# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/481 "2017-01-16T19:15:16Z")

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> [@psychobunny](#):
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> Not a twitter, but I noticed that he canceled his visit to the African-American History Museum today. Anybody else think that he’s doing it out of revenge against Lewis? Anybody else want to chip in to send Trump [this](https://www.amazon.com/March-Trilogy-Slipcase-John-Lewis/dp/1603093958/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1484593465&sr=8-1&keywords=march+trilogy)? I know he doesn’t read books but it’s a graphic novel so maybe he can just look at the pictures. After all Book 3 won the National Book Award for Young Adult Literature so he may be able to comprehend it.

It’s hard to tell if that steaming pile of shit is doing it for revenge or just wants to dodge embarrassing questions. Moments ago he fled back into his elevator at Trump Tower following his meeting with MLK III in an apparent bid to avoid questions. Could be he sees a chance for a twofer – revenge _and_ avoiding embarrassing questions.

Meanwhile, after CIA Director Brennan said he did not think Trump understood Russia, Disease-elect Trump countered in his latest tweet that Brennan could be the source of leaks against him. Dickwad.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/482 "2017-01-16T19:16:27Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> It’s hard to tell if that steaming pile of shit is doing it for revenge or just wants to dodge embarrassing questions. Moments ago he fled back into his elevator at Trump Tower following his meeting with MLK III in an apparent bid to avoid questions. Could be he sees a chance for a twofer – revenge _and_ avoiding embarrassing questions.

It’s likely he was afraid someone would ask him who Martin Luther King Jr. was, and he had no fucking idea.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/483 "2017-01-16T19:22:15Z")

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> [@psychobunny](#):
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> Not a twitter, but I noticed that he canceled his visit to the African-American History Museum today. Anybody else think that he’s doing it out of revenge against Lewis? Anybody else want to chip in to send Trump [this](https://www.amazon.com/March-Trilogy-Slipcase-John-Lewis/dp/1603093958/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1484593465&sr=8-1&keywords=march+trilogy)? I know he doesn’t read books but it’s a graphic novel so maybe he can just look at the pictures. After all Book 3 won the National Book Award for Young Adult Literature so he may be able to comprehend it.

He’s also announced that he’s removing the bust of MLK from the Oval Office.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/484 "2017-01-16T19:24:36Z")

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This is all part of his strategy to win over the black vote in 2020, which he has predicted he will overwhelmingly receive.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/485 "2017-01-16T19:26:38Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> He’s also announced that he’s removing the bust of MLK from the Oval Office.

WTF?

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**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/486 "2017-01-16T19:29:52Z")

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> [@psychobunny](#):
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> Not a twitter, but I noticed that he canceled his visit to the African-American History Museum today. Anybody else think that he’s doing it out of revenge against Lewis?

I can’t imagine how it’s revenge, although Trump no doubt sees it that way. His handlers probably canceled the appearance out of shame. The people at the museum are no doubt thrilled they won’t have to share their air with Trump.

Wouldn’t you be?

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**Author:** ![Skara\_Brae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Skara\_Brae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skara_Brae)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/487 "2017-01-16T19:50:27Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> WTF?

[http://newcenturytimes.com/2017/01/13/republicans-gloat-after-trump-kicks-martin-luther-king-jr-out-of-white-house/](http://newcenturytimes.com/2017/01/13/republicans-gloat-after-trump-kicks-martin-luther-king-jr-out-of-white-house/)

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**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/488 "2017-01-16T21:09:26Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> It’s likely he was afraid someone would ask him who Martin Luther King Jr. was, and he had no fucking idea.

He probably though he was related to Don King and then discovered his error.

> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> He’s also announced that he’s removing the bust of MLK from the Oval Office.

Of course he is. It isn’t gilded nor does it have the letters “TRUMP” amblazened on the forehead. Everyone is assuming this is a racial thing but Trump is far too self absorbed to care about skin color; Trump will probably replace it with a bust of his own head, or a pile of mashed sweet potatoes with two tiny holes poked in it for his beedy little eyes.

This is what happens whe you elect [a Bond villian](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7FAsUT6FePU/SUqCTMqc1wI/AAAAAAAAAaw/T6uQJS9WZFI/s400/goldfinger_out_airplane.png) as President. Wait for the Oval Office to transform into an elaborate diorama showing Trump’s ill-concieved and futile plan to combat ISIS during his State of the Union address, right before he poison gases everyone in the room.

Stranger

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**Author:** ![Trancephalic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trancephalic/32/380_2.png) [@Trancephalic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trancephalic)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/489 "2017-01-16T22:16:52Z")

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Good god, I think we’d be better off with Ignatius J. Reilly as president.

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**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/490 "2017-01-16T23:41:18Z")

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Nice John Kennedy Toole reference. +1 or like or whatever the kids are doing these days to express approval.

