# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 164
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3261 "2017-11-15T17:31:45Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Why would you sense that? His MO is to accuse the poster of trying to read his mind and claim that they’re wrong but never says _why_ they’re wrong. He’s the Player Queen of trolls. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3262 "2017-11-15T17:36:08Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Dude. Left-right disorientation is one of the primary symptoms of [Gerstmann Syndrome.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerstmann_syndrome#Primary_symptoms) Get yourself to a neurologist posthaste. When someone has Gersmann’s, others have to explain the left-right orientation to them. This is why I had to explain it to you and everyone else. Keep bringing the funny, KD. What other non-existent syndromes do you have in your list of insults? ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3263 "2017-11-15T17:41:09Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Dude. Left-right disorientation is one of the primary symptoms of [Gerstmann Syndrome.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerstmann_syndrome#Primary_symptoms) Get yourself to a neurologist posthaste. “All neurologists are currently busy assisting the Attorney General with his amnesia. Please leave a message and we will return your call as soon as possible…” ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3264 "2017-11-15T17:44:40Z")
> [@D\_Odds](#): > > I wish ‘ignore’ would hide even the quotes of its posts. There is a [Greasemonkey script](http://userscripts-mirror.org/scripts/show/26567) that purports to do that, but I have not tested it. It says it can either hide the quote boxes for ignored users, or completely hide posts that quote them. > [@YamatoTwinkie](#): > > What metric are you using to evaluate America’s standing in the world? > > Per the [Pew Research Center](http://www.pewglobal.org/2017/06/26/u-s-image-suffers-as-publics-around-world-question-trumps-leadership/), Out of 37 countries with data available, only 2 (Israel and Russia) appear to not have it’s opinion of America damaged since Trump took office. 29/37 have significant (\>20%) shifts, including key US allies such as: > > Germany (-75%) > South Korea (-71%) > France (-70%) > Canada (-61%) > UK (-57%) > Australia (-55%) > Japan (-54%) Yeah, but those countries are all cucks. ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3265 "2017-11-15T17:48:37Z")
Meanwhile, back to Trump and a classic butt-hurt tweet: 3 boneheaded UCLA basketball players got arrested in China for shop-lifting. Trump intervened with Xi to bail them out, and they’re home now. Basic diplomacy, right? [Trump is bent out of shape because the UCLA 3 didn’t send him flowers.](http://www.cnn.com/2017/11/15/politics/donald-trump-ucla-tweet/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3266 "2017-11-15T17:49:39Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > You have permission not to read them on your own. :dubious: Much of it is my way of reading message boards. I read posts without looking at the writer, to allow the message to stand on its own without my biases towards the writer. Many dopers have a style and voice such that I know who wrote the post without the name, and for me, it is/was a good way to learn that. ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3267 "2017-11-15T17:50:08Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally Posted by Loser Donald > > While in the Philippines I was forced to watch @CNN, which I have not done in months, and again realized how bad, and FAKE, it is. Loser! Forced? My god, that Duterte is truly a monster! ---
**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3268 "2017-11-15T17:53:30Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Trump tweeted out his condolences for the victims of the shooting in Sutherland Springs, Texas. TODAY. I guess he doesn’t even acknowledge that the state of California exists, even though Tehama County is Trump Country. At least one religious community gets condolences for an attack. The Dar Al Farooq Islamic Center is still waiting, “for all the facts to come out”, apparently. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3269 "2017-11-15T17:56:28Z")
> [@Mighty\_Girl](#): > > Forced? My god, that Duterte is truly a monster! Actually, he watches CNN constantly. The anchors(morning) even read on air his tweets in response to stories that had aired minutes before. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3270 "2017-11-15T17:57:25Z")
> [@jsc1953](#): > > 3 boneheaded UCLA basketball players got arrested in China for shop-lifting. Trump intervened with Xi to bail them out, and they’re home now. Basic diplomacy, right? Well, Trump says that he said something to Xi, but do we have any independent corroboration of that account? Trump is known for taking credit for things he didn’t actually do, after all. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3271 "2017-11-15T18:08:11Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > Well, Trump says that he said something to Xi, but do we have any independent corroboration of that account? Trump is known for taking credit for things he didn’t actually do, after all. Exactly what color were these UCLA basketball players? The answer could hold a vital clue. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3272 "2017-11-15T18:11:52Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > Exactly what color were these UCLA basketball players? The answer could hold a vital clue. At least one was a very dark shade of white. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3273 "2017-11-15T20:52:42Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > At least one was a very dark shade of white. I just glanced at the coverage of this story over at the Fox News site. Holy creeping jesus, the racist comments really fucked me up. I’m continually surprised that the Brietbart site comments tend to be less overtly racist/misogynistic/homophobic than those on Fox, as I consider the audience for the former to be actively evil while the Foxxers are simply ignorant. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2017, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3274 "2017-11-17T04:07:47Z")
Trump actually had the BALLS to comment on Al Franken: “The Al Frankenstien picture is really bad, speaks a thousand words. Where do his hands go in pictures 2, 3, 4, 5 & 6 while she sleeps? … .And to think that just last week he was lecturing anyone who would listen about sexual harassment and respect for women. Lesley Stahl tape?” > > ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2017, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3275 "2017-11-17T04:18:44Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Trump actually had the BALLS to comment on Al Franken: > “The Al Frankenstien picture is really bad, speaks a thousand words. Where do his hands go in pictures 2, 3, 4, 5 & 6 while she sleeps? … > .And to think that just last week he was lecturing anyone who would listen about sexual harassment and respect for women. Lesley Stahl tape?” > [x.com](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/931357870024687616) > [x.com](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/931360196554821632) So who holds his balls for him when not in use? Ivanka, Sarah or Hope? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2017, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3276 "2017-11-18T16:45:12Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Trump actually had the BALLS to comment on Al Franken: > “The Al Frankenstien picture is really bad, speaks a thousand words. Where do his hands go in pictures 2, 3, 4, 5 & 6 while she sleeps? … > .And to think that just last week he was lecturing anyone who would listen about sexual harassment and respect for women. Lesley Stahl tape?” > [x.com](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/931357870024687616) > [x.com](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/931360196554821632) He has no self-control whatsoever and simply could not pass on dumping on a known enemy. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2017, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3277 "2017-11-18T17:21:33Z")
“Where do his hands go in pictures 2, 3, 4, 5 & 6 while she sleeps? …” Sounds like the donald is looking for spank material. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2017, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3278 "2017-11-18T17:30:18Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > “Where do his hands go in pictures 2, 3, 4, 5 & 6 while she sleeps? …” Sounds like the donald is looking for spank material. Ivanka just doesn’t do it for him like she use to, does she? ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2017, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3279 "2017-11-18T21:25:03Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > So who holds his balls for him when not in use? Ivanka, Sarah or Hope? Sarah puts them on a string and wears them around her neck. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2017, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3280 "2017-11-18T23:38:49Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > Sarah puts them on a string and wears them around her neck. Sarah works for Hope Hicks. I think Hope is in the running for the title of the fourth Mrs Trump, so if anybody has his tiny little balls, it would be her [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=163) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=165)