# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 236
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2018, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4701 "2018-08-13T16:14:38Z")
> [@Slash1972](#): > > Clearly a liberal plot to deprive the conservative Californians of water. Obummer and Hitlery did it. They sent in the blue helmets and the black helicopters of the deep state shadow gubmint to set the fires. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2018, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4702 "2018-08-13T16:17:43Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I have visions of the world as a barren wasteland by the time we get through this. I can play guitar. Just clamp a flamethrower to it, put me on a truck, and I’m all set 😃 ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2018, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4703 "2018-08-13T16:20:00Z")
> [@Ambrosio\_Spinola](#): > > Oh boy, we knew we were going to get some good Omarosa tweets: > > So, by his own admission, the President of the United States hires stupid, lazy sycophants for top positions in his government. Lovely. > > As it turns out, though, Omarosa _was_ smart enough to get a recording where [Trump claims ignorance that she had even been fired and blames the whole thing on John Kelly](https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/omarosa-releases-taped-conversation-trump-fired-1.4782959). So by his own admission on the tape he has no idea what’s going on in his own White House and lets his staff boss him around. > > Probably some or all of both narratives are entirely lies and reality show TV storylines. It would be funnier if we didn’t all have to live in here with them. Remember, folks: only the best people. ---
**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2018, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4704 "2018-08-13T16:34:50Z")
[“Wacky Omarosa already has a fully signed Non-Disclosure Agreement!”](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1029038164248338432) [“While non-disclosure agreements are commonplace and common practice for previous administrations, I can say that the report that staff were required or asked to sign $10 million in nondisclosure agreements is not true. But past that, I can’t get into the security and, obviously, I can’t get into that any further.”](https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/21/politics/donald-trump-white-house-nondisclosure-agreements/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4705 "2018-08-14T11:26:37Z")
Notice how, once again, the African American subject of his twitter sketches is “not smart” or “low IQ”. Trump repeatedly implying that blacks are not smart is becoming a really disturbing pattern of behavior for a sitting president. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4706 "2018-08-14T11:59:47Z")
Hell, he just called her a dog. “When you give a crazed, crying lowlife a break, and give her a job at the White House, I guess it just didn’t work out. Good work by General Kelly for quickly firing that dog!” ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4707 "2018-08-14T12:42:13Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Hell, he just called her a dog. > > “When you give a crazed, crying lowlife a break, and give her a job at the White House, I guess it just didn’t work out. Good work by General Kelly for quickly firing that dog!” Mr. Trump, if we take your statement as factual, (I know, but work with me here) why are you recklessly granting staff positions at the White House to “crazed, crying lowlifes”? ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4708 "2018-08-14T13:03:15Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > why are you recklessly granting staff positions at the White House to “crazed, crying lowlifes”? Like attracts like. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4709 "2018-08-14T13:16:07Z")
Only the best “crazed, crying lowlifes”. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4710 "2018-08-14T13:22:08Z")
Only the best dogs, too. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4711 "2018-08-14T13:41:44Z")
He is on a complete tweet freakout this morning. I think Omarosa knows how to push his Cheetos colored buttons. SAD!!! ---
**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4712 "2018-08-14T14:18:04Z")
Is this finally the end scene of Goodfellas? ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4713 "2018-08-14T14:59:53Z")
The President of the United States felt the need to call a woman a “dog”. This guy isn’t fit to be a greeter at Walmart, let alone POTUS. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4714 "2018-08-14T15:14:23Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > The President of the United States felt the need to call a woman a “dog”. This guy isn’t fit to be a greeter at Walmart, let alone POTUS. Congressional Republicans and Republicans across the land support him because he so splendidly demonstrates Republican values. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4715 "2018-08-14T19:32:02Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Mr. Trump, if we take your statement as factual, (I know, but work with me here) why are you recklessly granting staff positions at the White House to “crazed, crying lowlifes”? He already said that it was because she said nice things about him. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4716 "2018-08-14T19:34:27Z")
Sarah Huckabee Sanders just said on TV that she couldn’t guarantee there was no tape of Trump using racial slurs. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4717 "2018-08-14T19:52:31Z")
Apropos of Trump’s Twitter butt-hurtedness, I think it’s going to get butt-hurtier soon. As I noted on Twitter – Fuckin’ Strzok is off the leash. No more fucks to give as it applies to FBI protocol and Twitter, he’s going up one side of Trump and down the other. His very latest: “My legal team has advised me to sue the Government for wrongful termination & harassment and defamation of character by President Donald Trump … a lengthy investigation failed to provide a shred of evidence that my personal views ever affected the Russian probe.” ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4718 "2018-08-14T19:57:06Z")
Oh shit. Looks like a parody account. I had such high hopes. ---
**Author:** ![Ambrosio\_Spinola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de0a6/32.png) [@Ambrosio\_Spinola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambrosio_Spinola)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4719 "2018-08-14T20:07:07Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > Sarah Huckabee Sanders just said on TV that she couldn’t guarantee there was no tape of Trump using racial slurs. Why doesn’t she just give the guarantee? I mean, it’s probably a lie, but maybe the tape won’t come out and prove her wrong. If it does, then they’ve already established themselves as a bunch of shameless liars even beforehand, it’s not like there’s any credibility left to lose. All this does is tacitly admit that such a tape exists. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4720 "2018-08-14T20:11:43Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > Sarah Huckabee Sanders just said on TV that she couldn’t guarantee there was no tape of Trump using racial slurs. [Those tweets are not racism! They’re calling out a lack of integrity! Yeah, that’s the ticket!](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/sarah-sanders-says-trumps-dog-attack-is-not-race-1134743) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=235) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=237)