# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 142
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2017, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2821 "2017-10-20T00:15:47Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > Not a new one for the Tweeter in Chief, but I think it’s a valuable lesson at how insidious the war on Christmas is! You can bet your ass, we are bring Christmas back! MAGA!!! :smack: > > [x.com](https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/17979321264115714) I predict that Trump will find every excuse to call out Macy’s for not loving Christmas hard enough, no matter what they say or do. And he’ll tell people to boycott them. And he’ll find a way to wrap the whole thing in the American flag, with a touch of Jesus. This is because Donald Trump is a mean grudge-holding asshole with a bug up his ass about Macy’s. Because they stopped selling his tacky overpriced clothes. Kind of the same tactic he used when he got his supporters riled up against the NFL. Because he hates the NFL -because he tried to fight them and ended up putting his little third rate ball club out of business. It all about his grudges. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2017, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2822 "2017-10-20T01:16:07Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > I predict that Trump will find every excuse to call out Macy’s for not loving Christmas hard enough, no matter what they say or do. And he’ll tell people to boycott them. And he’ll find a way to wrap the whole thing in the American flag, with a touch of Jesus. This is because Donald Trump is a mean grudge-holding asshole with a bug up his ass about Macy’s.\*\* Because they stopped selling his tacky overpriced clothes. > \*\* > Kind of the same tactic he used when he got his supporters riled up against the NFL. Because he hates the NFL -because he tried to fight them and ended up putting his little third rate ball club out of business. > > It all about his grudges. Based on his [Amazon store](https://www.amazon.com/Clothing-Shoes-Jewelry-Donald-Trump/s?ie=UTF8&page=1&rh=n%3A7141123011%2Cp_4%3ADonald%20Trump), a lot of his clothes are cheap as hell. Except the ties which cost more that the suits and most of which come in extra long(no surprise). ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2017, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2823 "2017-10-20T01:34:55Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > I’d give a dollar to see your face when they haul Don the Con away in handcuffs. > [@QuickSilver](#): > > I’ll pledge $10. I don’t want to give **Okra** money, but I will pledge $25 to a charity we all pick to be donated when articles of impeachment are passed against him in the House, $50 when he’s on trial in the Senate, and $100 if he ever gets brought up on criminal charges. ---
**Author:** ![Kron](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kron/32/12444_2.png) [@Kron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kron)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2017, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2824 "2017-10-20T01:43:13Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I don’t want to give **Okra** money, but I will pledge $25 to a charity we all pick to be donated when articles of impeachment are passed against him in the House, $50 when he’s on trial in the Senate, and $100 if he ever gets brought up on criminal charges. I’m game. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2017, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2825 "2017-10-20T02:45:16Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Oh, I’m just getting started. Reminded me of this movie line by Al Pacino: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9khtqbZRymU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9khtqbZRymU) ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2017, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2826 "2017-10-20T03:11:55Z")
Trump accuses the FBI of conspiring against him. “Workers of firm involved with the discredited and Fake Dossier take the 5th. Who paid for it, Russia, the FBI or the Dems (or all)?” > ---
**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2017, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2827 "2017-10-20T07:34:02Z")
I wonder if there will be tweets this morning about Paul Ryan’s jokes at the Al Smith dinner. We all know how much Trump loves people making fun of him! > **[Paul Ryan cracks Trump jokes at Al Smith Dinner](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/paul-ryan/speaker-paul-ryan-roasts-president-trump-al-smith-dinner-n812466)** > > The House speaker stuck to jokes a year after Donald Trump's remarks at the annual dinner were sharply criticized. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2017, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2828 "2017-10-20T09:02:58Z")
> [@Loser Donald](#): > > The Fake News is going crazy with wacky Congresswoman Wilson(D), who was SECRETLY on a very personal call, and gave a total lie on content! You see? It’s not Trump’s fault that he’s a sociopath incapable of displaying any sort of empathy towards the family of a dead soldier. It’s the Congresswoman’s fault for being in the same room while he said those things on speakerphone, and the family’s fault for corroborating her account, and the media’s fault for telling everyone about it! Doesn’t everyone realize that Trump is the _real_ war casualty here? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2017, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2829 "2017-10-20T11:52:10Z")
Exactly. It’s not too different from the reaction to all those leaks coming from the White House about it being so dysfunctional a while back; the problem isn’t that the Trump Administration is basically the Three Stooges writ large, the problem is that we know about it. Similarly, the problem here isn’t that Trump is a clod, it’s that Congresswoman Wilson, and now everybody else, knows about it. Trump’s ego is a fragile, delicate thing. Like a butterfly’s wing, picked out in clutched pearls. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2017, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2830 "2017-10-20T15:42:40Z")
