# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3421 "2017-11-27T22:25:40Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> It’s also possible that he knows vaguely that the real Pocahontas lived centuries ago, and he was trying to refer to that, somehow.

Well, he’s seen the movie.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3422 "2017-11-27T22:46:48Z")

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> Well, he’s seen the movie.

And probably has the coloring book, too.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3423 "2017-11-27T22:48:07Z")

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> [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](#):
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> Is it just me or does Sarah Huckabee Sanders look utterly disgusted by having to repeatedly defend Trump’s stupid mouth diarrhea? She doesn’t sound it, but her demeanor just seems to be “tired of this shit.” I was almost as offended by her pivot around the slur as his uttering it in the first place. Kudos to her for not losing her shit the way Spicey did; it can’t be an easy job.

Nobody knew that representing a mercurial, profoundly ignorant, vengeful, bullying, _non compos mentis_ pathological liar could be so complicated.

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3424 "2017-11-27T22:53:38Z")

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> [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](#):
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> Is it just me or does Sarah Huckabee Sanders look utterly disgusted by having to repeatedly defend Trump’s stupid mouth diarrhea? She doesn’t sound it, but her demeanor just seems to be “tired of this shit.” I was almost as offended by her pivot around the slur as his uttering it in the first place. Kudos to her for not losing her shit the way Spicey did; it can’t be an easy job.

Kind of like Kellyanne Conway before her…or at least the Kate McKinnon / “Kellyanne’s Day Off” version.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3425 "2017-11-27T22:54:17Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Nobody knew that representing a mercurial, profoundly ignorant, vengeful, bullying, _non compos mentis_ pathological liar could be so complicated.

All it takes is training to not let her religion get in the way. Something her dad is exceptionally well qualified to do.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3426 "2017-11-27T23:36:03Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Even worse(from the link).
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> > [@](#):
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> > “I just want to thank you because you are very, very special people. You were here long before any of us were here,” Trump said. “Although, we have a representative in Congress who has been here a long time … longer than you – they call her Pocahontas!”
> 
> Maybe he thinks Navajos were invented for WW2.

Well, might as well include this bit of patronizing assholishness:

> [@Shut the fuck up](#):
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> Trump during the event also referred to White House chief of staff John Kelly as “chief.”
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> “He’s the general and the chief,” the president said. “I said, how good were these code talkers? He said, 'Sir, you have no idea. You have no idea how great they were.’ ”

[http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/361990-trump-calls-warren-pocahontas-at-event-honoring-native-american](http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/361990-trump-calls-warren-pocahontas-at-event-honoring-native-american)

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3427 "2017-11-27T23:43:40Z")

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> “He’s the general and the chief,” the president said. “I said, how good were these code talkers? He said, 'Sir, you have no idea. You have no idea how great they were.’ ”

To be fair, I actually believe that Trump had to ask Kelly that question, and that Kelly responded that way.

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3428 "2017-11-27T23:44:30Z")

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Kelly was right: he has no idea.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2017, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3429 "2017-11-27T23:44:34Z")

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Twice in one day I had to triple check my Twitter feed to make sure I wasn’t being punked, or that the drugs hadn’t worn off or something. Trump. What the everloving fuck, man?

I had barely processed my amazement over “Hey kids, let’s have a contest!” when I turn around and see him float a “Pocahontas” in front of a group of Navaho Code Talkers being honored. I mean, come on, man. He didn’t really do that did he? I swear, I didn’t fully believe it just from reading it. There was no way. I must have misunderstood something. Nope. Sure enough, “Pocahantas … but I like you …”

I don’t think the callus that has developed on my forehead from all the face-palming I’ve been doing lately is ever going to heal.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3430 "2017-11-28T00:22:13Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> …  
> I don’t think the callus that has developed on my forehead from all the face-palming I’ve been doing lately is ever going to heal.

Whatever you do, don’t resort to a combover. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3431 "2017-11-28T00:52:41Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> All it takes is training to not let her religion get in the way. Something her dad is exceptionally well qualified to do.

They both appear to be using a Bible that says

> [@](#):
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> The Lord loveth a cheerful liar.

It’s in Two Corinthians\* (Chapter 9, Verse 7) of [Wicked Bible - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wicked_Bible).

\*gotta keep the boss happy; pretend he got it right

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**Author:** ![HelenGawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@HelenGawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelenGawn)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3432 "2017-11-28T02:57:27Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> Kelly was right: he has no idea.

