along the lines of … > > \*Dear Resident Chump, > > I fucking QUIT. Fuck you and anyone that looks like you. I fucking quit and you can fucking reject THAT, you cheeto looking rat bastard. Now take this letter and fucking choke on it. > > **Respectfully** > The Gollum Looking Guy What Just Fucking Quit Your Sorry Ass.\* > > 😃 Sessions is EXACTLY where he wants to be. I suspect he will put up with anything from Trump, including having his crotch grabbed, for the opportunity to return civil rights in this country back to pre-1964. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2017, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2522 "2017-09-16T05:41:43Z")
> [@Merneith](#): > > For the Democrats - what’s the downside to having Donald and Sessions at war with each other? Why would we want Donald and some mystery AG cooperating (at least temporarily, when Donald’s mental condition makes him forget what position he was promoting at the start of his tweets?) > > What on earth makes you think that the next AG would be less of a racist than all the other people Donald surrounds himself with? > > Donald’s really only flirting with Chuck & Nancy because he’s mad at Mitch McConnell. How would it benefit the Democrats to help smooth out the Republican machine? > > It’s a lovely day - confusion to the enemy! I like the discord but I want to see Sessions gone. And I think the next guy will probably be less racist than Sessions because unless he picks David Duke it’ll be hard to find someone more racist. But it’s more than that, Sessions is also brutally efficient and really good and getting things done. Which sucks when what is getting done is backwards. And generally evil. Declining to defend DACA is one thing, arranging for a bunch of people to sue you just so you could decline to defend it is on a whole different level. I’d rather see Trump in an office catfight with Chris Christie. > [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Exactly; also, this is why his Policy-by-Tweet tactic is so stupid. He’s apparently reacting to the fizzled bombing attempt on the London Underground a few hours ago. We don’t have any info on who might have carried out the attack, so who, exactly, does Mr. Trump want to ban from traveling to the US now? Muslims (again)? Anyone traveling from the UK? Persons suspected of riding the Underground? …People carrying buckets? > [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Well, not Nancy, anyway. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![mistymage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mistymage/32/459_2.png) [@mistymage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mistymage)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2017, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2523 "2017-09-16T15:54:38Z")
It wasn’t a tweet but I guess an email from the Trump Campaign to their supporters: [https://img.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/files/2017/09/trump-text6.jpg](https://img.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/files/2017/09/trump-text6.jpg) > **[Analysis | Trump’s ‘fake news’ attack lost its power this week](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2017/09/16/trumps-fake-news-attack-lost-its-power-this-week/?utm_term=.147318dbc211)** > > Trump can no longer cry “fake news” when the media report on a broken promise, and count on his boosters to help keep the faith. For those who don’t feel like clicking it’s about the Wall and they want you to contribute $2 to get it built. I smell more MAGA hats burning and, despite the toxins being released, it has a delicious tone. ---
**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2017, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2524 "2017-09-16T18:15:25Z")
> [@mistymage](#): > > It wasn’t a tweet but I guess an email from the Trump Campaign to their supporters: [https://img.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/files/2017/09/trump-text6.jpg](https://img.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/files/2017/09/trump-text6.jpg) > > [https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2017/09/16/trumps-fake-news-attack-lost-its-power-this-week/?utm\_term=.147318dbc211](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2017/09/16/trumps-fake-news-attack-lost-its-power-this-week/?utm_term=.147318dbc211) > > For those who don’t feel like clicking it’s about the Wall and they want you to contribute $2 to get it built. I smell more MAGA hats burning and, despite the toxins being released, it has a delicious tone. Yes, donate money despite the fact that we have [no evidence that previous donations](https://apnews.com/0756ba7480444895b4fabc9a2f0909b3) were donated to their intended recipients. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2017, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2525 "2017-09-16T19:15:40Z")
There were previous donations? From Mexico, surely. I hear they’re the ones who are paying for it. Them, or apparently Trump’s Chumps. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2017, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2526 "2017-09-16T20:19:20Z")
Trump says[shut down the Internet](https://www.yahoo.com/news/president-trump-tweets-internet-must-170741494.html) so terrorists can’t communicate with each other. Does he not remember all the businesses he says he supports use Internet to communicate too? His supporters do as well, but they like it when he shits on them. They just keep lining up to take the place of whoever got fired ahead of them. Logic doesn’t matter as long as he sounds tough and determined. DRINK THE KOOL-AID BITCHES!!! ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2017, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2527 "2017-09-16T20:50:20Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Trump says[shut down the Internet](https://www.yahoo.com/news/president-trump-tweets-internet-must-170741494.html) so terrorists can’t communicate with each other. > > Does he not remember all the businesses he says he supports use Internet to communicate too?! Don’t be silly. He just wants to shut down the internet for the terrorists. So if you look like a terrorist, you get your internet membership card revoked. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2017, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2528 "2017-09-16T20:59:33Z")
