# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 222
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4421 "2018-07-05T17:35:40Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > It really makes you wonder why his hatred is so fixated on people from Latin America. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if it’s finally revealed that Melania had an affair with a Latino. Personal spite seems to be Cheeto’s primary motivator after greed. My guess: a Latin American Miss Universe contestant once laughed at his micropenis. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4422 "2018-07-05T17:39:47Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > My guess: a Latin American Miss Universe contestant once laughed at his micropenis. Once? ---
**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4423 "2018-07-05T17:48:17Z")
My guess is that [this](https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/andres-oppenheimer/article73214132.html) also has something to do with his Mexico problem. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4424 "2018-07-05T17:51:53Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > It really makes you wonder why his hatred is so fixated on people from Latin America. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if it’s finally revealed that Melania had an affair with a Latino. Personal spite seems to be Cheeto’s primary motivator after greed. > > Has Trump ever mentioned the more than 1 million Asians and 600,000 Europeans who are in the country illegally? It’s always Mexicans, Mexicans, Mexicans. Or MS-13, MS-13, MS-13. I suppose the fact that he’s a racist scumbag might be the only reason. He’s a racist piece of shit and so are his supporters. No other reason needed. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4425 "2018-07-05T19:24:41Z")
> [@psychobunny](#): > > My guess is that [this](https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/news-columns-blogs/andres-oppenheimer/article73214132.html) also has something to do with his Mexico problem. Not to mention [Vicente Fox](https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&tbm=vid&ei=O3A-W8CDI-Sf_QbxmpLQBA&q=vicente+fox+trump&oq=vicente+fox+trump&gs_l=psy-ab.3..0l6.20862.22135.0.22681.10.9.1.0.0.0.205.910.7j1j1.9.0....0...1c.1.64.psy-ab..2.8.725...0i7i30k1j0i8i7i30k1j0i13k1.0.rAGhCxWtKCI). ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4426 "2018-07-05T19:37:07Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > I don’t know what he’s going on about either. They don’t teach how markets work at Wharton? They probably do, but according to at least ONE professor, Trump was the stupidest son of a bitch he ever tried to teach. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4427 "2018-07-05T19:39:10Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Hey, now that it’s getting on towards dusk, there are flashes of light and explosions going off all over the place. Is the civil war on, then? I will join my friends in the Libtard Liberation Front, and defend our local Starbucks to the last drop of cappuccino against the hated Red Hat invaders. Womp Womp. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4428 "2018-07-05T19:40:13Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > AJ’s been on vacation in LA recently, though. > > [https://www.jta.org/2018/06/05/news-opinion/alex-jones-failed-ambushing-bernie-sanders-airport](https://www.jta.org/2018/06/05/news-opinion/alex-jones-failed-ambushing-bernie-sanders-airport) My spies are everywhere muah ha ha haaaaaa ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4429 "2018-07-06T01:00:53Z")
> [@](#): > > “A vote for Democrats in November is a vote to let MS-13 run wild in our communities, to let drugs pour into our cities, and to take jobs and benefits away from hardworking Americans. Democrats want anarchy, amnesty and chaos - Republicans want LAW, ORDER and JUSTICE!” It wasn’t so funny in the original German. > ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4430 "2018-07-06T01:56:25Z")
So, MS13 Deals drugs Commit crimes While working FT jobs … which earn benefits. 1. Must be one helluva LinkedIn profile 2. Uh… is MS13 hiring? ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4431 "2018-07-07T22:43:44Z")
Trump calls on Twitter to ban the New York Times and Washington Post for tweeting fake news. > **[Trump calls on Twitter to boot NY Times and Washington Post since they are...](https://www.rawstory.com/2018/07/trump-calls-twitter-boot-ny-times-washington-post-since-banning-fake-accounts/)** > > President Donald Trump on Saturday again lashed out at his enemies in the media in a Twitter rant where he urged the company to delete the accounts of The New York Times and Washington Post."Twitter is getting rid of fake accounts at a record pace.... ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2018, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4432 "2018-07-07T22:49:55Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Trump calls on Twitter to ban the New York Times and Washington Post for tweeting fake news. > [Trump calls on Twitter to boot NY Times and Washington Post since they are banning 'fake accounts' - Raw Story](https://www.rawstory.com/2018/07/trump-calls-twitter-boot-ny-times-washington-post-since-banning-fake-accounts/) I wasn’t aware that they were tweeting items about him being effective and honest. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4433 "2018-07-08T00:17:56Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Trump calls on Twitter to ban the New York Times and Washington Post for tweeting fake news. > [Trump calls on Twitter to boot NY Times and Washington Post since they are banning 'fake accounts' - Raw Story](https://www.rawstory.com/2018/07/trump-calls-twitter-boot-ny-times-washington-post-since-banning-fake-accounts/) Geez Louise. :rolleyes: If the man actually DOES go off the deep end, will we even be able to tell? ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4434 "2018-07-08T00:29:37Z")