Stranger

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2017, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/491 "2017-01-16T23:55:40Z")

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> [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](#):
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> Wait for the Oval Office to transform into an elaborate diorama showing Trump’s ill-concieved and futile plan to combat ISIS during his State of the Union address, right before he poison gases everyone in the room.

Na. He’ll drop them in a tank full of sharks with frickin’ laser beams on their heads. Except the sharks are Tilapia. And the laser beams are flashlights taped to their heads.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2017, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/492 "2017-01-17T04:15:33Z")

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> [@Trancephalic](#):
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> Good god, I think we’d be better off with Ignatius J. Reilly as president.

Absolutely.

[QUOTE=Ignatius J. Reilly]  
A firm rule must be imposed upon our nation before it destroys itself. The United States needs some theology and geometry, some taste and decency. I suspect that we are teetering on the edge of the abyss.  
[/QUOTE]

We may get some theology from Pence, but geometry, taste, and decency won’t play any part in a Trump administration.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2017, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/493 "2017-01-17T11:50:44Z")

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Trump just [tweeted](https://www.yahoo.com/news/cia-chief-urges-trump-temper-impulses-amid-russia-172355415.html) that maybe [CIA Chief] Brennan leaked the “Russian Dossier” to the press. Someone in Trump’s entourage needs to put him on suicide watch.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2017, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/494 "2017-01-17T15:18:10Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> Trump just [tweeted](https://www.yahoo.com/news/cia-chief-urges-trump-temper-impulses-amid-russia-172355415.html) that maybe [CIA Chief] Brennan leaked the “Russian Dossier” to the press. Someone in Trump’s entourage needs to put him on suicide watch.

And put out a missing person alert on Pence’s conscience:

> [@](#):
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> Pence blamed the scandal on “media bias,” in an interview with CBS.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2017, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/495 "2017-01-17T15:36:12Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> And put out a missing person alert on Pence’s conscience:

I don’t know. Don’t you think the media is biased against presidents-elect who make outrageous claims on twitter every day? 😉

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2017, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/496 "2017-01-17T16:29:09Z")

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Even Trump Shower Boy [Joe Scarborough](http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2017/01/16/scarborough_rips_trump_this_needs_to_stop_you_need_message_discipline_there_is_a_breaking_point.html) is saying Trump needs to stop… talking… I guess.

> [@](#):
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> This does not continue. There is a breaking point. It is. He’s not even sworn in yet. His numbers will collapse into the 20s if this continues.
> 
> Just like Mika and I predicted, we have said it, as you know, just like we predicted he could win the Republican nomination, I’m telling you this will not last. This weekend alone, Harold, **he is in fights** right now. We have the \*\*preeminent civil rights leader in America \*\*with **the entire intelligence community** , perhaps the most important community to have on your side as president, and the most dangerous to cross politically. The single most important military alliance of our time, according to his own Secretary of Defense, **NATO** , and the single most important leader in all of Europe, **Angela Merkel**. _That’s just on this holiday weekend._ This will not last. This will not continue. Somebody around him better tell him to focus.
> 
> … If anybody thinks around Donald Trump that he can succeed as president of the United States with no message discipline – he has no message discipline – the same way he succeeded when he was running against people like Ben Carson, then they’re kidding themselves.

(Emphasis mine, JT)

Really, what Joe S is missing is that Trump is mentally ill.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2017, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/497 "2017-01-17T16:49:42Z")

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[Trump: Approval polls are rigged against me](http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/314513-trump-approval-polls-are-rigged-against-me)

> [@](#):
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> …Trump on Tuesday tweeted that approval rating polls are rigged against him as a series of polls show him with historically low approval as he enters office…

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2017, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/498 "2017-01-17T16:53:45Z")

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The People are not showering him with praise anymore? He must be pissed. His golden days are over.

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**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2017, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/499 "2017-01-17T17:01:07Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> [Trump: Approval polls are rigged against me](http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/314513-trump-approval-polls-are-rigged-against-me)

To be fair, if you’re a moron, polls seemed to miss badly in 2016 predicting wrongly in the major events. Its not unreasonable to think that if they were wrong about you winning and you ‘won in a landslide’ then when they say everyone hates you it means that everyone loves you. Of course this skips over that they were right about the popular vote and the events happening were inside the margin of error (in most cases). And even if they were wrong by the same margin now they were when he won the election he would still be the least popular president entering the office in decades.

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**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2017, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/500 "2017-01-17T17:03:30Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> Really, what Joe S is missing is that Trump is mentally ill.

That presents a more intriguing possibility.

What if Pence and Ryan decide to stage a coup?

They declare Trump unable to perform his office under amendment 25 of the constitution, lock him up in a convenient rubber room somewhere. Pence is effectively president, and there is no need to have an impeachment. They could solemnly swear that they are very sorry for poor Trump, and he will be resuming his duties as soon as he is better, wink wink, nudge nudge.

Is St. Elizabeth’s still open? If not I’m sure there is some similar place to keep him.

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