# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2016, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/261 "2016-11-30T19:50:49Z")
> [@dasmoocher](#): > > He’ll probably deliver the speech via YouTube. State of the Union Red State Tour '17! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2016, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/262 "2016-11-30T19:53:54Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > He wouldn’t know a cunning plan if he thought that was something you were supposed to grab life by. I’m sure Melania can confirm he does nothing cunning. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2016, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/263 "2016-11-30T19:54:01Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > Can’t wait for the State of the Union Tweet. I do hope he’ll mention it whenever America is Great Again, just in case we have a hard time noticing. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2016, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/264 "2016-11-30T19:57:56Z")
America will be Great again when an old rich white man is in the White House. God Bless America! ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2016, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/265 "2016-11-30T20:15:07Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > I do know that your president elect happily tweets away like a silly little girl, just like anybody with an ounce of statemanship wouldn’t. His silly little girl hands are made for Tweeting, with the tiny keyboard on his phone. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2016, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/266 "2016-11-30T20:57:30Z")
> [@furt](#): > > I don’t agree with the latter: Trump will never, ever apologize, but he does drop things when he becomes aware that they are non-starters. Think for example of his statement during the primaries that women who get abortions should face legal sanctions; he said that off the cuff, in an attempt to make himself the most pro-life guy in the room. When he found out afterwards that that was in fact a position too extreme even for GOP primary voters, he dropped it like a hot rock, and I’ll guarantee he never brings it up again. Consider that imprisoning women merely for having a miscarriage has been an increasingly popular practice anywhere they can push it, with the Republicans in charge you can expect it to became the norm to imprison or execute women for getting abortions. Despite your fantasies about Trump. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2016, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/267 "2016-11-30T21:43:55Z")
> [@dasmoocher](#): > > His silly little girl hands are made for Tweeting and that’s just what they’ll do… ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2016, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/268 "2016-11-30T21:59:02Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > You say that now, but wait till they come around to cut your doors in half! And how do we really know that this “tapatalk” thing isn’t another wooden-shoed step towards world domination? I’d love a couple of half doors. All the better to keep my dogs inside while letting in some of the fabulous weather we’ve been having. Maybe they’ll bring cocoa, too. ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2016, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/269 "2016-12-01T02:27:57Z")
> [@dasmoocher](#): > > His silly little girl hands are made for Tweeting,. > > > [@Ludovic](#): > > > > and that’s just what they’ll do… Pretty much every day, they’re going to tweet a lot of poo. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2016, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/270 "2016-12-10T15:56:11Z")
So now Trump’s tweeting he’s still going to stay involved with _The Apprentice_ in his spare time. Because we all know American presidents have a lot of spare time on their hands. ---
**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2016, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/271 "2016-12-10T16:03:09Z")
That was yesterday. Today he’s saying that he never said that, despite the fact that Conway said exactly that. “Reports by @CNN that I will be working on The Apprentice during my Presidency, even part time, are ridiculous & untrue - FAKE NEWS!” ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2016, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/272 "2016-12-10T16:09:49Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > So now Trump’s tweeting he’s still going to stay involved with _The Apprentice_ in his spare time. Because we all know American presidents have a lot of spare time on their hands. Would you be happier if he were golfing? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2016, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/273 "2016-12-10T16:13:41Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > Would you be happier if he were golfing? In case you weren’t aware, Presidents don’t really go on vacation. They just change where they work from. Playing golf on occasion is not the same as regularly taking time away from his day job. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2016, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/274 "2016-12-10T16:18:38Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > Would you be happier if he were golfing? Do you think he won’t be doing that too? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2016, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/275 "2016-12-10T16:18:53Z")
[Trump Twitter classics](http://www.trumptwitterarchive.com/#/) ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2016, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/276 "2016-12-10T16:59:13Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > [Trump Twitter classics](http://www.trumptwitterarchive.com/#/) Wow. What a collection. Trump’s Greatest Hits. Wait! No–his greatest hits are probably still to come. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2016, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/277 "2016-12-10T17:21:01Z")
> [@Fiveyearlurker](#): > > That was yesterday. Today he’s saying that he never said that, despite the fact that Conway said exactly that. > > “Reports by @CNN that I will be working on The Apprentice during my Presidency, even part time, are ridiculous & untrue - FAKE NEWS!” So is he admitting his own people are putting out fake news? ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2016, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/278 "2016-12-10T17:26:29Z")
Can we make this a sticky? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2016, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/279 "2016-12-10T17:52:12Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > [Trump Twitter classics](http://www.trumptwitterarchive.com/#/) It appears that in addition to being a classic narcissist, he’s also obsessive-compulsive. ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_Hey\_Paula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hey\_Hey\_Paula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_Hey_Paula)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2016, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/280 "2016-12-10T17:56:53Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > Would you be happier if he were golfing? I find it hilarious when people complain that Obama plays golf, as if Trump doesn’t actually own a bunch of golf courses. Sure, Trump won’t golf at all after he’s inaugurated. :rolleyes: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=15)