# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3281 "2017-11-19T00:18:33Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Ivanka just doesn’t do it for him like she use to, does she?

Well, she IS getting old…

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3282 "2017-11-19T02:43:43Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> You should flounce.
> 
> But you won’t.
> 
> Because you’re a masochist and you enjoy the abuse.

In a way, yes. I laugh at the majority of people here on the Derp because the things they post are so incredibly stupid that they are funny.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3283 "2017-11-19T02:51:10Z")

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[From this thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20610725#post20610725)

> [@how to ignore a poster](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-ignore-a-poster/802034/10):
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> Remember you also still get exposed to someone on your ignore list whenever they are quoted by others. So the list is only a partial solution.

> [@how to ignore a poster](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-ignore-a-poster/802034/13):
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> And that’s a bug in vBulletin that I wish they would fix.

At least you posted about something you actually have knowledge about.

> [@Clothahump](#):
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> In a way, yes. I laugh at the majority of people here on the Derp because the things they post are so incredibly stupid that they are funny.

You mean like you calling others snowflakes while wrapping yourself in a safe little ignore list cocoon?

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**Author:** ![Fuzzy\_wuzzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a8b319/32.png) [@Fuzzy\_wuzzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuzzy_wuzzy)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3284 "2017-11-19T11:10:55Z")

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A few posters on here are implying women are in positions of power within the Trump administration because they do sexual favours for Trump. What is it called again when such accusations are made against nice, progressive women in cuddly, progressive administrations?

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3285 "2017-11-19T11:34:50Z")

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> [@Fuzzy\_wuzzy](#):
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> A few posters on here are implying women are in positions of power within the Trump administration because they do **sexual favours** for Trump. What is it called again when such accusations are made against nice, progressive women in cuddly, progressive administrations?

A “clothahump”?? No, wait…

(bolding mine)

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3286 "2017-11-19T13:02:17Z")

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> [@Fuzzy\_wuzzy](#):
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> A few posters on here are implying women are in positions of power within the Trump administration because they do sexual favours for Trump. What is it called again when such accusations are made against nice, progressive women in cuddly, progressive administrations?

\*\*[Relevant video.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3hTwsvJV_A) \*\*

I don’t believe for a moment you think those posts about holding Trump’s balls are literal. You don’t think they’re saying anyone literally has Trump’s testicles on a necklace or that anyone is actually holding his balls while he uses Twitter.

You’re being vague, hoping no one notices. It is a long thread, after all: maybe someone said something like that a few pages back.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3287 "2017-11-19T13:27:29Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> > [@](#):
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> > Originally Posted by \*\*Fuzzy\_wuzzy \*\*  
> > A few posters on here are implying women are in positions of power within the Trump administration because they do sexual favours for Trump. What is it called again when such accusations are made against nice, progressive women in cuddly, progressive administrations?
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> …You’re being vague, hoping no one notices. …

Good match with screen name.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3288 "2017-11-19T17:39:11Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> In a way, yes. I laugh at the majority of people here on the Derp because the things they post are so incredibly stupid that they are funny.

I wish we could say the same. Unfortunately, the stuff you post is too stupid to be of any amusement value to anyone.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3289 "2017-11-19T19:04:37Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> I wish we could say the same. Unfortunately, the stuff you post is too stupid to be of any amusement value to anyone.

Reading a **Clothy** post is like accidentally seeing a dog eat it’s own vomit.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3290 "2017-11-19T20:39:24Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> Reading a **Clothy** post is like accidentally seeing a dog eat it’s own vomit.

And it likes it. [Q.E.D.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20611581&postcount=1)

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**Author:** ![Ambrosio\_Spinola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de0a6/32.png) [@Ambrosio\_Spinola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambrosio_Spinola)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3291 "2017-11-19T20:56:42Z")

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It’s sort of minor overall in the scheme of things, but Trump’s posts about the [shoplifting basketball players](http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-says-he-should-have-left-ucla-players-in-jail) throw into relief that he’s got a totally Mafia-esque view of law and morality and is completely unfit to have real authority.

