# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 159
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2017, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3161 "2017-11-12T05:30:25Z")
> [@HeweyLogan](#): > > Can’t take a day off, can you. Maybe loser littlefingers takes a day off from humiliating us as a country, we can take a day off from noticing his jackassery. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2017, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3162 "2017-11-12T06:18:13Z")
> [@HeweyLogan](#): > > Can’t take a day off, can you. Eat shit, asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2017, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3163 "2017-11-12T06:18:13Z")
> [@HeweyLogan](#): > > Can’t take a day off, can you. Eat shit, asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2017, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3164 "2017-11-12T06:30:23Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Eat shit, asshole. No, no. it’s, “Grab 'em by the pussy.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2017, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3165 "2017-11-12T06:35:59Z")
A Facebook friend described this tweet as “simultaneously believable and unbelievable. It’s Schroedinger’s Tweet.” ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2017, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3166 "2017-11-12T13:06:19Z")
> [@Grrr](#): > > Pretty sure Loser Donald was being sarcastic. > [@Locrian](#): > > Absolutely not. Sarcastic is too big a word. And sarcasm is too subtle a concept for him to grasp. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2017, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3167 "2017-11-12T13:11:31Z")
> [@jsc1953](#): > > A Facebook friend described this tweet as “simultaneously believable and unbelievable. It’s Schroedinger’s Tweet.” I believe your friend was quoting either Trevor Noah or John Oliver. ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2017, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3168 "2017-11-12T16:10:45Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > I believe your friend was quoting either Trevor Noah or John Oliver. Possible; my friends aren’t generally that clever. But neither of those people has been on the air since the tweet hit, and a google of the term comes up empty. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Economist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c89c15/32.png) [@Evil\_Economist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Economist)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2017, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3169 "2017-11-12T17:46:15Z")
> [@jsc1953](#): > > Our president, or a 13 year old girl? Hard to tell. Either way Roy Moore will be cozying up to him. ---
**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2017, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3170 "2017-11-12T20:14:55Z")
Googling “Trump Schrödinger’s Tweet” gets a few hits. Paul Krugman mentions the “Schrödinger death tax” — the Trump-Ryan budget calls for its elimination, but also shows it as a major revenue source. Also, there’s a Twitter user named “Schrödinger’s Trumo.” BTW, didn’t the Kim Jong-un “tweet” call Trump an “old lunatic”? Why does Trump object to the ‘old’ but not the ‘lunatic’? ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2017, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3171 "2017-11-12T20:24:39Z")
> [@septimus](#): > > BTW, didn’t the Kim Jong-un “tweet” call Trump an “old lunatic”? Why does Trump object to the ‘old’ but not the ‘lunatic’? You’re asking “why does the crazy person do crazy things”; you know that, right? ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2017, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3172 "2017-11-12T20:39:36Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > I’m more baffled by the “I tried to be his friend” part. Is calling someone “Little Rocket Man” and threatening to destroy their country Loser Donald’s way of making friends, or is he just senile? Abusers like to pretend that they’re the nice guy and everyone loves them. It’s always someone else who starts trouble. They just hit to defend themselves. I don’t know why Donald thinks this is an opening for him to play the victim card, though. Probably because he’s in South Korea trying to look like a nice guy by restraining himself. Which in his mind is the same thing as _being a nice guy_ who has nice relations with other world leaders. So on his scorecard, he’s a nice guy and Kim is starting something. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2017, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3173 "2017-11-12T21:27:29Z")
> [@septimus](#): > > BTW, didn’t the Kim Jong-un “tweet” call Trump an “old lunatic”? Why does Trump object to the ‘old’ but not the ‘lunatic’? Why does he object to “small-fingered” but not “vulgarian?” ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2017, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3174 "2017-11-12T21:59:25Z")
[![](https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171112/088aa7cb873c0b2a15daf519d9d3500c.jpg) ](https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171112/088aa7cb873c0b2a15daf519d9d3500c.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2017, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3175 "2017-11-12T22:15:48Z")
> [@Biffster](#): > > [https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171112/088aa7cb873c0b2a15daf519d9d3500c.jpg](https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171112/088aa7cb873c0b2a15daf519d9d3500c.jpg) That is BRILLIANT! Is there an online utility that does that to all of the America-hating fuckstick’s tweets? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2017, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3176 "2017-11-12T23:28:23Z")
> [@septimus](#): > > Why does Trump object to the ‘old’ but not the ‘lunatic’? Lun-a-tic. Three syllables. That’s why. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2017, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3177 "2017-11-12T23:34:21Z")
> [@septimus](#): > > Googling “Trump Schrödinger’s Tweet” gets a few hits. Paul Krugman mentions the “Schrödinger death tax” — the Trump-Ryan budget calls for its elimination, but also shows it as a major revenue source. Also, there’s a Twitter user named “Schrödinger’s Trumo.” > > BTW, didn’t the Kim Jong-un “tweet” call Trump an “old lunatic”? Why does Trump object to the ‘old’ but not the ‘lunatic’? At a guess… it’s because he doesn’t mind being seen asoff balance, maybe crazy… certainly unpredictable. But"old" implies he is not desirable, and that hits at his ego. ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3178 "2017-11-13T03:39:06Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > That is BRILLIANT! Is there an online utility that does that to all of the America-hating fuckstick’s tweets? One can hope so! The childish scrawl really suits the message. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3179 "2017-11-13T21:27:33Z")
> [@Biffster](#): > > One can hope so! The childish scrawl really suits the message. Indeed. That tweet is childish enough to give Roy Moore a boner. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3180 "2017-11-13T21:31:33Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > Indeed. That tweet is childish enough to give Roy Moore a boner. Multi-dissing – I like! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=158) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=160)