Wouldn’t it be great if the twerp in the White House saw [this political cartoon about his stupid comment](http://m.koreatimes.co.kr/phone/news/view.jsp?req_newsidx=238027)? ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2017, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2831 "2017-10-20T15:49:06Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I don’t want to give **Okra** money, but I will pledge $25 to a charity we all pick to be donated when articles of impeachment are passed against him in the House, $50 when he’s on trial in the Senate, and $100 if he ever gets brought up on criminal charges. You drive a hard bargain. Done! ---
**Author:** ![Okrahoma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90db22/32.png) [@Okrahoma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Okrahoma)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2017, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2832 "2017-10-20T15:49:46Z")
General Kelly’s remarks yesterday and this [recording](http://dailycaller.com/2017/10/20/gold-star-widow-releases-trumps-call-after-husband-was-killed-in-afghanistan/) released today definitely make Trump look better than the TDS-addled detractors 🙂 Keep hating - it just backfires on you. ---
**Author:** ![gytalf2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ac91a4/32.png) [@gytalf2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gytalf2000)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2017, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2833 "2017-10-20T15:50:08Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Wouldn’t it be great if the twerp in the White House saw [this political cartoon about his stupid comment](http://m.koreatimes.co.kr/phone/news/view.jsp?req_newsidx=238027)? Nifty! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2017, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2834 "2017-10-20T15:53:43Z")
> [@Okrahoma](#): > > General Kelly’s remarks yesterday and this [recording](http://dailycaller.com/2017/10/20/gold-star-widow-releases-trumps-call-after-husband-was-killed-in-afghanistan/) released today definitely make Trump look better than the TDS-addled detractors 🙂 Keep hating - it just backfires on you. Just proves that Trump was deliberately being an ass to Mrs. Johnson. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2017, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2835 "2017-10-20T15:57:03Z")
> [@Okrahoma](#): > > General Kelly’s remarks yesterday and this [recording](http://dailycaller.com/2017/10/20/gold-star-widow-releases-trumps-call-after-husband-was-killed-in-afghanistan/) released today definitely make Trump look better than the TDS-addled detractors [Wrong widow](http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-trump-fallen-soldier-knew-what-he-signed-up-for-20171018-story.html), jackass. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2017, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2836 "2017-10-20T16:02:07Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > [Wrong widow](http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-trump-fallen-soldier-knew-what-he-signed-up-for-20171018-story.html), jackass. Not only that, he thinks his quote is a good defense of Trump. > [@Okrahoma](#): > > General Kelly’s remarks yesterday and this [recording](http://dailycaller.com/2017/10/20/gold-star-widow-releases-trumps-call-after-husband-was-killed-in-afghanistan/) released today definitely make Trump look better than the TDS-addled detractors 🙂 Keep hating - it just backfires on you. You are a fucking imbecile, Okrahoma. Trump: _“I am so sorry to hear about the whole situation. What a horrible thing, except that he’s an unbelievable hero,”_ Trump: _“If you’re around Washington, you come over and see me in the Oval Office,” he said. “You just come over and see me because you are just the kind of family … this is what we want.”_ Trump: \*“Say hello to your children, and tell them your father he was a great hero that I respected,” Trump said. “Just tell them I said your father was a great hero.” \* Presiden Fucking Moron can’t string words together to express a coherent thought and you’re impressed? Did I mention you’re a fucking imbecile? ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2017, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2837 "2017-10-20T16:05:55Z")
Does a grieving child give two fucks what Trump thinks? ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2017, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2838 "2017-10-20T16:09:18Z")
> [@Okrahoma](#): > > General Kelly’s remarks yesterday and this [recording](http://dailycaller.com/2017/10/20/gold-star-widow-releases-trumps-call-after-husband-was-killed-in-afghanistan/) released today definitely make Trump look better than the TDS-addled detractors 🙂 Keep hating - it just backfires on you. > [@Skywatcher](#): > > [Wrong widow](http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-trump-fallen-soldier-knew-what-he-signed-up-for-20171018-story.html), jackass. By now no one should be surprised that **Okrahoma** will tell lies, deliberately mislead or obfuscate and/or attempt to distract with irrelevant and often false information; it’s been part of his schtick since he got here. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2017, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2839 "2017-10-20T16:09:52Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Trump: \*“Say hello to your children, and tell them your father he was a great hero that I respected,” Trump said. “Just tell them I said your father was a great hero.” > \* There’s a [song](https://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/theadventuresofpriscillaqueenofthedesert/billydontbeahero.htm)about that: > [@](#): > > I heard his fiancee got a letter > That told how Billy died that day > The letter said that he was a hero > She should be proud he died that way > I heard she threw that letter away ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2017, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/2840 "2017-10-20T16:10:00Z")
“I am so sorry to hear about the whole situation.” Nice. Does he understand “the whole situation”? Doe he understand that he is now _responsible_ for the whole situation? As the leader of the Party of Lincoln[sup]TM[/sup], I would have expected something more along the lines of, “I pray that our Heavenly Father may assuage the anguish of your bereavement, and leave you only the cherished memory of the loved and lost, and the solemn pride that must be yours to have laid so costly a sacrifice upon the altar of this whole situation.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=141) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=143)