> [@jsc1953](#): > > Don’t be silly. He just wants to shut down the internet for the terrorists. So if you look like a terrorist, you get your internet membership card revoked. Not to mention, it’s simply a matter of talking to Bill Gates, who, as we all know, runs the Internet (not that lying liar Al Gore). ---
**Author:** ![SaneBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SaneBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaneBill)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2017, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2529 "2017-09-16T21:12:16Z")
Apparently you haven’t heard that Bill Gates has already called Trump and said that this is the greatest idea ever. And it serves those terrorists right, after all they don’t even pay their internet taxes. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2017, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2530 "2017-09-17T01:22:43Z")
> [@SaneBill](#): > > Apparently you haven’t heard that Bill Gates has already called Trump and said that this is the greatest idea ever. > And it serves those terrorists right, after all they don’t even pay their internet taxes. They buy from Amazon? Just pull the sales records! ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2017, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2531 "2017-09-17T08:18:54Z")
> [@SaneBill](#): > > Apparently you haven’t heard that Bill Gates has already called Trump and said that this is the greatest idea ever. > And it serves those terrorists right, after all they don’t even pay their internet taxes. I get their LinkedIn updates all the time. ---
**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2017, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2532 "2017-09-17T14:31:37Z")
[What now?](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/909384837018112000) “I spoke with President Moon of South Korea last night. Asked him how Rocket Man is doing. Long gas lines forming in North Korea. Too bad!” Are we sure that Trump doesn’t think that President Moon is not actually president of the moon? ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2017, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2533 "2017-09-17T14:48:11Z")
> [@Fiveyearlurker](#): > > [What now?](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/909384837018112000) > > "I spoke with President Moon of South Korea last night. Asked him how Rocket Man is doing. My six-year-old would find that pathetically childish and lame. Pres. Moon should tweet back, “No idea. How’s Professor Pinochle?” ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2017, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2534 "2017-09-17T15:41:06Z")
> [@Fiveyearlurker](#): > > [What now?](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/909384837018112000) > > “I spoke with President Moon of South Korea last night. Asked him how Rocket Man is doing. Long gas lines forming in North Korea. Too bad!” > > Are we sure that Trump doesn’t think that President Moon is not actually president of the moon? Trump’s even slumping with his playground bully taunts. Considering how proud he is of the rockets, why wouldn’t KJU wear the nickname “Rocket Man” with pride? ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2017, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2535 "2017-09-17T15:45:43Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Trump’s even slumping with his playground bully taunts. Considering how proud he is of the rockets, why wouldn’t KJU wear the nickname “Rocket Man” with pride? Personally, I think Kim will LOVE that nickname! Who wouldn’t? It’s really pretty flattering. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2017, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2536 "2017-09-17T16:25:24Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Personally, I think Kim will LOVE that nickname! Who wouldn’t? It’s really pretty flattering. Except, he doesn’t want us to think it’s gonna be a long, long time. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2017, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2537 "2017-09-17T17:43:38Z")
> [@jkellymap](#): > > except, he doesn’t want us to think it’s gonna be a long, long time. iswydt. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2017, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2538 "2017-09-17T18:29:54Z")
The Child-In-Chief strikes again. [President Trump early Sunday shared an edited video clip that appeared to show him knocking down Hillary Clinton with a golf ball.](http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/351052-trump-shares-edited-clip-of-him-knocking-down-clinton-with-golf-swing) > [@](#): > > Trump retweeted the edited GIF from an account called @Fuctupmind. The clip shows Trump hitting a golf ball, which carries over into another clip and is edited to look like it makes Clinton fall. So fucking Presidential. > [@](#): > > Previous tweets from the @Fuctupmind account include anti-Semitic messages, as well as tweets insulting Muslims and transgender people, BuzzFeed News noted. At least one anti-Semitic tweet posted by that account was deleted shortly after Trump’s retweet, according to the news outlet. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2017, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2539 "2017-09-17T18:34:14Z")
> [@Fiveyearlurker](#): > > [What now?](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/909384837018112000) > > “I spoke with President Moon of South Korea last night. Asked him how Rocket Man is doing. Long gas lines forming in North Korea. Too bad!” > > Are we sure that Trump doesn’t think that President Moon is not actually president of the moon? Does he really think North Koreans have private cars? ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2017, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2540 "2017-09-17T19:11:19Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Does he really think North Koreans have private cars? Doesn’t matter as long as his groupies think they do and believe him. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=126) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=128)