# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 180
**Author:** ![Apollyon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/apollyon/32/4238_2.png) [@Apollyon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apollyon)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2017, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3581 "2017-12-12T21:42:35Z")
> [@jsc1953](#): > > What does “disloyal to Bill” mean? (stipulated that looking for meaning in a Trump tweet is a fool’s errand) Keen to know too. Had more than usual difficulty parsing the second part of that tweet. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2017, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3582 "2017-12-12T22:39:53Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > It’s a skill that is learned in second grade, honed in third grade, and discarded in fourth. So eloquently put. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2017, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3583 "2017-12-13T03:35:55Z")
“Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy ride.” ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2017, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3584 "2017-12-13T03:48:00Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > “Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy ride.” “The FAKE NEWS says I supported the loser R candidate in Alabama. He never had a chance against rigged system and soft on crime Doug Jones. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2017, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3585 "2017-12-13T04:24:53Z")
> [@Loser Donald](#): > > Congratulations to Doug Jones on a hard fought victory. The write-in votes played a very big factor, but a win is a win. The people of Alabama are great, and the Republicans will have another shot at this seat in a very short period of time. It never ends! Remarkably sedated response from Two-Scoops. Kelly must have Valium-ed up his Diet Coke. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2017, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3586 "2017-12-13T04:25:39Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Remarkably sedated response from Two-Scoops. Kelly must have Valium-ed up his Diet Coke. Or a lawyer swiped his phone again… ---
**Author:** ![Ambrosio\_Spinola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de0a6/32.png) [@Ambrosio\_Spinola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambrosio_Spinola)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2017, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3587 "2017-12-13T04:48:20Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Remarkably sedated response from Two-Scoops. Kelly must have Valium-ed up his Diet Coke. You know, it just goes to show how messed-up our situation is. That’s an appropriate statement that any normal politician might make after a loss by his party. And my first reaction to the President of the United States saying something normal and statesmanlike is . . . complete surprise that he isn’t being a complete dick. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2017, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3588 "2017-12-13T05:07:21Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Remarkably sedated response from Two-Scoops. Kelly must have Valium-ed up his Diet Coke. Better search the Rose Garden for a big empty pod. ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2017, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3589 "2017-12-13T05:11:19Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Remarkably sedated response from Two-Scoops. Kelly must have Valium-ed up his Diet Coke. Oh, who knows. With Moore not conceding, maybe Trump will join in on the fun. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2017, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3590 "2017-12-13T05:40:13Z")
> [@Ambrosio\_Spinola](#): > > You know, it just goes to show how messed-up our situation is. That’s an appropriate statement that any normal politician might make after a loss by his party. And my first reaction to the President of the United States saying something normal and statesmanlike is . . . complete surprise that he isn’t being a complete dick. There is no way in hell Trump made that tweet. As has been pointed out by others, it is highly likely that Trump is at this point completely unaware that Moore has lost. Wait until tomorrow morning’s tweetstorm to hear the “Real Trump”. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2017, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3591 "2017-12-13T12:04:40Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > There is no way in hell Trump made that tweet. As has been pointed out by others, it is highly likely that Trump is at this point completely unaware that Moore has lost. Wait until tomorrow morning’s tweetstorm to hear the “Real Trump”. > [@Frump](#): > > The reason I originally endorsed Luther Strange (and his numbers went up mightily), is that I said Roy Moore will not be able to win the General Election. I was right! Roy worked hard but the deck was stacked against him! That’s more like it. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2017, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3592 "2017-12-13T12:21:49Z")
The only deck stacked against Roy was Crazy Eights. ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2017, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3593 "2017-12-13T12:26:16Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > That’s more like it. Of course. “It’s everyone else’s fault but me.” It’s exactly as I expected. He’s every bit as predictable and unsophisticated as my kid when she was a toddler. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2017, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3594 "2017-12-13T12:41:18Z")
Though it is true that Moore was not Trump’s chosen candidate at the start. So he feels like giving the party a “told ya so”. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2017, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3595 "2017-12-13T12:49:05Z")
Pretty safe bet that if he loses in 2020, he’ll be boasting that he was right about the system being rigged. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2017, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3596 "2017-12-13T14:03:45Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Pretty safe bet that if he loses in 2020, he’ll be boasting that he was right about the system being rigged. "I called it, people. My loyal supporters will tell you, back in 2016 I said that I’d be sneaking out of the country on the night before I was going to be indicted. Look it up, I said it. The fake press says I don’t know what’s goin’ on… oh, I know what’s goin’ on. “Now if the cameraman will follow me, I’ll give you a tour of this huuuuge dacha on the Volga, redecorated just for me…” ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2017, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3597 "2017-12-13T14:08:16Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Pretty safe bet that if he loses in 2020, he’ll be boasting that he was right about the system being rigged. Hopefully his cell mate will tell him to shut the fuck up and roll over. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2017, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3598 "2017-12-13T14:31:36Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > Hopefully his cell mate will tell him to shut the fuck up and roll over. Yeah, who wants to look at that stupid asshole? ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2017, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3599 "2017-12-13T14:35:56Z")
That’s IT?? ONE tweet from thump this morning?? Is he conscious? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2017, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3600 "2017-12-13T14:42:25Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > That’s IT?? ONE tweet from thump this morning?? Is he conscious? But, I’ll bet he sent a scathing PM to Putin on Facebook for not helping the Republicans enough this time. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=179) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=181)