# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 163
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3241 "2017-11-15T11:47:22Z")
> [@Loser Donald](#): > > While in the Philippines I was forced to watch @CNN, which I have not done in months, and again realized how bad, and FAKE, it is. Loser! Oh, you were _forced_ to watch CNN? What’s the matter - they don’t show Fox Propaganda in Manila and you don’t know how to get your rocks off in the morning without watching TV to see if your face is on it? It’s all OK now, snowflake. You’re back in your big fancy house now, in the same bed OBAMA the unashamedly open Negro slept in - hope that doesn’t trigger you, precious, here’s your big fancy participation trophy for going to Asia like a big boy - and you can sleep like a baby in the comfort of your support circle who will sing you to sleep with tales of how great you are and how everyone talking about how unpresidently corrupt and incompetent your administration is are just jealous of you. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3242 "2017-11-15T12:57:39Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > Ya know, VT, I read things like this and it reminds me of[this cartoon](https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/image-of-the-week/files/2013/02/10yvf8m.gif). I’m the one on the left, by the way, and the vast majority of boneheads like you are represented by the guy on the right. Ask one of your dojang tykes to turn off the screen orientation lock on your phone. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3243 "2017-11-15T13:33:10Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > And yet you read them… And for the record, I am not a troll. Never have been. Got accused of trolling and caught a suspension for it, but it was unjustified. But what the heck, that’s just the way things are on the Derp these days. You admitted to posting something you didn’t believe just to piss people off. That’s pretty much the definition of trolling. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3244 "2017-11-15T14:00:36Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > Ya know, VT, I read things like this and it reminds me of[this cartoon](https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/image-of-the-week/files/2013/02/10yvf8m.gif). I’m the one on the left, by the way, and the vast majority of boneheads like you are represented by the guy on the right. You need to have somebody diagnose the problem that is causing your monitor to show a mirror image of the input. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3245 "2017-11-15T14:02:21Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > It’s all OK now, snowflake. You’re back in your big fancy house now, in the same bed OBAMA the unashamedly open Negro slept in Ruh roh. Now he’s gonna get all pissy… ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3246 "2017-11-15T14:11:10Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > You need to have somebody diagnose the problem that is causing your monitor to show a mirror image of the input. I’m amused that he admits he’s on the left. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3247 "2017-11-15T14:55:40Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > Ruh roh. Now he’s gonna get all pissy… Finally! Someone joins **elucidator** on The List. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3248 "2017-11-15T15:07:26Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > And yet you read them… And for the record, I am not a troll. Never have been. Got accused of trolling and caught a suspension for it, but it was unjustified. But what the heck, that’s just the way things are on the Derp these days. You should flounce. But you won’t. Because you’re a masochist and you enjoy the abuse. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3249 "2017-11-15T16:03:45Z")
I’d join the pile-on but Clothatroll put me on ignore. /sniff ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3250 "2017-11-15T16:08:39Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > I’d join the pile-on but Clothatroll put me on ignore. /sniff No reason you can’t share with the rest of us. Who cares if _he’s_ triggered? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3251 "2017-11-15T16:09:41Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > You should flounce. > > But you won’t. > > Because you’re a masochist and you enjoy the abuse. Good thing we enjoy dishing it out. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3252 "2017-11-15T16:15:54Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Good thing we enjoy dishing it out. Win-win. ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3253 "2017-11-15T16:25:09Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > I’d join the pile-on but Clothatroll put me on ignore. /sniff I wish ‘ignore’ would hide even the quotes of its posts. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3254 "2017-11-15T16:50:19Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Win-win. No, loser-loser. > [@D\_Odds](#): > > I wish ‘ignore’ would hide even the quotes of its posts. You have permission not to read them on your own. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3255 "2017-11-15T16:56:39Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > Ya know, VT, I read things like this and it reminds me of[this cartoon](https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/image-of-the-week/files/2013/02/10yvf8m.gif). I’m the one on the left, by the way, and the vast majority of boneheads like you are represented by the guy on the right. Dude. Left-right disorientation is one of the primary symptoms of [Gerstmann Syndrome.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerstmann_syndrome#Primary_symptoms) Get yourself to a neurologist posthaste. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3256 "2017-11-15T17:03:36Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Dude. Left-right disorientation is one of the primary symptoms of [Gerstmann Syndrome.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerstmann_syndrome#Primary_symptoms) Get yourself to a neurologist posthaste. Sorry. “Posthaste” means “as soon as you can.” ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3257 "2017-11-15T17:20:00Z")
Every time I see the thread title I hear Kanye singing _I’m so appalled, Spaulding ball Butthurt Trump takin’ Twitter from y’all_ ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3258 "2017-11-15T17:23:15Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > You should flounce. > > But you won’t. > > Because you’re a masochist and you enjoy the abuse. Something’s coming … I sense … denials that don’t really deny anything. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3259 "2017-11-15T17:26:01Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Something’s coming … I sense … denials that don’t really deny anything. Why would you sense that? I sense that what’s coming is “No U.” It _does_ represent the approximate upper limit of his ability to engage. ---
**Author:** ![YamatoTwinkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/cc9497/32.png) [@YamatoTwinkie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YamatoTwinkie)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3260 "2017-11-15T17:27:13Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > No, you’re not, because he’s not damaging America or its standing in the world. What metric are you using to evaluate America’s standing in the world? Per the [Pew Research Center](http://www.pewglobal.org/2017/06/26/u-s-image-suffers-as-publics-around-world-question-trumps-leadership/), Out of 37 countries with data available, only 2 (Israel and Russia) appear to not have it’s opinion of America damaged since Trump took office. 29/37 have significant (\>20%) shifts, including key US allies such as: Germany (-75%) South Korea (-71%) France (-70%) Canada (-61%) UK (-57%) Australia (-55%) Japan (-54%) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=162) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=164)