# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2017, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3041 "2017-10-31T23:05:30Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> So how long before Uzbekistan is added to the travel ban?

I don’t know. Does Tillerson/Exxon have a tax dispute with Uzbekistan like he did with Chad?

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2017, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3042 "2017-10-31T23:07:18Z")

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Too bad Uzbekistan wasn’t on that Muslim ban list. :rolleyes:

I have a feeling that list will soon sound like a sad version of the Monty Python Spanish Inquisition sketch:

"There are six countries that must be on the Muslim ban list! Iran, Iraq, Libya, Somalia, Yemen and Syria!!

"No, wait – five! FIVE countries that must be on the Muslim ban list! Iran, Libya, Somalia, Yemen and Syria!

"Hang on… Eight! EIGHT countries that must be on the Muslim ban list! Iran, Libya, Somalia, Yemen, Syria, Chad, Venezuela and North Korea!!

"Well, just a moment… Nine! NINE countries that must be on the Muslim ban list! Iran, Libya, Somalia, Yemen, Syria, Chad, Venezuela, North Korea and Uzbekistan…!!

“Can we add Germany…?”

ETA: LOL, ninja’d by **running coach**.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2017, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3043 "2017-10-31T23:17:04Z")

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> [@PatriotX](#):
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> Trump probably just didn’t read all the way through Manafort’s indictment

Of course he didn’t. Other people read it and gave it to him, while he watched the favorable news to figure out how to spin it, all while thinking it was his own idea.

Even if Trump can read, there’s no way he read something written at a 8th grade level. And actually taking up more than 120 characters.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2017, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3044 "2017-11-01T11:03:47Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> So how long before Uzbekistan is added to the travel ban?

Before this I thought Uzbekistan was a joke from that Borat movie.☹

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2017, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3045 "2017-11-01T11:26:18Z")

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It doesn’t confirm Borat’s blanket assessment, but this particular Uzbek does indeed seem to be an evil nitwit.

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**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2017, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3046 "2017-11-01T12:17:06Z")

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> [@](#):
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> The terrorist came into our country through what is called the “Diversity Visa Lottery Program,” a Chuck Schumer beauty. I want merit based.
> 
> We are fighting hard for Merit Based immigration, no more Democrat Lottery Systems. We must get MUCH tougher (and smarter).
> 
> “Senator Chuck Schumer helping to import Europes problems” said Col.Tony Shaffer. We will stop this craziness!

So I guess all the whining by Republicans and 2nd Amendment floggers about how it’s not appropriate to talk about policy in the immediate wake of a tragedy was in fact . . . a lie?

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2017, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3047 "2017-11-01T12:20:02Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> So how long before Uzbekistan is added to the travel ban?

> [@kayaker](#):
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> Before this I thought Uzbekistan was a joke from that Borat movie.☹

Actually, Uzbekibekibekistanstan was on the first draft of the list, but got dropped somewhere along the line.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2017, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3048 "2017-11-01T12:59:57Z")

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> [@Eonwe](#):
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> So I guess all the whining by Republicans and 2nd Amendment floggers about how it’s not appropriate to talk about policy in the immediate wake of a tragedy was in fact . . . a lie?

It’s not appropriate to talk about items designed to kill people and how they are treated like toys after a mass shooting, but if there is any sort of issue involving a foreigner, it’s time to find out what’s going on.

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2017, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3049 "2017-11-01T13:05:07Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> but if there is any sort of issue involving a foreigner, it’s time to find out what’s going on.

Only if the issue involves deaths of Americans. If the issue involves changing the outcome of elections, hey no problem if the “right” party benefits!

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2017, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3050 "2017-11-01T13:29:23Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> Maybe he’ll pay more attention if the next round of indictments mention his name.

I have the – believe me when I tell you this – the _best_ indictment in the world, the best. Nobody has had an indictment like me.

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**Post date:** [November 1, 2017, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3051 "2017-11-01T13:34:30Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> I have the – believe me when I tell you this – the _best_ indictment in the world, the best. Nobody has had an indictment like me.

Did Obama get led out of the White House in cuffs? No, he just walked. Sad, very low ratings. When I leave, it’ll lead on every channel. Every. Channel.

