# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 178
**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3541 "2017-12-04T03:19:30Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > I don’t have a Twitter account, but I suspect that Trump is the best thing that has ever happened to them. At least in the short term. I suspect that people (some of us already) are eventually going to eschew Twitter for creating a platform that is abused in such a significant and destructive manner. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3542 "2017-12-04T11:54:19Z")
President Grab Em By The Pussy has officially endorsed Roy Moore. Or John Dowd did. Whatever. > [@](#): > > **Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump** > > Democrats refusal to give even one vote for massive Tax Cuts is why we need Republican Roy Moore to win in Alabama. We need his vote on stopping crime, illegal immigration, Border Wall, Military, Pro Life, V.A., Judges 2nd Amendment and more. No to Jones, a Pelosi/Schumer Puppet! > > \*6:17 AM - 4 Dec 2017 \* ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3543 "2017-12-04T13:01:40Z")
> [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](#): > > At least in the short term. I suspect that people (some of us already) are eventually going to eschew Twitter for creating a platform that is abused in such a significant and destructive manner. I will be more likely to vote for a candidate that declares “I have never tweeted and never will and I am not going to promote a private company by doing so.” ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3544 "2017-12-04T13:05:00Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > I will be more likely to vote for a candidate that declares “I have never tweeted and never will and I am not going to promote a private company by doing so.” True to form, an outlaw president promoting an outlaw senator. A government of outlaws, by outlaws, for outlaws. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3545 "2017-12-04T13:25:13Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > President Grab Em By The Pussy has officially endorsed Roy Moore. Or John Dowd did. Whatever. > > > [@](#): > > > > Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump > > > > Democrats refusal to give even one vote for massive Tax Cuts is why we need Republican Roy Moore to win in Alabama. We need his vote on stopping crime, illegal immigration, Border Wall, Military, Pro Life, V.A., Judges 2nd Amendment and more. No to Jones, a Pelosi/Schumer Puppet! > > > > 6:17 AM - 4 Dec 2017 Emphasis added. “And yes to a thump/McConnell puppet!” ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3546 "2017-12-04T13:25:26Z")
Trump’s lawyer [claims](http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/363069-trumps-lawyer-claims-president-cannot-obstruct-justice) that the PotUS cannot obstruct justice. Because he’s the head law-enforcement officer. ---
**Author:** ![SlackerInc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slackerinc/32/275_2.png) [@SlackerInc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlackerInc)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3547 "2017-12-04T17:25:14Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > Trump’s lawyer [claims](http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/363069-trumps-lawyer-claims-president-cannot-obstruct-justice) that the PotUS cannot obstruct justice. Because he’s the head law-enforcement officer. Similar to Nixon’s line about it not being illegal if the president does it. > [@Czarcasm](#): > > Does Twitter have an official policy about letting others use your account and pretending to be you? Obama didn’t author most of his tweets. I think that’s pretty common for politicians. Trump actually personally writes a surprisingly high number of them. ---
**Author:** ![SaneBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SaneBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaneBill)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3548 "2017-12-04T18:20:16Z")
> [@simster](#): > > So, the Twitter feed of ‘realDonaldTrump’ may or may not be the real Donald Trump - depending on if the twit in question is potentially incriminating. Fake Trump ? Sad… ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3549 "2017-12-04T19:05:18Z")
> [@SaneBill](#): > > Fake Trump ? Sad… [Trump’s Lawyer Claims to Be Voice on “Access Hollywood” Tape](https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trumps-lawyer-claims-to-be-voice-on-access-hollywood-tape) (Borowitz Report satire) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3550 "2017-12-04T19:10:59Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > [Trump’s Lawyer Claims to Be Voice on “Access Hollywood” Tape](https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trumps-lawyer-claims-to-be-voice-on-access-hollywood-tape) > > (Borowitz Report satire) > [@](#): > > “Let’s be clear,” Dowd said. “Since Donald Trump was elected President, he has done nothing.” Let’s give that knife another twist. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SlackerInc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slackerinc/32/275_2.png) [@SlackerInc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlackerInc)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2017, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3551 "2017-12-04T19:44:54Z")
He’s done way too much for my taste! ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3552 "2017-12-05T15:12:20Z")
Twitler hasn’t tweeted in a day. Is he still alive? Someone should go check on him. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Bredin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@John\_Bredin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Bredin)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3553 "2017-12-05T15:26:50Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > Twitler hasn’t tweeted in a day. Is he still alive? Someone should go check on him. Like Stalin when he died, his staff dares not, lest they anger him and he [del]shoots[/del] throws a coffeepot at them. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3554 "2017-12-05T21:48:39Z")
He misspelled “capital” when he talked about Utah’s “capitol” in his most recent tweet. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2017, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3555 "2017-12-05T22:13:48Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > He misspelled “capital” when he talked about Utah’s “capitol” in his most recent tweet. You mean his lawyer or Melania misspelled it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2017, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3556 "2017-12-06T17:08:25Z")
I wonder if he broke his phone when he heard about Deutche Bank and someone is slow walking his replacement. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2017, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3557 "2017-12-12T13:41:11Z")
Another banner morning for the President of our great nation: > [@](#): > > **Donald J. Trump‏ @realDonaldTrump** > > Despite thousands of hours wasted and many millions of dollars spent, the Democrats have been unable to show any collusion with Russia - so now they are moving on to the false accusations and fabricated stories of women who I don’t know and/or have never met. FAKE NEWS! > \*7:10 AM - 12 Dec 2017 \* > > * * * > > Lightweight Senator Kirsten Gillibrand, a total flunky for Chuck Schumer and someone who would come to my office “begging” for campaign contributions not so long ago (and would do anything for them), is now in the ring fighting against Trump. Very disloyal to Bill & Crooked-USED! > \*8:03 AM - 12 Dec 2017 \* Mika Brawhatever on Morning Joe is having an utter meltdown. ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2017, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3558 "2017-12-12T14:08:38Z")
Accusing a sitting senator of offering sexual favors for money. Jesus Christ. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2017, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3559 "2017-12-12T15:02:49Z")
> [@Snarky\_Kong](#): > > Accusing a sitting senator of offering sexual favors for money. Jesus Christ. Eh, Trump was asked on the campaign trail why he donates money to both Republican an Democrat parties. He said he did it because whenever he needs a favor, he’ll just pick up his phone and call whatever congress-critter and ask (Which they will comply according to him)… ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2017, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3560 "2017-12-12T15:28:50Z")
> [@Grrr](#): > > Eh, Trump was asked on the campaign trail why he donates money to both Republican an Democrat parties. He said he did it because whenever he needs a favor, he’ll just pick up his phone and call whatever congress-critter and ask (Which they will comply according to him)… Yes, he said that on the campaign trail. And this morning he implied Gillibrand fucked him for donations. Separate incident [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=177) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=179)