You know Kelly’s been wanting to say that several times a day since this whole mess began.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3433 "2017-11-28T13:09:57Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> Twice in one day I had to triple check my Twitter feed to make sure I wasn’t being punked, or that the drugs hadn’t worn off or something. Trump. What the everloving fuck, man?
> 
> I had barely processed my amazement over “Hey kids, let’s have a contest!” when I turn around and see him float a “Pocahontas” in front of a group of Navaho Code Talkers being honored. I mean, come on, man. He didn’t really do that did he? I swear, I didn’t fully believe it just from reading it. There was no way. I must have misunderstood something. Nope. Sure enough, “Pocahantas … but I like you …”
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> I don’t think the callus that has developed on my forehead from all the face-palming I’ve been doing lately is ever going to heal.

To give your forehead its _coup de grâce_, consider that there are millions of people who think it’s perfectly fine, if not great, for the President of the United States to have made those comments, and they’ll be voting in 2020. Some of them are my immediate family members!

Sorry, AARP, but I’m joining the Hemlock Society.

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**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3434 "2017-11-28T15:47:52Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump  
> Meeting with “Chuck and Nancy” today about keeping government open and working. Problem is they want illegal immigrants flooding into our Country unchecked, are weak on Crime and want to substantially RAISE Taxes. I don’t see a deal!

Sounds like a bad sitcom.

Coming up…the next episode of “Chuck and Nancy” will make you want to _chuck_ your popcorn at the television monitor and scream at the whimpering man in the suit coat to stop being such a _nancy_!

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**Author:** ![Ambrosio\_Spinola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de0a6/32.png) [@Ambrosio\_Spinola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambrosio_Spinola)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3435 "2017-11-28T17:10:09Z")

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> [@Covfefe](#):
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> Sounds like a bad sitcom.
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> Coming up…the next episode of “Chuck and Nancy” will make you want to _chuck_ your popcorn at the television monitor and scream at the whimpering man in the suit coat to stop being such a _nancy_!

Turns out in the real world, when you insult people before a meeting and say you can’t do a deal with them, they’ll just [stay home instead.](https://www.democraticleader.gov/newsroom/112817/)

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3436 "2017-11-28T17:13:48Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump  
> Meeting with “Chuck and Nancy” today about keeping government open and working. Problem is they want illegal immigrants flooding into our Country unchecked, are weak on Crime and want to substantially RAISE Taxes. I don’t see a deal!

I hven’t heard any mainstream Democrats endorse “illegal immigrants flooding into our Country unchecked.” Let me be the first to say, I’m sick of this asshole’s constant lies.

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3437 "2017-11-28T17:19:18Z")

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> [@Procrustus](#):
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> I hven’t heard any mainstream Democrats endorse “illegal immigrants flooding into our Country unchecked.” Let me be the first to say, I’m sick of this asshole’s constant lies.

If his own party had the brains to wipe their own asses they wouldn’t need the Democrats. So they want to overhaul the tax system completely on their own but when the rubber meets the road they want Democratic help? Fuck him and the horse he rode in on.

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3438 "2017-11-28T17:39:40Z")

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> [@Procrustus](#):
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> I hven’t heard any mainstream Democrats endorse “illegal immigrants flooding into our Country unchecked.” Let me be the first to say, I’m sick of this asshole’s constant lies.

I applaud the sentiment but I don’t think you’re the first. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ambrosio\_Spinola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de0a6/32.png) [@Ambrosio\_Spinola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambrosio_Spinola)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3439 "2017-11-28T17:42:02Z")

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> If his own party had the brains to wipe their own asses they wouldn’t need the Democrats. So they want to overhaul the tax system completely on their own but when the rubber meets the road they want Democratic help? Fuck him and the horse he rode in on.

With Trump in particular his insult comedy routine isn’t helpful in politics. He’s used to doing real estate deals with one particular group of people, concluding it, and then moving on to the next group of marks. Instead he goes around insulting in highly personal terms people who have their own personal power and in many cases will be in their positions much longer than he’ll have his, even if he is reelected (God forbid). There’s a reason that Obama didn’t lash out with personal insults at John Boehner all the time, and it’s not because they are good friends.

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2017, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3440 "2017-11-28T17:42:18Z")

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> [@Procrustus](#):
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> I hven’t heard any mainstream Democrats endorse “illegal immigrants flooding into our Country unchecked.”

Doesn’t stop the idiots from continuing to lie about it. A couple of our resident conservative dunderheads have made similar claims on this message board just in the last day or so.

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