# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4721 "2018-08-14T20:28:45Z")

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4722 "2018-08-14T20:35:14Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> Oh shit. Looks like a parody account. I had such high hopes.

This is the real account. He just joined Twitter and has two posts.  
[https://twitter.com/petestrzok](https://twitter.com/petestrzok)

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4723 "2018-08-14T20:45:22Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> [Those tweets are not racism! They’re calling out a lack of integrity! Yeah, that’s the ticket!](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/sarah-sanders-says-trumps-dog-attack-is-not-race-1134743)

The picture on the right at that link makes me laugh. I mean, I’ve seen dogs make that very face.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4724 "2018-08-14T20:51:44Z")

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I’m just going to go ahead and believe that the parody account is his, They’ll Never Guess This Is Really Me jam.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4725 "2018-08-14T21:27:22Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> Only the best dogs, too.

Nah, [Trump doesn’t do pets](https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/national-govt--politics/donald-trump-only-modern-president-without-pets-the-white-house/aclujpJBvZLOAqwgP9IcTL/), never has.

Ivanka Trump had a poodle while married to Himself. Dog and Trump, she has said, disliked each other.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4726 "2018-08-14T21:31:02Z")

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> [@Ambrosio\_Spinola](#):
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> Why doesn’t she just give the guarantee? I mean, it’s probably a lie, but maybe the tape won’t come out and prove her wrong. If it does, then they’ve already established themselves as a bunch of shameless liars even beforehand, it’s not like there’s any credibility left to lose. All this does is tacitly admit that such a tape exists.

Trump can’t afford to alienate his base by denying he’s a racist.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4727 "2018-08-14T21:53:25Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> Mr. Trump, if we take your statement as factual, (I know, but work with me here) why are you recklessly granting staff positions at the White House to “crazed, crying lowlifes”?

It’s not like Trump can claim these people are holdovers from the Obama administration. Trump picked people like Steve Bannon, Ben Carson, H.R. McMaster, Reince Priebus, Scott Pruitt, Anthony Scarmucchi, Jeff Sessions, Sean Spicer, Rex Tillerson, Ryan Zinke, and Omarosa Manigault.

What does this say about Trump’s supposed claims to be a talented administrator and great judge of character?

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4728 "2018-08-14T22:07:24Z")

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> [@Biffster](#):
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> [https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180814/66d5d04d5bf22cd2161b67e2241b06ee.jpg](https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180814/66d5d04d5bf22cd2161b67e2241b06ee.jpg)

This is good. If had a Facebook account, I would totally share it. But alas, I am only able to comment here, and I say it’s good.

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**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4729 "2018-08-14T22:07:32Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> It’s not like Trump can claim these people are holdovers from the Obama administration. Trump picked people like Steve Bannon, Ben Carson, H.R. McMaster, Reince Priebus, Scott Pruitt, Anthony Scarmucchi, Jeff Sessions, Sean Spicer, Rex Tillerson, Ryan Zinke, and Omarosa Manigault.
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> What does this say about Trump’s supposed claims to be a talented administrator and great judge of character?

This White House has been a revolving door of hires and fires. Trump is the worst judge of character to ever be named President.

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**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4730 "2018-08-14T22:08:33Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> This is good. If had a Facebook account, I would totally share it. But alas, I am only able to comment here, and I say it’s good.

- 1 😉  
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4731 "2018-08-14T22:13:50Z")

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> [@Ambrosio\_Spinola](#):
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> Why doesn’t she just give the guarantee? I mean, it’s probably a lie, but maybe the tape won’t come out and prove her wrong. If it does, then they’ve already established themselves as a bunch of shameless liars even beforehand, it’s not like there’s any credibility left to lose. All this does is tacitly admit that such a tape exists.

Because she has a tape, and is waiting to be fired to use it.

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4732 "2018-08-14T22:14:20Z")

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> [@Biffster](#):
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> This White House has been a revolving door of hires and fires. Trump is the worst judge of character to ever be named President.

Just from impressions of things I’ve heard/read over the years, I believe that Grant and Harding may be in the running.

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**Author:** ![Ambrosio\_Spinola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de0a6/32.png) [@Ambrosio\_Spinola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambrosio_Spinola)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4733 "2018-08-14T22:19:47Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> Because she has a tape, and is waiting to be fired to use it.

Even better reason to give the guarantee, then when you release the tape you say “And he LIED right to my face when he promised he never said it, can you believe such horrors”.

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4734 "2018-08-14T22:38:36Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Trump can’t afford to alienate his base by denying he’s a racist.

You nailed it. He is entirely uninterested in making any unifying, reconciling, healing statements because his strategy is entirely predicated on Appealing to His Base. He has no interest in being president of the entire US, just president of those who voted for him. And they’re not interested in racial harmony.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4735 "2018-08-14T23:21:59Z")

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> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> Nah, [Trump doesn’t do pets](https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/national-govt--politics/donald-trump-only-modern-president-without-pets-the-white-house/aclujpJBvZLOAqwgP9IcTL/), never has.
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> Ivanka Trump had a poodle while married to Himself. Dog and Trump, she has said, disliked each other.

I think you mean Ivana, Ivanka’s mom. Not that trump wouldn’t like to marry his daughter. Ewww.

Your dog doesn’t like your man? _Dealbreaker_! (Said in the voice of Tina Fey as Liz Lemon.)

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4736 "2018-08-14T23:31:30Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> What does this say about Trump’s supposed claims to be a talented administrator and great judge of character?

Nothing ~60% of Americans didn’t already know.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2018, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4737 "2018-08-15T00:40:07Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> It’s not like Trump can claim these people are holdovers from the Obama administration. Trump picked people like Steve Bannon, Ben Carson, H.R. McMaster, Reince Priebus, Scott Pruitt, Anthony Scarmucchi, Jeff Sessions, Sean Spicer, Rex Tillerson, Ryan Zinke, and Omarosa Manigault.
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> What does this say about Trump’s supposed claims to be a talented administrator and great judge of character?

He likes characters just like himself. Though Omarosa actually shaked a little bit of shit off herself. Though I assume she’s just in it for the money, well, at least she’s giving him grief. Anyone that aligns themselves with trump is more than suspect.

And Little Nemo, not that you need more names for you list, but Stephan Miller needs to be in there. I suppose Mueller has had to have some pretty good database designers to collect all the corruption and track the relationships and tie ins.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2018, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4738 "2018-08-15T01:40:49Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> And Little Nemo, not that you need more names for you list, but Stephan Miller needs to be in there. I suppose Mueller has had to have some pretty good database designers to collect all the corruption and track the relationships and tie ins.

And let’s not forget Sebastian Gorka, much as I’d like to.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2018, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4739 "2018-08-15T02:23:57Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> And let’s not forget Sebastian Gorka, much as I’d like to.

Speaking of Gorka, he has apparently been [handing out fake Fox News business cards](https://splinternews.com/sebastian-gorka-is-giving-out-fake-fox-news-business-ca-1828317850)

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2018, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4740 "2018-08-15T04:24:21Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> I think you mean Ivana, Ivanka’s mom. Not that trump wouldn’t like to marry his daughter. Ewww.

Huh. You’re right about the Ivana/Ivanka identities, but the article said “Ivanka” and “ex-husband”, and since I can’t keep all his wimminfolk’s names straight anyway I just went with it.

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