# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 207
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4121 "2018-05-04T22:31:38Z")
> [@digs](#): > > That’s the schtick here, lately. > > > [@](#): > > > > Originally Posted by Wise Old Sensei > > Indeed, grasshoppah, “a thread of a thousand posts may be derailed with a single mark of punctuation”. Oh, well. Attention to detail is a good thing. And who among us has not been guilty, at one time or another, of pouncing on an error? ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4122 "2018-05-07T14:49:20Z")
Looks like the Dotard in Chief has had plenty of free time this morning to watch Fox & Fiends. It’s been an avalanche of idiotic tweets: We are up to nine so far. I wonder if he has any real work to do today or if this will continue? ---
**Author:** ![Anny\_Middon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc79bd/32.png) [@Anny\_Middon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anny_Middon)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4123 "2018-05-07T15:50:06Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > Looks like the Dotard in Chief has had plenty of free time this morning to watch Fox & Fiends. It’s been an avalanche of idiotic tweets: We are up to nine so far. I wonder if he has any real work to do today or if this will continue? Given that his tweets are “official statements” of POTUS, I think he’d consider making them to be real work. Which is to say, I’m not sure there’s any differentiation in his mind between meeting with a head of state and playing golf with a buddy – he considers anything he does to be the real work of the presidency. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4124 "2018-05-07T16:24:31Z")
I sincerely doubt the lazy fat bastard has ever done a day’s work in his worthless life. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4125 "2018-05-09T00:13:55Z")
Oh, geez, sometimes he just makes it too easy: > [@Donald Dotard](#): > > The Russia Witch Hunt is rapidly losing credibility. House Intelligence Committee found No Collusion, Coordination or anything else with Russia. So now the Probe says OK, what else is there? How about Obstruction for a made up, phony crime.There is no O, it’s called Fighting Back “There is no O”? Yeah, that’s what Stormy said… ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4126 "2018-05-09T00:42:02Z")
When a child keeps telling you out of the blue that “he didn’t do it, uh uh, nope. I didn’t do nothing”. It’s time to look in his closet. I’m not a parent, but I know that. Sheessss. What a fucking moron. ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4127 "2018-05-09T01:27:15Z")
When “fighting back” consists of firing the guy who’s prosecuting you, that’s pretty much the definition of Obstruction. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2018, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4128 "2018-05-10T12:32:30Z")
Waaaa! The media is all meanie poopieheads!! > [@Trumpelthinskin](#): > > The Fake News is working overtime. Just reported that, despite the tremendous success we are having with the economy & all things else, 91% of the Network News about me is negative (Fake). Why do we work so hard in working with the media when it is corrupt? Take away credentials? ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2018, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4129 "2018-05-10T13:04:41Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > Waaaa! The media is all meanie poopieheads!! Wait . . . so the fake news reports that 91% of news about Trump is negative, which is a lie? So in actuality most news about Trump is positive! But the media are corrupt and liars, so most of that positive news about Trump is false! Truly, he has a dizzying intellect. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2018, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4130 "2018-05-10T16:23:54Z")
> [@Eonwe](#): > > Wait . . . so the fake news reports that 91% of news about Trump is negative, which is a lie? So in actuality most news about Trump is positive! > > But the media are corrupt and liars, so most of that positive news about Trump is false! > > Truly, he has a dizzying intellect. I really wish he’d take the wine in front of Mueller. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2018, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4131 "2018-05-10T16:43:05Z")
> [@simster](#): > > I really wish he’d take the wine in front of Mueller. Won’t matter. Mueller has spent years building up a resistance to idiotcane powder. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2018, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4132 "2018-05-10T16:52:58Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Won’t matter. Mueller has spent years building up a resistance to idiotcane powder. He’s trying to trick Trump into giving something away - it’ll work. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4133 "2018-05-15T13:31:15Z")
Trumpelthinskin promises to get to the bottom of those nasty leaks! > [@il Doofus](#): > > The so-called leaks coming out of the White House are a massive over exaggeration put out by the Fake News Media in order to make us look as bad as possible. With that being said, leakers are traitors and cowards, and we will find out who they are! ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4134 "2018-05-15T13:38:13Z")
So: nothing to see here, all fake news, over exaggeration. But leakers will be drawn and quartered. Gotcha. (In all honesty, if I was running the White House and an aide made a crass and rude remark that got leaked to the media, I’d be annoyed by the remark and furious about the leak. But I’d be smart enough to present just the opposite to the world. This administration is Not Smart.) ---
**Author:** ![Anny\_Middon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc79bd/32.png) [@Anny\_Middon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anny_Middon)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4135 "2018-05-15T17:58:59Z")
> [@jsc1953](#): > > So: nothing to see here, all fake news, over exaggeration. But leakers will be drawn and quartered. Gotcha. > > (In all honesty, if I was running the White House and an aide made a crass and rude remark that got leaked to the media, I’d be annoyed by the remark and furious about the leak. But I’d be smart enough to present just the opposite to the world. This administration is Not Smart.) Why don’t they waterboard the WH staff? After all, according to Spanky and his gang, Enhanced Interrogation Techniques are effective, and waterboarding isn’t all that bad, right? ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4136 "2018-05-15T18:17:51Z")
And: “traitors and cowards”??! Seriously? Sharing office gossip isn’t even illegal, much less treason. ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4137 "2018-05-15T18:19:48Z")
What was on Fox “News” just before that tweet? It could be referring to almost anything. Hell, it could be an ouroboros tweet claiming that the claim that the Administration has so many scandals is, itself, fake news. BTW, how can something be both an illegal leak AND untrue? ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4138 "2018-05-15T21:29:14Z")
“…leakers are traitors and cowards, and we will find out who they are!..” Wait, I though these were top men, the bestest, drained from the swamp, whitest of the white. Now you’re telling me they are traitors \ **Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4139 "2018-05-15T21:44:14Z") > [@jsc1953](#): > > And: “traitors and cowards”??! Seriously? Sharing office gossip isn’t even illegal, much less treason. Oh, you thought he meant treason against _our country_. Loser Donald doesn’t care if you’re loyal to America. He only cares if you’re loyal to him. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2018, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4140 "2018-05-17T13:13:13Z")
> [@](#): > > ``` > Wow, word seems to be coming out that the Obama FBI “SPIED ON THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN WITH AN IMBEDDED INFORMANT.” Andrew McCarthy says, “There’s probably no doubt that they had at least one confidential informant in the campaign.” If so, this is bigger than Watergate! > — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 17, 2018 > > ``` But, Donald, YOU’RE already bigger than Watergate! You’re the biggest and the best at… um…at _what you do._ “Word seems to be coming out”?? Holy. Fuck. What an idiot. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=206) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=208)