# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 248
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4941 "2018-09-02T04:05:03Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > I don’t think so. Once he’s dead, there’s no no point in sucking up to him, talking about him, or even thinking about him. He’ll be instantly forgotten, like yesterday’s garbage, including by his family members. Any time his name, or mention of him, comes up, someone will say, “_glad that’s over with_”, there will be a pause, and someone else will start talking about something else. ---
**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4942 "2018-09-02T11:46:04Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > He’ll die regretting that he’s dying, because that’s something that losers do, and it’s very unfair that he’s being treated that way. Also shame and humiliation! Don’t forget that. We’ll probably never see it expressed, but knowing it’s there will be satisfaction enough. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4943 "2018-09-02T14:28:22Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > More to the point, can you imagine anyone giving HIM a eulogy? The first president in history in an unmarked grave buried in an unknown location. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4944 "2018-09-02T15:15:00Z")
“Left for the jackals” would be even better. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4945 "2018-09-02T15:20:33Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > “Left for the jackals” would be even better. Why do you hate jackals? ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4946 "2018-09-02T15:28:26Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > “Left for the jackals” would be even better. this is toxic waste we’re talking about - ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4947 "2018-09-02T15:31:39Z")
> [@simster](#): > > The first president in history in an unmarked grave buried in an unknown location. For safety’s sake, put it at a crossroads. ---
**Author:** ![Section\_Maker\_Jupe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/section_maker_jupe/32/1424_2.png) [@Section\_Maker\_Jupe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Section_Maker_Jupe)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4948 "2018-09-02T15:38:26Z")
…but first, tar and feathers, rode out of town on a rail. That should be a thing again. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4949 "2018-09-02T15:47:28Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > I don’t think so. Once he’s dead, there’s no no point in sucking up to him, talking about him, or even thinking about him. He’ll be instantly forgotten, like yesterday’s garbage, including by his family members. I don’t know. There are some seriously deranged supporters out there (and I may be related to one or two) who have nothing to gain by talking about him now as if he is the Messiah, come to release the faithful from the yoke of liberal oppression. When he’s dead, those yokels will elevate him to veritable sainthood. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4950 "2018-09-02T17:37:27Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > Nope. Trump has earned his disgrace. I want him alive. Personally, I want to see him and all his family and all his “closest associates” dragged through the mud, indicted, convicted, sent to some nasty shit hole prison with no special treatment, financially ruined, and thoroughly humiliated. Finally, just for spite (and I admit it’s just spite) I want Melania, her parents/relatives/kid/whatever deported back to wherever they came from because “chaining and anchor babies”. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4951 "2018-09-02T17:46:32Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > I don’t think so. Once he’s dead, there’s no no point in sucking up to him, talking about him, or even thinking about him. He’ll be instantly forgotten, like yesterday’s garbage, including by his family members. “People don’t become better when they’re dead; you just talk about them as if they are. But it’s not true! People are still assholes, they’re just dead assholes!” – Lemmy ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4952 "2018-09-02T17:48:39Z")
> [@simster](#): > > The first president in history in an unmarked grave buried in an unknown location. That’s one grave, I would want to piss on. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4953 "2018-09-02T18:06:32Z")
> [@raventhief](#): > > I don’t know. There are some seriously deranged supporters out there (and I may be related to one or two) who have nothing to gain by talking about him now as if he is the Messiah, come to release the faithful from the yoke of liberal oppression. When he’s dead, those yokels will elevate him to veritable sainthood. As long as he’s dead they can knock themselves out. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4954 "2018-09-02T18:12:29Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > As long as he’s dead they can knock themselves out. I dunno, this is probably how Jesus got started. Con man makes it, then 2000 years later he’s a religion. ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4955 "2018-09-02T18:47:20Z")
> [@Locrian](#): > > Yes. A flashback to when presidents had class. > > Can you just imagine Trump giving a eulogy? For anyone? “I’m still alive, so he’s a LOOOOOSER!” “I like people who don’t die.” ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4956 "2018-09-02T19:14:34Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > That’s one grave, I would want to piss on. Join the club. We should all get together and piss into a container, load it into a cropduster, and piss on his grave all at once. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_McQwark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Steve\_McQwark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_McQwark)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2018, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4957 "2018-09-02T22:39:39Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > Join the club. We should all get together and piss into a container, load it into a cropduster, and piss on his grave all at once. Nah, with a cropduster you’re going to get it spread all over and most of it is going to miss the target. I’m picturing something more like the line of people waiting to slap the panicky passenger in Airplane. Charge five bucks apiece and I bet we’d be able to afford universal health care. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2018, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4958 "2018-09-03T00:10:35Z")
As someone said elsewhere, it would be an abuse of the earth to inter him in it, where his bodily fluids leaching into the dirt would end up creating a Superfund site. No, bury him on the moon: that will stimulate the space program, what with all the people who will want to go up there and piss on his grave. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2018, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4959 "2018-09-03T00:12:42Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > As someone said elsewhere, it would be an abuse of the earth to inter him in it, where his bodily fluids leaching into the dirt would end up creating a Superfund site. No, bury him on the moon: that will stimulate the space program, what with all the people who will want to go up there and piss on his grave. And Jeff Bezos becomes the world’s richest man in selling these services through Blue Origin. What’s that, he already is the world’s richest man? Huh, that must piss off trump. ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2018, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/4960 "2018-09-03T20:27:25Z")
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