# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3301 "2017-11-20T07:38:02Z")

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He has no idea who Mugabe is, nor where Zimbabwe is.

He probably admires Manson.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3302 "2017-11-20T09:00:56Z")

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> [@scudsucker](#):
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> He has no idea who Mugabe is, nor where Zimbabwe is.

“It’s next to Nambia, right? I’m very popular with the Nambians.”

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3303 "2017-11-20T11:36:46Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Out of a total of six parents, one (1) did not bow and scrape to the Great White Master, so he wishes he’s left all three players in a Chinese prison for a decade. What a lowlife piece of filth, as is anyone who voted for him for any reason whatsoever.

And they didn’t even call him Godfather! Not once did they ever invite him into their homes for a cup of coffee!

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3304 "2017-11-20T12:34:17Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Unfortunately, he’ll actually get damaging shit done. Probably still better than Yam starting a war over a Twitter insult.

True, true.

You didn’t see what I did there regarding Trump and hands?

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3305 "2017-11-20T13:46:59Z")

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> [@scudsucker](#):
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> He has no idea who Mugabe is, nor where Zimbabwe is.
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> He probably admires Manson.

Well, yeah. Shirley Manson is still pretty hot.

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3306 "2017-11-20T14:07:26Z")

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> [@Ike\_Witt](#):
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> Has Trump tweeted anything about either Mugabi or Manson?

I doubt that he will. Professional courtesy.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3307 "2017-11-20T14:19:06Z")

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> [@scudsucker](#):
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> He probably admires Manson.

Trump on Manson’s “family”:

“Not all of those people were neo-Nazis, believe me. Not all of those people were white supremacists by any stretch.”

Trump went on to say that, just because a guy carves a swastika in his forehead, that doesn’t make him a bad person, and further noted that there were “very good people” inside the family.

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3308 "2017-11-20T17:29:59Z")

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> [@Chisquirrel](#):
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> **Clothy** still hasn’t realized he’s our village idiot. I’d say that I wish he’d wander on down the road, but he just keeps turning right.

You obviously haven’t realized that you’re all my village idiots. The vast majority of you fit perfectly into this description:

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> When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It’s only painful & difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3309 "2017-11-20T17:58:54Z")

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Butt-Hurt Turtle Takes to Message Board Again

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**Author:** ![hacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ccd318/32.png) [@hacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hacker)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3310 "2017-11-20T20:36:50Z")

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\<script\>window.alert(“test”)\</script\>

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3311 "2017-11-20T20:44:04Z")

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> [@hacker](#):
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> \<script\>window.alert(“test”)\</script\>

There’s a thread somewhere that asked the question “what is the longest time between registering and posting?” Register in 2001, first post today has got to be in the running. Of course, I’d assume someone got hacked (ironically), but who knows?

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**Author:** ![SaneBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SaneBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaneBill)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3312 "2017-11-20T22:16:19Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> You obviously haven’t realized that you’re all my village idiots. The vast majority of you fit perfectly into this description:
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> When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It’s only painful & difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

So if a thousand people say X is wrong, and X says 1000 people are wrong, your take is that its those 1000 people that are more likely to be wrong ?

Yep, when a person is stupid he doesn’t know that…  
And if he is really, really stupid, he thinks he is smarter than the others…

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3313 "2017-11-20T22:39:00Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> Reading a **Clothy** post is like accidentally seeing a dog eat it’s own vomit.

I’d rather watch the damn dog.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3314 "2017-11-20T22:47:02Z")

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> [@SteveG1](#):
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> I’d rather watch the damn dog.

Not to mention, when was the last time you saw a dog incessantly barking about how stupid everyone else is?

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3315 "2017-11-20T23:05:23Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> Not to mention, when was the last time you saw a dog incessantly barking about how stupid everyone else is?

Clothy has you people twisted around his little finger. When he says “jump!” all you ask is “how high?” as your feet leave the ground. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3316 "2017-11-20T23:15:04Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Clothy has you people twisted around his little finger. When he says “jump!” all you ask is “how high?” as your feet leave the ground. :dubious:

Noted and, well, sorry, but ignored.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3317 "2017-11-20T23:29:11Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> Noted and, well, sorry, but ignored.

I guess you get points for self-awareness.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3318 "2017-11-20T23:41:49Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Clothy has you people twisted around his little finger. When he says “jump!” all you ask is “how high?” as your feet leave the ground. :dubious:

Why are you even in this thread, then?

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3319 "2017-11-20T23:51:00Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> Why are you even in this thread, then?

Because occasionally there are still posts related to the title of the thread. Yes, I know, it’s sometimes hard to locate them through the static (and I do mean “static” in the sense of “standing still and going nowhere.”

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2017, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3320 "2017-11-20T23:59:45Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Because occasionally there are still posts related to the title of the thread. Yes, I know, it’s sometimes hard to locate them through the static (and I do mean “static” in the sense of “standing still and going nowhere.”

Maybe you should post something related to the OP, then, rather than adding to the static yourself.😉

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