# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3201 "2017-11-14T12:12:15Z")

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> [@E-DUB](#):
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> trump is not only believable and unbelievable, but he is shameful and shameless. And he both sucks and blows.

A President for all seasons!

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**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3202 "2017-11-14T14:15:34Z")

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He’s [bragging](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/930346433177378817) about his terrible poll numbers.

_One of the most accurate polls last time around. But #FakeNews likes to say we’re in the 30’s. They are wrong. Some people think numbers could be in the 50’s. Together, WE will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!_

Leaving aside that he is cherry picking the one best outlier poll for him, he is bragging about that outlier poll being at 46%. That is the bar that he is setting for himself.

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3203 "2017-11-14T14:18:30Z")

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> [@Procrustus](#):
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> Pointing and laughing is not the same as “crying and whining.”

Yeah, I know. You guys are doing the crying and whining. I’m doing the pointing and laughing.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3204 "2017-11-14T14:22:08Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Yeah, I know. You guys are doing the crying and whining. I’m doing the pointing and laughing.

This post is useless without pictures. How far away do you want us to stand?

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**Author:** ![Wolf333](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf333/32/3460_2.png) [@Wolf333](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolf333)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3205 "2017-11-14T14:23:03Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Nearly 3200 posts of crying and whining in this thread.
> 
> Here: [https://i.imgur.com/jUOQa4V.png](https://i.imgur.com/jUOQa4V.png)
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> You can thank me later.

Sounds like you’re talking about Trump’s Twitter account.

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3206 "2017-11-14T15:16:47Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Yeah, I know. You guys are doing the crying and whining. I’m doing the pointing and laughing.

Holy Christ, have you actually been living under a rock for the past year?

Your guy won. Get over it. We are not “triggered” by this but we are reacting against the damage your guy is doing to America and America’s standing in the world.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3207 "2017-11-14T15:20:00Z")

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I do not understand the purpose of engaging with trolls.

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**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3208 "2017-11-14T15:22:43Z")

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Yeah, Clothahump is not even pretending to be anything but a troll. Don’t even read his posts.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3209 "2017-11-14T15:26:13Z")

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> [@DrFidelius](#):
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> Holy Christ, have you actually been living under a rock for the past year?

Covered bridge.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3210 "2017-11-14T15:44:31Z")

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> [@Crotalus](#):
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> Yeah, Clothahump is not even pretending to be anything but a troll. Don’t even read his posts.

He’s a fucking idiot. He’s tried several times to rationalize his position but it’s nothing more than the lunatic ravings of a stunted mind. So he resorts to trolling, hoping to come off more clever than he really is.

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3211 "2017-11-14T15:51:45Z")

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Mea culpa. I allowed it space in my head.

But the insane cult of personality he exhibits is a real problem. Words of their Leader don’t matter , actions don’t matter, policy statements don’t matter

The only thing which matters is annoying folks on the other side of the aisle and that is horrifying.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3212 "2017-11-14T15:54:23Z")

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> [@Crotalus](#):
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> Yeah, Clothahump is not even pretending to be anything but a troll. Don’t even read his posts.

When a monkey flings poo, you have to wipe it off.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3213 "2017-11-14T15:55:30Z")

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> [@Fiveyearlurker](#):
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> He’s [bragging](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/930346433177378817) about his terrible poll numbers.
> 
> _One of the most accurate polls last time around. But #FakeNews likes to say we’re in the 30’s. They are wrong. Some people think numbers could be in the 50’s. Together, WE will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!_
> 
> Leaving aside that he is cherry picking the one best outlier poll for him, he is bragging about that outlier poll being at 46%. That is the bar that he is setting for himself.

Not to mention “some people” is considered a reliable source. Must be his coterie of ass kissers.

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**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3214 "2017-11-14T15:58:05Z")

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> [@DrFidelius](#):
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> Mea culpa. I allowed it space in my head.
> 
> But the insane cult of personality he exhibits is a real problem. Words of their Leader don’t matter , actions don’t matter, policy statements don’t matter
> 
> The only thing which matters is annoying folks on the other side of the aisle and that is horrifying.

I agree that it is horrifying that an adult would base his actions entirely on the pain that those actions cause others. He’s a stunted, twisted little fellow. Responding to him validates something in his bankrupt value system.

If you don’t read the post, the poo seems not to have been flung. 😃

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3215 "2017-11-14T17:51:39Z")

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> [@Crotalus](#):
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> If you don’t read the post, the poo seems not to have been flung. 😃

Schroedinger’s Shit?

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**Author:** ![MindsEye\_Watering](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindseye_watering/32/3619_2.png) [@MindsEye\_Watering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MindsEye_Watering)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3216 "2017-11-14T17:58:03Z")

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> [@simster](#):
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> Schroedinger’s Shit?

Schroedinger’s Scat.

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**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3217 "2017-11-14T18:27:15Z")

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> [@MindsEye\_Watering](#):
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> Schroedinger’s Scat.

Excellent!

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3218 "2017-11-14T18:32:20Z")

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> [@MindsEye\_Watering](#):
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> Schroedinger’s Scat.

You win this section of the thread.

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**Author:** ![MindsEye\_Watering](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindseye_watering/32/3619_2.png) [@MindsEye\_Watering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MindsEye_Watering)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3219 "2017-11-14T18:50:12Z")

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Heh. Thanks, but **simster** set it up perfectly.

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2017, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3220 "2017-11-14T20:40:46Z")

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> [@steatopygia](#):
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> How’s the lawn mowing going?

Quite nicely. I mow my lawn about every two weeks or so. I’ll let you know the next time and you can come over. I’ll give you a broom and you can sweep the sidewalks for me and actually do something constructive with your life.

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