Here’s one with all his greatest hits in one tweet: > [@](#): > > “The Rigged Witch Hunt, originally headed by FBI lover boy Peter S (for one year) & now, 13 Angry Democrats, should look into the missing DNC Server, Crooked Hillary’s illegally deleted Emails, the Pakistani Fraudster, Uranium One, Podesta & so much more. It’s a Democrat Con Job!” > ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4435 "2018-07-08T00:32:20Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > Here’s one with all his greatest hits in one tweet: > > > [@](#): > > > > “The Rigged Witch Hunt, originally headed by FBI lover boy Peter S (for one year) & now, 13 Angry Democrats, should look into the missing DNC Server, Crooked Hillary’s illegally deleted Emails, the Pakistani Fraudster, Uranium One, Podesta & so much more. It’s a Democrat Con Job!” > > [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1015723140364865536?s=19](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1015723140364865536?s=19) Hey! How did he leave Obama out of that one?? ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4436 "2018-07-08T00:35:29Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Hey! How did he leave Obama out of that one?? It’s right at the 280-character limit. Poor Obama, apparently, has been demoted in the list of Trump Bugaboos. (George Soros never even had a chance.) ---
**Author:** ![Kelby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a587f6/32.png) [@Kelby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kelby)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4437 "2018-07-08T00:39:16Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Geez Louise. :rolleyes: > > If the man actually DOES go off the deep end, will we even be able to tell? The fact that you even have to ask the question reveals how far we’ve gone to normalize the shit-show we’ve already endured. Unfit. Incompetent. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4438 "2018-07-08T01:15:33Z")
Trump went off the deep end years ago. Drowned, and became brain dead. No one noticed any difference. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4439 "2018-07-08T01:39:36Z")
> [@Kelby](#): > > The fact that you even have to ask the question reveals how far we’ve gone to normalize the shit-show we’ve already endured. > > Unfit. Incompetent. Sadly, you are absolutely right. > [@enipla](#): > > Trump went off the deep end years ago. Drowned, and became brain dead. No one noticed any difference. Actually, I remember some articles that came out last year where people noted the deterioration of his vocabulary, sentence structure, etc., as compared with his speech in years past. Here’s an excerpt from one in May 2017: (My bold.) > [@](#): > > It was the kind of utterance that makes professional transcribers question their career choice: > > “… there is no collusion between certainly myself and my campaign, but I can always speak for myself — and the Russians, zero.” > > When President Trump offered that response to a question at a press conference last week, it was the latest example of his tortured syntax, mid-thought changes of subject, and apparent trouble formulating complete sentences, let alone a coherent paragraph, in unscripted speech. > > He was not always so linguistically challenged. > > STAT reviewed decades of Trump’s on-air interviews and compared them to Q&A sessions since his inauguration. The differences are striking and unmistakable. > > Research has shown that changes in speaking style can result from cognitive decline. STAT therefore asked experts in neurolinguistics and cognitive assessment, as well as psychologists and psychiatrists, to compare Trump’s speech from decades ago to that in 2017; they all agreed there had been a deterioration, and some said it could reflect changes in the health of Trump’s brain. > > \*\*In interviews Trump gave in the 1980s and 1990s (with Tom Brokaw, David Letterman, Oprah Winfrey, Charlie Rose, and others), he spoke articulately, used sophisticated vocabulary, inserted dependent clauses into his sentences without losing his train of thought, and strung together sentences into a polished paragraph, which — and this is no mean feat — would have scanned just fine in print. This was so even when reporters asked tough questions about, for instance, his divorce, his brush with bankruptcy, and why he doesn’t build housing for working-class Americans. > > Trump fluently peppered his answers with words and phrases such as “subsided,” “inclination,” “discredited,” “sparring session,” and “a certain innate intelligence.” He tossed off well-turned sentences such as, “It could have been a contentious route,” and, “These are the only casinos in the United States that are so rated.” He even offered thoughtful, articulate aphorisms: “If you get into what’s missing, you don’t appreciate what you have,” and, “Adversity is a very funny thing.”\*\* > > Now, Trump’s vocabulary is simpler. He repeats himself over and over, and lurches from one subject to an unrelated one, as in this answer during an interview with the Associated Press last month: > > “People want the border wall. My base definitely wants the border wall, my base really wants it — you’ve been to many of the rallies. OK, the thing they want more than anything is the wall. My base, which is a big base; I think my base is 45 percent. You know, it’s funny. The Democrats, they have a big advantage in the Electoral College. Big, big, big advantage. … The Electoral College is very difficult for a Republican to win, and I will tell you, the people want to see it. They want to see the wall.” > … > [Cite](https://www.statnews.com/2017/05/23/donald-trump-speaking-style-interviews/) ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4440 "2018-07-08T02:15:18Z")
Heck ThelmaLou, that Trump… verbal maze, is nothing compared to this…this… Oh hell, I don’t know. Somebody let a heard of cats lose in a yarn store. > [@Donald J Trump](#): > > I have broken more Elton John records, he seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don’t have a musical instrument. I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No we’ve broken a lot of records. We’ve broken virtually every record. > Because you know, look, I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports, they need a lot of room. We don’t need it. We have people in that space. So we break all of these records.Really we do it without like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical: the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right? The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important. If someone spoke like that at where I work, we would probably call 911. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=221) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=223)