You could say that the basketball players should be let out because they’re innocent (I have no idea if that’s the case) or because the punishment they were facing was disproportionate to the crime, or any number of other things. But in Trump’s worldview, they don’t deserve punishment if they praise and thank him, and deserve punishment if they criticize him. The facts of the matter are completely irrelevant to him otherwise.

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**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3292 "2017-11-19T22:06:22Z")

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The fucked-up thing is that the players did thank him. So now he’s painting a narrative that there were a bunch of ingrates, when they weren’t.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2017, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3293 "2017-11-19T23:52:00Z")

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Out of a total of six parents, one (1) did not bow and scrape to the Great White Master, so he wishes he’s left all three players in a Chinese prison for a decade. What a lowlife piece of filth, as is anyone who voted for him for any reason whatsoever.

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**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3294 "2017-11-20T00:18:09Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> I wish we could say the same. Unfortunately, the stuff you post is too stupid to be of any amusement value to anyone.

**Clothy** still hasn’t realized he’s our village idiot. I’d say that I wish he’d wander on down the road, but he just keeps turning right.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3295 "2017-11-20T00:47:02Z")

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> [@Ambrosio\_Spinola](#):
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> It’s sort of minor overall in the scheme of things, but Trump’s posts about the [shoplifting basketball players](http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-says-he-should-have-left-ucla-players-in-jail) throw into relief that he’s got a totally Mafia-esque view of law and morality and is completely unfit to have real authority.

Trump’s a pimp. He never could’ve outfought Hillarina. But I didn’t know until this day that it was Putini all along.

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3296 "2017-11-20T02:22:17Z")

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Lavar Ball and Trump are a match made in heaven.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3297 "2017-11-20T02:30:47Z")

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> [@Ambrosio\_Spinola](#):
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> It’s sort of minor overall in the scheme of things, but Trump’s posts about the [shoplifting basketball players](http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-says-he-should-have-left-ucla-players-in-jail) throw into relief that he’s got a totally Mafia-esque view of law and morality and is completely unfit to have real authority.
> 
> You could say that the basketball players should be let out because they’re innocent (I have no idea if that’s the case) or because the punishment they were facing was disproportionate to the crime, or any number of other things. But in Trump’s worldview, they don’t deserve punishment if they praise and thank him, and deserve punishment if they criticize him. The facts of the matter are completely irrelevant to him otherwise.

> [@monstro](#):
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> The fucked-up thing is that the players did thank him. So now he’s painting a narrative that there were a bunch of ingrates, when they weren’t.

> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Out of a total of six parents, one (1) did not bow and scrape to the Great White Master, so he wishes he’s left all three players in a Chinese prison for a decade. What a lowlife piece of filth, as is anyone who voted for him for any reason whatsoever.

[Check this out](https://twitter.com/RepAdamSchiff/status/932322166028296192):

> [@Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA)](#):
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> The President would have left American students in a foreign jail because their families didn’t lavish sufficient praise on him. How can someone in such a big office be so small?

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3298 "2017-11-20T04:59:04Z")

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I have to hand it to Rep. Schiff. That question is, hands down, the best one asked this week regarding Trump. Of course Trump is not equipped to handle any big issue. He should hand off the presidency to Pence. Now although Pence is a Republican, he can more handily do better at the job than Donnie toddler.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3299 "2017-11-20T05:05:36Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> I have to hand it to Rep. Schiff. That question is, hands down, the best one asked this week regarding Trump. Of course Trump is not equipped to handle any big issue. He should hand off the presidency to Pence. Now although Pence is a Republican, he can more handily do better at the job than Donnie toddler.

Unfortunately, he’ll actually get damaging shit done. Probably still better than Yam starting a war over a Twitter insult.

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3300 "2017-11-20T07:10:28Z")

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Has Trump tweeted anything about either Mugabi or Manson?

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