# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 151
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3001 "2017-10-30T07:23:28Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > The only time I defend Donald Trump is when it’s an action or a concept he advocates that I think is worth defending. The fact that you believe Trump has done anything worth defending is condemnable in and of itself. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3002 "2017-10-30T07:36:53Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > The fact that you believe Trump has done anything worth defending is condemnable in and of itself. The fact that you live in such a simplistic world where everything is black and white is sad. ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3003 "2017-10-30T08:41:44Z")
The fact that you actually believe this piece of shit and useless human being is thought of as worthwhile in any sense proves your douchebagginess. This motherfucker LIED to you about everything and you believe it. How wonderful. The fact that you can actually walk to the corner is phenomenal. ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3004 "2017-10-30T09:01:46Z")
[White House lawyer says Trump’s tweets aren’t a reaction](http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/357725-white-house-lawyer-trump-tweets-not-a-reaction-to-mueller-probe) to anything involving Mueller’s Russia probe. > [@](#): > > White House lawyer Ty Cobb said Sunday the president’s tweets calling an inquiry into his ties with Russia a “witch hunt” and calling for an investigation into Hillary Clinton are not a reaction to special counsel Robert Mueller’s ongoing probe. > “His tweets today are not, as some have asked, a reaction to anything involving the special counsel with whom the White House continues to cooperate,” Cobb told NBC News. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3005 "2017-10-30T09:48:32Z")
In all seriousness, octopus, you are doing a terrible job here of displaying any reading comprehension. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3006 "2017-10-30T09:48:34Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > The fact that you live in such a simplistic world where everything is black and white is sad. Most of the world operates in shades of gray. Trump, however is all black. He is a sociopathic narcissist with a toxic aura that corrupts all it touches and leaves it worse for having crossed paths with him. He has no moral compass and he stands for nothing other than his own glorification and the enrichment of his own bank account at the expense of anyone dumb enough to believe a single word that comes out of his mouth. The fact that you feel compelled to carry water for this waste of skin only proves that you’re even dumber than he is. ---
**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3007 "2017-10-30T11:13:03Z")
I’m not on Twitter. It’s after 7 AM on the East coast, what is the short fingered vulgarian whining about this AM??? ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3008 "2017-10-30T11:17:37Z")
Nothing yet, but then I’m not sure when Fox & Friends comes on the air. In the meantime, please enjoy this 30-day study of who starts whining earlier in the morning; [Donald Trump, or an actual baby.](http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2017/10/27/trump_versus_an_actual_baby_who_starts_whining_earlier.html) ---
**Author:** ![steronz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steronz/32/11765_2.png) [@steronz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steronz)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3009 "2017-10-30T11:49:22Z")
It’s beginning… ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3010 "2017-10-30T11:51:34Z")
Well, he’s gotten started now - about, of all things, Obama. > [@Loser Donald](#): > > Report out that Obama Campaign paid $972,000 to Fusion GPS. The firm also got $12,400,000 (really?) from DNC. Nobody knows who OK’d! I have absolutely no idea what he’s wailing about here, and this’d all be funny if it weren’t so tragic to see the president of the United States, ostensibly the leader of the free world, yelling at clouds as he stands alone and darkness envelopes him. ---
**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3011 "2017-10-30T11:54:48Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Nothing yet, but then I’m not sure when Fox & Friends comes on the air. > > In the meantime, please enjoy this 30-day study of who starts whining earlier in the morning; [Donald Trump, or an actual baby.](http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2017/10/27/trump_versus_an_actual_baby_who_starts_whining_earlier.html) THAT was an excellent start to the morning. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3012 "2017-10-30T12:27:32Z")
Expect a rash of tweets that boil down to “Manafort? Never heard of him. Wait, didn’t he work for the #CrookedHillary campaign? Sad!” ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3013 "2017-10-30T12:46:05Z")
Well, shit. It’s been nearly an hour since Trump’s tweeted anything. I can only assume that at this moment, he’s sitting up in his pajamas while his babysitters try to explain what’s happening right now, as he keeps yawning, glancing at the TV in the corner to see if his face is on it, and mumbling that he hopes Kelly gives him his phone back soon. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3014 "2017-10-30T12:59:10Z")
> [@Old\_Time\_Hockey](#): > > Nope, I don’t. What I have seen is a troll being trolled. Exactly. Geez, people, it’s like \*\*Okrahoma \*\*never left. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3015 "2017-10-30T13:12:29Z")
I expect something like: “Mueller does nothing while Hillary gives weapons grade uranium to Russia but totally innocent Manafort gets charged. Sad.” ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3016 "2017-10-30T13:24:38Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Well, he’s gotten started now - about, of all things, Obama. > > I have absolutely no idea what he’s wailing about here, and this’d all be funny if it weren’t so tragic to see the president of the United States, ostensibly the leader of the free world, yelling at clouds as he stands alone and darkness envelopes him. Somebody do something! ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3017 "2017-10-30T13:33:01Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Exactly. Geez, people, it’s like \*\*Okrahoma \*\*never left. :smack: So, how many pages are going to be wasted on The **octopus** Show? ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3018 "2017-10-30T13:33:53Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > I expect something like: “Mueller does nothing while Hillary gives weapons grade uranium to Russia but totally innocent Manafort gets charged. Sad.” By noon it will be, “Manafort disloyal all along! Worked with Hillary to make me lose–he’s dead to me now! Sad!” When the sharks are circling the lifeboat, it’s time to start tossing bodies overboard. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3019 "2017-10-30T13:56:31Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Exactly. Geez, people, it’s like \*\*Okrahoma \*\*never left. :smack: Chances are fair that he hasn’t. This is Dopeback Mountain for some socks; they wish they could quit us, but have grown to like having their asses reamed on a daily basis. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2017, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3020 "2017-10-30T15:19:37Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Chances are fair that he hasn’t. This is Dopeback Mountain for some socks; they wish they could quit us, but have grown to like having their asses reamed on a daily basis. You mean, they’re not really here for the liberal tear hunting? :dubious: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=150) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=152)