# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/381 "2017-01-06T14:48:42Z")

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> [@aldiboronti](#):
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> President Elect shares his thoughts on Twitter.

President Elect [shares his thoughts](http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/312976-trump-blasts-schwarzeneggers-new-celebrity-apprentice) about vitally important national issues:

[QUOTE=Oaf l’Orange]  
Wow, the ratings are in and Arnold Schwarzenegger got “swamped” (or destroyed) by comparison to the ratings machine, DJT. So much for…  
being a movie star-and that was season 1 compared to season 14. Now compare him to my season 1. But who cares, he supported Kasich & Hillary  
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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/382 "2017-01-06T15:04:29Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> President Elect [shares his thoughts](http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/312976-trump-blasts-schwarzeneggers-new-celebrity-apprentice) about vitally important national issues:

As an atheist, I’ve never said “Jesus” or “good God” as many times in my entire life as I have in the past six months.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/383 "2017-01-06T15:36:36Z")

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Trump [complains (again)](http://www.politico.com/story/2017/01/trump-border-wall-tweet-mexico-233265) that the media insists on reporting facts that originate in reality rather than the voices echoing through his empty skull:

[QUOTE=il Doofus]  
The dishonest media does not report that any money spent on building the Great Wall (for sake of speed), will be paid back by Mexico later!  
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**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/384 "2017-01-06T15:38:14Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> President Elect [shares his thoughts](http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/312976-trump-blasts-schwarzeneggers-new-celebrity-apprentice) about vitally important national issues:

I mean, jesus christ, thats the President of the United States of America! Its bizarre.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/385 "2017-01-06T15:46:59Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> President Elect [shares his thoughts](http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/312976-trump-blasts-schwarzeneggers-new-celebrity-apprentice) about vitally important national issues:

He is about to receive intelligence briefings today. If ever there was a time for serious thought, reflection and prep, it’s today. But no. This is what’s first and foremost on his tiny demented mind.

What an ignorant unrepentant orange douche bag. :smack:

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**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/386 "2017-01-06T15:47:10Z")

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> [@bucketybuck](#):
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> I mean, jesus christ, thats the President of the United States of America! Its bizarre.

Hey! He’s not the President for a little over two weeks! Call him by his correct title: President-_elect_.

Please, I’m begging you, let me have this last little bit of comfort before the real shit hits the fan.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/387 "2017-01-06T16:05:05Z")

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> [@Bayard](#):
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> Hey! He’s not the President for a little over two weeks! Call him by his correct title: President-_elect_.

Go one better and call him what he is: _minority_ president elect.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/388 "2017-01-06T17:57:58Z")

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> [@bucketybuck](#):
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> Liberal outrage? I’m not American and most definitely lean conservative on many issues, and I think your president is a goddamn moron who demeans your entire country by acting like a snotty child while he is supposed to be in a serious position. You should be embarrassed of him, if you are capable.

**aldiboronti** isn’t American either, he’s English. And I don’t think he’s stupid enough to actually mean what he said in his post. He just likes to troll liberals by defending even Trump’s most idiotic acts.

If he meant what he said, he’s a moron.

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**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/389 "2017-01-06T18:59:37Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> How do we know he isn’t doing that already?

We know because if Trump was sharing every single thought that ran through his brain there’s be a lot more tweets like “Ooo, I’d tap that!” and “mmmm! Boobies! maybe if I can over a little I can see all the way down her blouse!” or “Dammit, who ate all the peanuts? That was my bowl of peanuts!”.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/390 "2017-01-06T19:34:04Z")

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> [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](#):
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> “Dammit, who ate all the peanuts? That was my bowl of peanuts!”.

Surely you mean “strawberries”.

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**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/391 "2017-01-06T19:42:30Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> Surely you mean “strawberries”.

Are we going to start referring to Trump as “Old Goldstain”?

Stranger

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/392 "2017-01-06T20:21:17Z")

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“Old Orangestain” has more of a ring to it, methinks.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/393 "2017-01-06T20:53:41Z")

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[Fact-checking tool for Trump tweets.](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/12/16/now-you-can-fact-check-trumps-tweets-in-the-tweets-themselves)

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**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/394 "2017-01-06T20:55:51Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> [Fact-checking tool for Trump tweets.](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/12/16/now-you-can-fact-check-trumps-tweets-in-the-tweets-themselves)

That is brilliant.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/395 "2017-01-06T20:58:23Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> He is about to receive intelligence briefings today.

Did he even bother to go this time?

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/396 "2017-01-06T21:06:10Z")

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Don’t “they” go to him?

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**Author:** ![Trancephalic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trancephalic/32/380_2.png) [@Trancephalic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trancephalic)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/397 "2017-01-06T21:13:35Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> “Old Orangestain” has more of a ring to it, methinks.

I’m partial to “Caligula II”

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/398 "2017-01-06T21:23:59Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Don’t “they” go to him?

They did, but in a gesture of respect, they were not required to genuflect.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/399 "2017-01-06T22:28:32Z")

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> [@aldiboronti](#):
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> President Elect shares his thoughts on Twitter. Liberal outrage. Presidents shouldn’t be this open, they shouldn’t be telling the public what they think, or at least only on scripted TV chat shows. The public should not know these things.
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> At least Trump is honest about his feelings.

And that’s the _only_ thing Trump has been honest about since this debacle started.

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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2017, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/400 "2017-01-06T22:37:48Z")

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> [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](#):
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> Trump will do exactly what benefits Trump, period.

To be fair, he’s also looking out for Vlad.

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