# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 221
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4401 "2018-07-04T14:44:47Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > Silly Dotard, editing your tweets just makes you look sillier if people already captured the original version: He didn’t write shit. He hired an ghost writer and then didn’t pay him. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4402 "2018-07-04T14:47:32Z")
> [@Railer13](#): > > I don’t know if this has been posted somewhere else; if so, I apologize. I don’t know where else to put this. > > You may have heard that Alex Jones, via Twitter, told the world that the left is starting the second civil war on July 4. > > If you have a Twitter account, you need to search for #secondcivilwarletters. You will not be disappointed. Alex Jones is here in Los Angeles, isn’t he? If he gets a war going, I’ll be looking for him FIRST. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4403 "2018-07-04T14:48:34Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > My dearest Tiffani, > > It is only now, in the brief respites before battle, that I can steal a few scant moments to put fingers to keyboard to communicate the deep, abiding emptiness that your absence causes me. I hear of our armies’ great victories at Branson, at EPCOT, at Mall of America; but the 7th Facebook Volunteers are mired in stalemate. It is only the thought of returning to your warm embrace, and your naked selfies on my phone, that sustain me in these dark times… This is why we need a **LIKE** button. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4404 "2018-07-04T14:53:33Z")
> [@Banquet\_Bear](#): > > …my favourite so far: > > [x.com](https://twitter.com/youjustgotdaved/status/1014279145210241026) “I was gravely memed … womp womp” 😃😃😃 ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4405 "2018-07-04T15:11:23Z")
> [@Railer13](#): > > I don’t know if this has been posted somewhere else; if so, I apologize. I don’t know where else to put this. > > You may have heard that Alex Jones, via Twitter, told the world that the left is starting the second civil war on July 4. > > If you have a Twitter account, you need to search for #secondcivilwarletters. You will not be disappointed. > [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > My dearest Tiffani, > > It is only now, in the brief respites before battle, that I can steal a few scant moments to put fingers to keyboard to communicate the deep, abiding emptiness that your absence causes me. I hear of our armies’ great victories at Branson, at EPCOT, at Mall of America; but the 7th Facebook Volunteers are mired in stalemate. It is only the thought of returning to your warm embrace, and your naked selfies on my phone, that sustain me in these dark times… [The Alex Jones Prison Planet - Super Heavy Galactic Stuff](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvJEOxWpTfw)\* > [@SteveG1](#): > > Alex Jones is here in Los Angeles, isn’t he? > > If he gets a war going, I’ll be looking for him FIRST. \*[The Alex Jones Prison Planet](https://thealexjonesprisonplanet.bandcamp.com) is a tech death metal band that uses samples from Alex Jones’ Info Wars radio and TV shows as lyrics. The whole thing comes across like an updated version of Bongwater or Butthole Surfers or King Missile: absolutely insane stream of consciousness lyrics delivered with total sincerity over a musical background that is best described as scripted chaos. I spent $1 on each of their releases and I’m very happy with my purchase. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4406 "2018-07-05T00:25:44Z")
I don’t understand this one: [The OPEC Monopoly must remember that gas prices are up & they are doing little to help](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1014611307427966976) Why would OPEC care if gas prices are up in the US? ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4407 "2018-07-05T00:32:20Z")
> [@Slash1972](#): > > I don’t understand this one: [The OPEC Monopoly must remember that gas prices are up & they are doing little to help](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1014611307427966976) > > Why would OPEC care if gas prices are up in the US? Because gas prices were low during the Obama years and now that we are in the Shit Gibbon years they are going up and why aren’t you just trying to Make America Great Again? What don’t you understand? 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4408 "2018-07-05T01:02:01Z")
> [@Slash1972](#): > > I don’t understand this one: [The OPEC Monopoly must remember that gas prices are up & they are doing little to help](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1014611307427966976) > > Why would OPEC care if gas prices are up in the US? I don’t know what he’s going on about either. They don’t teach how markets work at Wharton? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4409 "2018-07-05T01:16:18Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > I don’t know what he’s going on about either. They don’t teach how markets work at Wharton? He didn’t listen when his substitute student tried to explain it to him. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4410 "2018-07-05T01:17:48Z")
