# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 209
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2018, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4161 "2018-05-20T12:51:13Z")
> [@SaneBill](#): > > I really don’t know what to say, so I just give you a link: [Trump Misspells Melania’s Name In Welcome Home Tweet](https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/twitter-roars-over-trump-melanie-mistake_us_5b009a5be4b0463cdba2cc37) Probably his new mistress. Or her super-secret secret service codename. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2018, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4162 "2018-05-20T12:55:00Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > **Damn. I always call her Melanoma,** but it’s intentional. Meanwhile, Melanie is that fine, big girl in **Jackie Brown** / **Rum Punch**. Maybe _she’s_ the FBI mole. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2018, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4163 "2018-05-20T13:05:00Z")
> [@MaxTheVool](#): > > Well, if the FBI inserted a mole in the Trump campaign and fed their information to the Clinton campaign for political advantage, that would certainly be a scandal. That’s presumably what the Breitbart types are at least pretending they think happened, to obfuscate the truth. I don’t know how wise it is to fuel paranoia in a psychopath, but we’re going to find out. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2018, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4164 "2018-05-20T13:08:18Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Maybe _she’s_ the FBI mole. You spelled SVR wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2018, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4165 "2018-05-20T14:02:55Z")
I hate to sound like I’m defending this guy, but is it possible that “Melanie” is his pet name for her? ---
**Author:** ![SingleMalt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/singlemalt/32/3961_2.png) [@SingleMalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleMalt)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2018, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4166 "2018-05-20T14:28:28Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > I hate to sound like I’m defending this guy, but is it possible that “Melanie” is his pet name for her? My guess is that it was a spell-check error; “Melania” got corrected to “Melanie” and wasn’t noticed. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2018, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4167 "2018-05-20T14:40:57Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > I hate to sound like I’m defending this guy, but is it possible that “Melanie” is his pet name for her? That was my first thought. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2018, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4168 "2018-05-20T14:45:21Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > I hate to sound like I’m defending this guy, but is it possible that “Melanie” is his pet name for her? Look at the picture in the link. Can you honestly believe he has a “pet name” for her, or her for him? ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2018, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4169 "2018-05-20T14:53:36Z")
> [@SingleMalt](#): > > My guess is that it was a spell-check error; “Melania” got corrected to “Melanie” and wasn’t noticed. Except that if you type a Proper Noun often enough on your phone (which is what he seems to do), spell-check usually automatically defaults to the version with the most frequent occurrence. So that means he’s not used to typing his own wife’s name very often (including his personal life, which his phone would remember too). ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2018, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4170 "2018-05-20T15:02:17Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > With every passing day I become more convinced than ever that Rudy Giuliani is criminally insane. If the FBI plants an informant in your organization, it is because it is a criminal enterprise. Dumb Donald and his batshit fan posse may see it as proof of the deep state conspiracy against him, but anyone not requiring anti-psychotic meds isn’t going to see it that way. I’m not disagreeing with the idea that Giuliani is insane. But I don’t agree with the idea that if the FBI investigates an organization it must be a criminal organization. The FBI has an unfortunate history of investigating legitimate organizations, like the civil rights movement, because of their politics in hopes that it could find some crimes to charge them with. I want to emphasize that I don’t think that’s the case here. If the FBI was investigating the Trump campaign it’s because there was evidence if was taking illegal foreign assistance. And let’s not forget the reality here: Comey went public with the FBI investigation of the Clinton campaign two weeks before Election Day while maintaining confidentiality about the FBI investigation of the Trump campaign. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2018, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4171 "2018-05-20T15:24:00Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Look at the picture in the link. Can you honestly believe he has a “pet name” for her, or her for him? Yes. But I think it’s way too much to expect of spell checking software to know to substitute, “Hateful bitch” & “Disgusting swine”, for Melanie and Asshole, respectively. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2018, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4172 "2018-05-20T15:46:18Z")
Maybe he was trying to type Мелания but his phone’s spell check went with “Melanie”. I should be asleep now, but can’t sleep. So, I decided, “What the hey.” I just looked at a Russian keyboard layout: [ul][li]“Мелания” maps to “Vtkfybz” on the US English QWERTY keyboard.[/ul][/li] Maybe I should see what “Melania” maps to on the Russian board. [ul][li]“Ьудфтшф”[/ul][/li] Nope, that’s no better. Maybe it’s simply that Occupy White House, the ignoramus, is so self-absorbed, he just can’t be bothered to know that much about someone who should be the most important person in his life. ---
