# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 195
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2018, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3881 "2018-03-03T00:55:18Z")
He’s the one that wasn’t “dieing”. God damn, Republicans. Thanks for inflicting this fucking joke of a man on the world, you assholes. ---
**Author:** ![Randolph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Randolph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randolph)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2018, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3882 "2018-03-03T01:53:53Z")
> [@Locrian](#): > > Who the hell is Darrel Hammond? 😃 Who the hell is Alex Baldwin? ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2018, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3883 "2018-03-03T02:00:30Z")
> [@Locrian](#): > > Who the hell is Darrel Hammond? 😃 > [@Randolph](#): > > Who the hell is Alex Baldwin? How about [Reggie Hammond](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3s13jbmrn0)? ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2018, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3884 "2018-03-03T02:09:12Z")
> [@Merneith](#): > > @realDonaldTrump > > When a country (USA) is losing many billions of dollars on trade with virtually every country it does business with, trade wars are good, and easy to win. Example, when we are down $100 billion with a certain country and they get cute, don’t trade anymore-we win big. It’s easy! This reinforces a belief about Trump that I have had for some time. He views every interaction as a zero sum game. Every interaction in Trumps mind has a winner and a loser. But trade is the perfect example of a positive sum game. You give me something that I want and I give you something that you want, we both win. But not to Trump, if he hurts someone else its a win for him, even if he himself is hurt by it. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2018, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3885 "2018-03-03T02:20:43Z")
> [@](#): > > Who the hell is Alex Baldwin? > [@](#): > > Alex, it was also agony for those who were forced to watch. Someone’s forcing Trump to watch _Saturday Night Live?_. What savages. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2018, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3886 "2018-03-03T02:22:24Z")
Trump enjoys watching other people portray him, don’t be fooled, so he can see what he’d look like with standard sized hands. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2018, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3887 "2018-03-03T02:22:37Z")
> [@Buck\_Godot](#): > > This reinforces a belief about Trump that I have had for some time. He views every interaction as a zero sum game. Every interaction in Trumps mind has a winner and a loser. … This actually has come up in discussion before, but yes. Even a handshake. He has to WIN every freakin’ handshake. There is no such thing in thumpworld as a draw, a compromise, a happy medium, give and take, or even a win-win. He alone has to win, and because of that, someone has to lose. And it doesn’t matter who loses. He only plays for himself. There’s no “team thump” just thump alone. He has no loyalty to anyone and yet he expects absolute loyalty from his minions. And we’re seeing evidence of that every day, often more than once a day. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2018, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3888 "2018-03-03T16:13:08Z")
> [@running coach's link](#): > > In other instances, he abandoned steel altogether, instead choosing the far-less-expensive option of buying concrete from various companies, including some linked to the Luchese and Genovese crime families. Lotsa concrete overshoes? ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2018, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3889 "2018-03-05T22:17:26Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > This actually has come up in discussion before, but yes. Even a handshake. He has to WIN every freakin’ handshake. There is no such thing in thumpworld as a draw, a compromise, a happy medium, give and take, or even a win-win. He alone has to win, and because of that, someone has to lose. And it doesn’t matter who loses. He only plays for himself. There’s no “team thump” just thump alone. He has no loyalty to anyone and yet he expects absolute loyalty from his minions. And we’re seeing evidence of that every day, often more than once a day. I’ve been listening to the NPR podcasts of Enbedded. They have a whole series on Trumpy, Kushy, and Shitstain…I mean Bannon. It’s very informative. And it makes me shake my head so hard knowing that this is the fucking asshole that was elected. The more I know about him, the worse I like him (if that is even possible). ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3890 "2018-03-22T10:29:36Z")
He’s been relatively quiet on twitter recently, but he’s back, baby! Today’s early-morning bowel movement: > [@](#): > > **The President of the United States of America** tweeted: > > “Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe!” ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3891 "2018-03-22T11:05:55Z")
> [@Baron\_Greenback](#): > > He’s been relatively quiet on twitter recently, but he’s back, baby! Today’s early-morning bowel movement: I follow the a$$hole on Twitter just so I can see what nonsense he’s posting, and this was at the top of my feed this morning. Does anyone here know what he’s on about? ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3892 "2018-03-22T11:17:35Z")
Axios tweeted an explanation. Apparently Biden > [@Axios](#): > > …said Tuesday he’d “take Trump behind the gym and beat the hell out of him” if the two of them were in high school and Trump made the crude comments about women that were caught in the Access Hollywood video. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3893 "2018-03-22T11:20:20Z")
