# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3761 "2018-01-18T16:14:48Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> Bottom line is, Trump is blaming Mexico for there not being a wall.
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> $20 billion wall \< $20 ladder

Reminds me of Vicente Fox’s response, where he dramatically states that he searched the Dark Web and downloaded a mechanism to defeat Trump’s wall…opens a manila envelope…and pulls out a hand-drawn sketch of a ladder.

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3762 "2018-01-18T16:17:29Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> Reminds me of Vicente Fox’s response, where he dramatically states that he searched the Dark Web and downloaded a mechanism to defeat Trump’s wall…opens a manila envelope…and pulls out a hand-drawn sketch of a ladder.

Is this real? If so, was there a video you could link to because it’s pretty awesome.

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3763 "2018-01-18T16:24:25Z")

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> [@Slash1972](#):
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> Is this real? If so, was there a video you could link to because it’s pretty awesome.

> **[vicente fox wall video - Yahoo Video Search Results](https://video.search.yahoo.com/search/video?fr=ymyy-t-999&p=vicente%2Bfox%2Bwall%2Bvideo&vm=r#id=1&vid=7343b72758482cac3628298e38d54656&action=click)**
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> The search engine that helps you find exactly what you're looking for. Find the most relevant information, video, images, and answers from all across the Web.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3764 "2018-01-18T16:24:57Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> Call it a virtual wall and be done with it. You can send me the $20B.

I’ll build it for $10B.

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3765 "2018-01-18T16:25:04Z")

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> [@Slash1972](#):
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> Is this real? If so, was there a video you could link to because it’s pretty awesome.

[Trump supporter discovers ladders for the first time](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y0nQIHn3pE).

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3766 "2018-01-18T16:27:26Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> Lindsey Graham just sent a memo to the Shithole in Chief: “Shut the fuck up, Donny!”
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> The Great Negotiator is doing his best to make sure immigration reform does not happen.

Did Graham really say that?..

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3767 "2018-01-18T16:37:08Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> [vicente fox wall video - Yahoo Video Search Results](https://video.search.yahoo.com/search/video?fr=ymyy-t-999&p=vicente+fox+wall+video&vm=r#id=1&vid=7343b72758482cac3628298e38d54656&action=click)

That was friggin’ awesome, can’t believe I hadn’t seen it before.

Thanks!

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3768 "2018-01-18T16:42:57Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> Did Graham really say that?..

I paraphrased a tad. 😃

> **[Lindsey Graham Spent a Year Courting Trump, But on Immigration He’s Being...](https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/lindsey-graham-spent-a-year-courting-trump-but-on-immigration-hes-being-shut-out)**
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> The Republican senator has tried to convince Trump to be a dealmaker on DACA, but Administration aides have pushed the President in a different direction.

[![](https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/6d097a8d9be5a81a37712c9f48bb7996.jpg) ](https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/6d097a8d9be5a81a37712c9f48bb7996.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3769 "2018-01-18T18:16:41Z")

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> [@Mike\_H](#):
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> “Parts will be, of necessity, see through”. Isn’t that called a fence?

Nice try, liberal fucko, but it’s a wall ! With windows ! Lots and lots of tiny, chickenhead sized windows. BUT NOT CHICKENWIRE ! ChickenWALL, that’s the ticket !

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**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3770 "2018-01-18T18:34:14Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> I paraphrased a tad. 😃
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> [Lindsey Graham Spent a Year Courting Trump, But on Immigration He’s Being Shut Out | The New Yorker](https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/lindsey-graham-spent-a-year-courting-trump-but-on-immigration-hes-being-shut-out)
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> [http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/lindsey-graham-takes-shots-at-trump-congress-over-immigration-deal-in-senate-floor-speech/article/2646278](http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/lindsey-graham-takes-shots-at-trump-congress-over-immigration-deal-in-senate-floor-speech/article/2646278)

Working a “Shut the fuck up, Donny” into a conversation is almost always a good thing, IMO. It’s particularly useful given the blowhole in chief.

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**Author:** ![BigAppleBucky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigapplebucky/32/178_2.png) [@BigAppleBucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigAppleBucky)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3771 "2018-01-18T22:33:35Z")

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[White House Drama Queen](https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/26231696_1941468429514417_4505415705867005607_n.jpg?oh=049cef1fa4593d32e13b6cd6f11cce09&oe=5ADEB319)

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**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2018, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3772 "2018-01-18T22:49:02Z")

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> [@Crotalus](#):
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> Working a “Shut the fuck up, Donny” into a conversation is almost always a good thing, IMO. It’s particularly useful given the blowhole in chief.

😃

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3773 "2018-01-19T05:20:38Z")

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> [@Mike\_H](#):
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> “Parts will be, of necessity, see through”. Isn’t that called a fence?

It will be holes. There will holes in the Wall. So we can see through it. From our side.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3774 "2018-01-19T05:39:43Z")

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> [@Kobal2](#):
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> Nice try, liberal fucko, but it’s a wall ! With windows ! Lots and lots of tiny, chickenhead sized windows. BUT NOT CHICKENWIRE ! ChickenWALL, that’s the ticket !

The great thing there is that, when the Rio Grande floods, it’ll be like an aquarium exhibit, with all the people bumping into the glass.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3775 "2018-01-19T14:38:49Z")

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> It will be holes. There will holes in the Wall. So we can see through it. From our side.

One-way glass so they can’t see us. Why should they get to look at the USA when they haven’t earned the privilege?

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2018, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3776 "2018-01-19T18:33:24Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> [vicente fox wall video - Yahoo Video Search Results](https://video.search.yahoo.com/search/video?fr=ymyy-t-999&p=vicente+fox+wall+video&vm=r#id=1&vid=7343b72758482cac3628298e38d54656&action=click)

“It would be like marrying a model who won’t even sleep in the same city as you”

Wow, I felt the heat of that burn all the way over in New Jersey.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2018, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3777 "2018-01-31T15:57:25Z")

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It has been 3 days since Trump has tweeted. Could it be they got the cocktail of prescription drugs finally correct?

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2018, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3778 "2018-01-31T16:21:40Z")

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> [@Kobal2](#):
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> Nice try, liberal fucko, but it’s a wall ! With windows ! Lots and lots of tiny, chickenhead sized windows. BUT NOT CHICKENWIRE ! ChickenWALL, that’s the ticket !

Does the chickenwall stop white hens jumping off UFOs?

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2018, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3779 "2018-01-31T20:45:01Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> It has been 3 days since Trump has tweeted. Could it be they got the cocktail of prescription drugs finally correct?

The State of the Union Thorazine drip hasn’t worn off yet.

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2018, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3780 "2018-01-31T20:58:05Z")

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> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#):
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> Wow, I felt the heat of that burn all the way over in New Jersey.

That’s just global warming.  
Which is a Chinese librul hoax. Goddammit :mad:.

😃

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