> [@Slash1972](#): > > I don’t understand this one: [The OPEC Monopoly must remember that gas prices are up & they are doing little to help](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1014611307427966976) > > Why would OPEC care if gas prices are up in the US? > [@El\_Kabong](#): > > I don’t know what he’s going on about either. They don’t teach how markets work at Wharton? Maybe the guy he paid to sit in for him in class was sick that day… ETA: Dammit, **running coach** , don’t you have some runners you’re supposed to be coaching right now? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4411 "2018-07-05T01:18:11Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > Alex Jones is here in Los Angeles, isn’t he? > > If he gets a war going, I’ll be looking for him FIRST. Hey, now that it’s getting on towards dusk, there are flashes of light and explosions going off all over the place. Is the civil war on, then? ---
**Author:** ![CurtC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce73a5/32.png) [@CurtC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CurtC)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4412 "2018-07-05T04:12:30Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > Alex Jones is here in Los Angeles, isn’t he? Austin. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4413 "2018-07-05T04:16:23Z")
AJ’s been on vacation in LA recently, though. > **[Alex Jones failed at ambushing Bernie Sanders at an airport - Jewish...](https://www.jta.org/2018/06/05/politics/alex-jones-failed-ambushing-bernie-sanders-airport)** > > The conspiracy theorist called Sanders "evil" and chased him around the terminal. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4414 "2018-07-05T04:49:54Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > I don’t know what he’s going on about either. They don’t teach how markets work at Wharton? In his mind, the way markets work is “Everyone loves Donald Trump’s and will do anything he says to please him, and if they don’t it’s because they’re haters and losers who are jealous of how rich and smart he is”. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4415 "2018-07-05T10:40:15Z")
> [@D\_Odds](#): > > Because gas prices were low during the Obama years and now that we are in the Shit Gibbon years they are going up and why aren’t you just trying to Make America Great Again? What don’t you understand? 🆒 Tweety Amin in 2012: > [@](#): > > Gas prices are at crazy levels–fire Obama! We need to end this affirmative action for incompetent, silver-spoon raised kleptocrats. Everything the previous president said or did mattered. A lot. This one? A free pass on everything. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4416 "2018-07-05T14:24:13Z")
Old Man Trump just told immigrants to get off of his lawn. > > [@](#): > > Tell the people “OUT,” and they must leave, just as they would if they were standing on your front lawn. Hiring thousands of “judges” does not work and is not acceptable - only Country in the World that does this! ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4417 "2018-07-05T15:01:59Z")
Only country that communicates in sentence fragments! Off lawn! MAGA! ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4418 "2018-07-05T15:55:35Z")
It really makes you wonder why his hatred is so fixated on people from Latin America. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if it’s finally revealed that Melania had an affair with a Latino. Personal spite seems to be Cheeto’s primary motivator after greed. Has Trump ever mentioned the more than 1 million Asians and 600,000 Europeans who are in the country illegally? It’s always Mexicans, Mexicans, Mexicans. Or MS-13, MS-13, MS-13. I suppose the fact that he’s a racist scumbag might be the only reason. ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4419 "2018-07-05T16:17:05Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > It really makes you wonder why his hatred is so fixated on people from Latin America. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if it’s finally revealed that Melania had an affair with a Latino. Personal spite seems to be Cheeto’s primary motivator after greed. > > Has Trump ever mentioned the more than 1 million Asians and 600,000 Europeans who are in the country illegally? It’s always Mexicans, Mexicans, Mexicans. Or MS-13, MS-13, MS-13. I suppose the fact that he’s a racist scumbag might be the only reason. Bullies look for people they think they can victimize. Migrants are vulnerable, and he knows his base is anti-immigrant, so he has supporters to feed his ego. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4420 "2018-07-05T16:45:30Z")
Only Country that does what? 😕 Man, we used to make fun of our Presidents who didn’t speak a second language; could you guys next time try to pick one who speakee English?.. … … maybe that’s his problem. Most Latino immigrants speak better English after a year or two. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=220) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=222)