# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3181 "2017-11-13T21:31:56Z")

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> [@Biffster](#):
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> One can hope so! The childish scrawl really suits the message.

Someone needs to write an app for that. Or at least make it into a Trump font.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3182 "2017-11-13T21:35:40Z")

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> [@Biffster](#):
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> [https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171112/088aa7cb873c0b2a15daf519d9d3500c.jpg](https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171112/088aa7cb873c0b2a15daf519d9d3500c.jpg)

> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> … That tweet is childish enough to give Roy Moore a boner.

I award the both of you 100 internet points. Divide them amongst yourselves as you see fit.

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**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3183 "2017-11-13T21:46:52Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> Indeed. That tweet is childish enough to give Roy Moore a boner.

Imaginary like button pushed.

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**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3184 "2017-11-13T22:21:57Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> I award the both of you 100 internet points. Divide them amongst yourselves as you see fit.

Yay! Points!

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3185 "2017-11-13T22:27:33Z")

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> [@Biffster](#):
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> Yay! Points!

Now, don’t use them all in one place.

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3186 "2017-11-13T22:49:47Z")

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Nearly 3200 posts of crying and whining in this thread.

Here: [https://i.imgur.com/jUOQa4V.png](https://i.imgur.com/jUOQa4V.png)

You can thank me later.

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**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3187 "2017-11-13T22:52:10Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Nearly 3200 posts of crying and whining in this thread.
> 
> Here: [https://i.imgur.com/jUOQa4V.png](https://i.imgur.com/jUOQa4V.png)
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> You can thank me later.

Unfair! Sad! Fake! Oh right, that’s your guy.

How’s the lawn mowing going?

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3188 "2017-11-13T23:05:35Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Nearly 3200 posts of crying and whining in this thread.

Still way more on target than [your pathetic thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=605448). Jealous?

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3189 "2017-11-13T23:09:19Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Nearly 3200 posts of crying and whining in this thread.
> 
> Here: [https://i.imgur.com/jUOQa4V.png](https://i.imgur.com/jUOQa4V.png)
> 
> You can thank me later.

Pointing and laughing is not the same as “crying and whining.”

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3190 "2017-11-13T23:15:47Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Nearly 3200 posts of crying and whining in this thread.

Did we hurt your feelings again **Precious Snowflake**? I’m glad.😃

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3191 "2017-11-13T23:19:04Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Nearly 3200 posts of crying and whining in this thread.

Well, it’s not our fault that the President keeps crying and whining on Twitter. We’re just observing it, we’re not forcing him to do it.

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**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3192 "2017-11-13T23:30:33Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Nearly 3200 posts of crying and whining in this thread.
> 
> Here: [https://i.imgur.com/jUOQa4V.png](https://i.imgur.com/jUOQa4V.png)
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> You can thank me later.

Good lord, you sound like a baby.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3193 "2017-11-13T23:35:53Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Nearly 3200 posts of crying and whining in this thread.
> 
> Here: [https://i.imgur.com/jUOQa4V.png](https://i.imgur.com/jUOQa4V.png)
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> You can thank me later.

And Roy Moore just _lost_ his boner, muttering “I don’t do toddlers!”

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3194 "2017-11-13T23:36:45Z")

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> [@begbert2](#):
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> Good lord, you sound like a baby.

Typical Trumpeteer, IOW.

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3195 "2017-11-13T23:36:59Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> Indeed. That tweet is childish enough to give Roy Moore a boner.

That was good. I legit lol’ed.

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**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3196 "2017-11-14T02:15:29Z")

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trump is not only believable and unbelievable, but he is shameful and shameless. And he both sucks and blows.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3197 "2017-11-14T04:48:13Z")

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For **Clothahump** :

Here’s a photo from your nightmares:

[![](https://media.kohlsimg.com/is/image/kohls/2612997_ALT3?wid=1000&hei=1000&op_sharpen=1) ](https://media.kohlsimg.com/is/image/kohls/2612997_ALT3?wid=1000&hei=1000&op_sharpen=1)

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**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3198 "2017-11-14T04:56:28Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Nearly 3200 posts of crying and whining in this thread.
> 
> Here: [https://i.imgur.com/jUOQa4V.png](https://i.imgur.com/jUOQa4V.png)
> 
> You can thank me later.

Awwww…

> **[Box of Rocks](https://imgflip.com/i/1zc5py)**
>
> An image tagged box of rocks

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3199 "2017-11-14T06:16:02Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> And Roy Moore just _lost_ his boner, muttering “I don’t do toddlers!”

“…but, MAN! Pink and purple hair on that horsey youngin’? Looks like a freshman to me.” 😃

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3200 "2017-11-14T08:55:09Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/928325667556548608/photo/1](https://t.co/7ifv5gT7Ur)
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> Yes, this was from _this_ morning.

Well, it’s progress, of a sort. He’s at least admitting that he only won via the Electoral College, not claiming he won the popular vote by an unprecedented landslide.

Maybe by this time next year, he’ll have grokked that being president is about doing his job, not crowing about the election.

> [@jsc1953](#):
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> Our president, or a 13 year old girl? Hard to tell.

[You’re not the only one to notice this…](https://imgur.com/gallery/TWdLP)

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