**Author:** ![SaneBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SaneBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaneBill)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2018, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4173 "2018-05-20T16:22:16Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > I hate to sound like I’m defending this guy, but is it possible that “Melanie” is his pet name for her? That’s not how trump composed nicknames. He’d say: Angry Melania, Bitter Melania, Gloomy Melania or something alike. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2018, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4174 "2018-05-20T16:23:28Z")
Frigid Melania, but he’s not bitter or anything. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2018, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4175 "2018-05-20T17:07:43Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Maybe he was trying to type Мелания but his phone’s spell check went with “Melanie”. > > I should be asleep now, but can’t sleep. So, I decided, “What the hey.” I just looked at a Russian keyboard layout: > [ul][li]“Мелания” maps to “Vtkfybz” on the US English QWERTY keyboard.[/ul][/li] > Maybe I should see what “Melania” maps to on the Russian board. > [ul][li]“Ьудфтшф”[/ul][/li] > Nope, that’s no better. Maybe it’s simply that Occupy White House, the ignoramus, is so self-absorbed, he just can’t be bothered to know that much about someone who should be the most important person in his life. At best, _second_ most important. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2018, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4176 "2018-05-20T18:25:04Z")
Trumpelthinskin [engages the Feces-Fling-o-Matic with built-in bump stock](https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/20/politics/donald-trump-sunday-tweets/index.html): > [@Donnie's Diatribe](#): > > Things are really getting ridiculous. The Failing and Crooked (but not as Crooked as Hillary Clinton) @nytimes has done a long & boring story indicating that the World’s most expensive Witch Hunt has found nothing on Russia & me so now they are looking at the rest of the World! _Untruth/Exaggeration Count: 1_ (slow start, but he’s just getting rolling) > [@Donnie's Diatribe](#): > > …At what point does this soon to be $20,000,000 Witch Hunt, composed of 13 Angry and Heavily Conflicted Democrats and two people who have worked for Obama for 8 years, STOP! They have found no Collussion with Russia, No Obstruction, but they aren’t looking at the corruption… _Untruth/Exaggeration Count: 4_ > [@Donnie's Diatribe](#): > > …In the Hillary Clinton Campaign where she deleted 33,000 Emails, got $145,000,000 while Secretary of State, paid McCabes wife $700,000 (and got off the FBI hook along with Terry M) and so much more. Republicans and real Americans should start getting tough on this Scam. _Untruth/Exaggeration Count: 2_ > [@Donnie's Diatribe](#): > > Now that the Witch Hunt has given up on Russia and is looking at the rest of the World, they should easily be able to take it into the Mid-Term Elections where they can put some hurt on the Republican Party. Don’t worry about Dems FISA Abuse, missing Emails or Fraudulent Dossier! _Untruth/Exaggeration Count: 3 (at least)_ > [@Donnie's Diatribe](#): > > What ever happened to the Server, at the center of so much Corruption, that the Democratic National Committee REFUSED to hand over to the hard charging (except in the case of Democrats) FBI? They broke into homes & offices early in the morning, but were afraid to take the Server? _Untruth/Exaggeration Count: 1_ (guess he’s finally getting plumb tuckered out…) ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2018, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4177 "2018-05-20T18:26:26Z")
“I hereby demand, and will do so officially tomorrow, that the Department of Justice look into whether or not the FBI/DOJ infiltrated or surveilled the Trump Campaign for Political Purposes - and if any such demands or requests were made by people within the Obama Administration!” > It never ceases to amaze me that this guy never seems to realize that he’s the boss of the DOJ and can just do things with them, but at the same time, thinks he can do all sorts of things that Presidents don’t have to power to do (like ordering the USPS to double rates for Amazon). ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2018, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4178 "2018-05-20T19:13:44Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > “I hereby demand, and will do so officially tomorrow, that the Department of Justice look into whether or not the FBI/DOJ infiltrated or surveilled the Trump Campaign for Political Purposes - and if any such demands or requests were made by people within the Obama Administration!” > [x.com](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/998256454590193665) > > It never ceases to amaze me that this guy never seems to realize that he’s the boss of the DOJ and can just do things with them, but at the same time, thinks he can do all sorts of things that Presidents don’t have to power to do (like ordering the USPS to double rates for Amazon). The investigation could take a day, at most. One page, one paragraph: “We looked, and found evidence that the investigation into the Trump campaign’s links to Russia were politically motivated or ordered by the Obama Administration. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.” ---
**Author:** ![Ionizer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/5daacb/32.png) [@Ionizer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ionizer)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2018, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4179 "2018-05-20T19:13:59Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > “I hereby demand, and will do so officially tomorrow, that the Department of Justice look into whether or not the FBI/DOJ infiltrated or surveilled the Trump Campaign for Political Purposes - and if any such demands or requests were made by people within the Obama Administration!” > [x.com](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/998256454590193665) > > It never ceases to amaze me that this guy never seems to realize that he’s the boss of the DOJ and can just do things with them, but at the same time, thinks he can do all sorts of things that Presidents don’t have to power to do (like ordering the USPS to double rates for Amazon). I bet Trump did not type that out. No way could he “surveilled” as by himself. And I can just picture Giuliani looking over his shoulder dictating to him (wrongly of course. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2018, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4180 "2018-05-20T21:07:21Z")
> [@Ionizer](#): > > I bet Trump did not type that out. No way could he “surveilled” as by himself. The real giveaway is that [he spelled “hereby”](http://theweek.com/speedreads/683864/took-donald-trump-three-tries-spell-hereby-correctly-twitter) correctly the first time. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=208) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=210)