> [@Crotalus](#): > > I follow the a$$hole on Twitter just so I can see what nonsense he’s posting, and this was at the top of my feed this morning. Does anyone here know what he’s on about? > [@](#): > > Former Vice President Joe Biden said he would “beat the hell out of” President Donald Trump if they were in high school over his crude comments about women. > > “When a guy who ended up becoming our national leader said, ‘I can grab a woman anywhere and she likes it’ and then said, ‘I made a mistake,’” Biden said Tuesday of Trump, according to video of the remarks posted on Facebook by the University of Miami College Democrats. > > “They asked me would I like to debate this gentleman, and I said no. I said, ‘If we were in high school, I’d take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him,’” said Biden, getting laughter and applause from the crowd at the University of Miami. > **[Biden says he would ‘beat the hell’ out of Trump if in high school | CNN...](https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/21/politics/joe-biden-donald-trump/index.html)** > > Former Vice President Joe Biden said he would “beat the hell out of” President Donald Trump if they were in high school over his crude comments about women. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3894 "2018-03-22T11:27:48Z")
For a normal person, that would be a normal tweet. But considering the source, it’s spewingly brim full of irony. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3895 "2018-03-22T12:06:12Z")
Talk about a [fixation](http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/379684-trump-people-no-longer-saying-clinton-campaign-used-social-media)! > [@](#): > > President Trump in an early morning tweet said that people are no longer saying that Hillary Clinton’s campaign utilized social media better than his campaign did in 2016. > > “Remember when they were saying, during the campaign, that Donald Trump is giving great speeches and drawing big crowds, but he is spending much less money and not using social media as well as Crooked Hillary’s large and highly sophisticated staff,” the president said. > > “Well, not saying that anymore!” > … No, Donnie, they’re not saying that anymore. But they’re saying a whole lotta other shit, kwim? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2018, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3896 "2018-03-29T14:07:25Z")
The Orange Maroon is at it again: I have stated my concerns with Amazon long before the Election. Unlike others, they pay little or no taxes to state & local governments, use our Postal System as their Delivery Boy (causing tremendous loss to the U.S.), and are putting many thousands of retailers out of business! Trumpy really hates self made billionaires, particularly ones that own newspapers that write bad stuff about him. What a fucking crybaby! ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2018, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3897 "2018-03-29T14:16:51Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > The Orange Maroon is at it again: > > I have stated my concerns with Amazon long before the Election. Unlike others, they pay little or no taxes to state & local governments, use our Postal System as their Delivery Boy (causing tremendous loss to the U.S.), and are putting many thousands of retailers out of business! > > Trumpy really hates self made billionaires, particularly ones that own newspapers that write bad stuff about him. What a fucking crybaby! Does Amazon shipping really cause the USPS to lose money? The USPS is charging Amazon to ship packages, right? Wouldn’t the increase in demand due to online shopping be a good thing for the USPS? I know trying to make sense of Trump’s tweets is a fool’s errand, but does he have anything resembling a valid point here? ISTR the USPS being worried a decade or two ago when people stopped sending first class letters in favor of email. Now that everyone _wants_ USPS services, I would think that should be good news, unless the USPS is losing money on package shipping. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2018, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3898 "2018-03-29T14:20:52Z")
> [@Bayard](#): > > Does Amazon shipping really cause the USPS to lose money? The USPS is charging Amazon to ship packages, right? Wouldn’t the increase in demand due to online shopping be a good thing for the USPS? I know trying to make sense of Trump’s tweets is a fool’s errand, but does he have anything resembling a valid point here? ISTR the USPS being worried a decade or two ago when people stopped sending first class letters in favor of email. Now that everyone _wants_ USPS services, I would think that should be good news, unless the USPS is losing money on package shipping. Read all about it here: [Is Amazon really ripping off the US Postal Service? - Vox](https://www.vox.com/2017/12/29/16830128/amazon-trump-twitter-postal-service-feud) Main take-away: Trump is a moron. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2018, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3899 "2018-03-29T14:29:24Z")
> [@Bayard](#): > > Does Amazon shipping really cause the USPS to lose money? [Interesting article](https://www.vox.com/2017/12/29/16830128/amazon-trump-twitter-postal-service-feud) from the last time the twit tweeted it. ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2018, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/3900 "2018-03-29T14:39:32Z")
Breaking news! Stop the presses! > [@wguy123](#): > > Main take-away: Trump is a moron. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=194) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=196)