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**Author:** ![Anny\_Middon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc79bd/32.png) [@Anny\_Middon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anny_Middon)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2017, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3052 "2017-11-01T16:12:06Z")

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I haven’t checked into this thread in a while, but at the risk of reanimating what probably should not become a zombie, I’d like to set the record straight. First there was this post:

> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> True. There are those of us who will literally never, ever be convinced. Trump could declare himself God-Emperor, and dress up in saran wrap with his wang hanging out, and they would declare this to be a bold new fashion statement.
> 
> Trump could round up their own families and put them to public torture and death, and they would still support him.

I replied:

> [@](#):
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> Trump could fuck their little girl and stick his tiny dick in the asshole of their little boy and they would tell their children what an honor was bestowed on them.

Please note that nowhere did I say that anyone would be gleeful or that anyone (let alone “millions”) would cheer, yet Octopus has implied that I said those very things.

For his misrepresentation, I believe he owes me an apology.

However, my point stands – and I stand behind it. I do not believe there is any act so vile that Donny John’s fans wouldn’t forgive or claim is somehow not true.

If Kim Jong-un raped a child, do you not think that the parents of that child might indeed consider that a great honor was bestowed? Do you honestly believe that those who revere Two Scoops as their own Dear Leader would treat it any differently?

Oh, BTW, Octopus – thanks for calling me “nasty”. I’ll wear my Nasty Woman t-shirt\* with even more pride now.

- Purchased from Samantha Bee’s website – all proceeds to Planned Parenthood.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2017, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3053 "2017-11-01T18:36:24Z")

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I see Trump is literally quoting Fox & Friends this morning.

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2017, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3054 "2017-11-01T19:34:54Z")

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Trump on the Vegas scumbag: “a very sick individual” and “he had a lot of problems.” When asked if America has a gun violence problem? “We’re not going to talk about that today” and “we won’t talk about that.”

Trump exploiting New York scumbag: “an animal” and “I’ma send him to Guantanamo” Of course, it was completely appropriate to politicize the tragedy. Blame immigration policies. Blame Chuck Schumer.

I’m not sure anyone has noticed, but the so-called president is a cowardly, worthless piece of human filth.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2017, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3055 "2017-11-01T19:45:45Z")

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I thought this was well put (italics & bold were in the original):

[America’s Victim-in-Chief](https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/11/victim-in-chief/544463/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TheAtlantic+%28The+Atlantic+-+Master+Feed%29)  
Scarcely a week goes by when the president doesn’t publicly adopt a posture of victimhood to evade responsibility for his failures and shortcomings.

> [@](#):
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> _“No politician in history — and I say this with great surety — has been treated worse or more unfairly.”_ ~ **Donald J. Trump**
> 
> Imagine growing up heir to a fortune in New York City, attending an Ivy League university, marrying a series of models, getting paid millions of dollars to host a reality-TV show, getting elected president … and then constantly casting yourself as a victim.
> 
> That apparent compulsion is defining Donald Trump’s presidency.
> 
> Scarcely a week goes by without Trump whining that he has been mistreated by the media, a political rival, a TV personality, or a legislator. He is John McEnroe; the presidency is his U.S. Open. We are the crowd, transfixed in spite of ourselves by unnerving tantrums, which betray the fact that he is too volatile and too weak to master himself.  
> …

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2017, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3056 "2017-11-01T20:18:21Z")

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> [@BlankSlate](#):
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> I’m not sure anyone has noticed, but the so-called president is a cowardly, worthless piece of human filth.

Sadly, there is a significant portion of the country too ignorant, too blind, and just too goddamned evil to have noticed. Even more sadly, many of this country’s representatives also fill that description.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2017, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3057 "2017-11-01T20:46:35Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> I see Trump is literally quoting Fox & Friends this morning.

Trump is a real fuckin brainiac.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2017, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3058 "2017-11-01T20:52:06Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> Trump is a real fuckin brainiac.

You sure you don’t mean “fucked-in-the-brainiac”? 😃

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2017, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3059 "2017-11-02T14:00:12Z")

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Trump is already calling for the death penalty in the NYC truck-killing case. I know this is just SOP for him, nothing out of the “ordinary”, but it so disgraceful for a president to fuck with the judicial system like this. When will our time of national shame finally be over???

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2017, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3060 "2017-11-02T14:26:48Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> Trump is already calling for the death penalty in the NYC truck-killing case. I know this is just SOP for him, nothing out of the “ordinary”, but it so disgraceful for a president to fuck with the judicial system like this. When will our time of national shame finally be over???

I believe in the next breath he said the criminal justice system “is a joke.”

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