# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 254
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5061 "2018-09-17T15:18:01Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Yesterday, “he” tweeted about the NY Giants, > Quote: > The New York Giants are looking really bad so far tonight. Does not get much worse than this! > causing me to respond “This is… bizarrely normal. WHAT DID YOU DO WITH DONALD TRUMP?!?” Yes, but he was tweeting about baseball. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![j666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@j666](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j666)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5062 "2018-09-17T17:11:46Z")
> [@Fiveyearlurker](#): > > There have really only been a few tweets that sound like they were written by Trump himself since the whole Manafort plea deal. He’s been awfully quiet lately. … _ **tooo** _ quiet … ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5063 "2018-09-17T17:44:16Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Yesterday, “he” tweeted about the NY Giants, > > causing me to respond “This is… bizarrely normal. WHAT DID YOU DO WITH DONALD TRUMP?!?” [The twit got hacked.](https://www.gocomics.com/bloom-county/2018/08/12) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5064 "2018-09-17T18:31:18Z")
> [@j666](#): > > And so he should have - she’s obviously lying, given that she did not come forward sooner. Really? I hope I’m being whooshed. ---
**Author:** ![j666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@j666](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j666)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5065 "2018-09-17T19:09:44Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Really? I hope I’m being whooshed. Not exactly. Gyrate and I are being facetious. But you will find that so-called thought process from a ‘respectable’ source before the end of the day. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5066 "2018-09-17T19:18:23Z")
> [@j666](#): > > Not exactly. Gyrate and I are being facetious. > > But you will find that so-called thought process from a ‘respectable’ source before the end of the day. it’s already making the meme rounds on FB - one I saw “why is it only liberals/democrats wait 40 years to report these things” (or something to that affect). ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5067 "2018-09-17T19:41:01Z")
> [@j666](#): > > And there’s no reason to think her career might be destroyed or her family endangered, right? > > Well spotted, John. > > I was fairly certain Gyrate was just following my lead, but confirmation is always nice. I play the straight man in all my interactions. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5068 "2018-09-18T09:28:22Z")
> [@j666](#): > > And there’s no reason to think her career might be destroyed or her family endangered, right? > > Well spotted, John. > > I was fairly certain Gyrate was just following my lead, but confirmation is always nice. To be honest, a more accurate description would be “hedging my bets”. Sarcasm covers all the bases. ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2018, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5069 "2018-09-19T17:05:03Z")
Trump today [tweeted out a video](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1042197168533241856) thanking first responders and emergency services workers who have been helping people during Hurricane Florence. During his little speech, he delivered this gem: > [@Agent Orange](#): > > This is a tough hurricane, one of the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water. Rarely have we had an experience like it, and it certainly is not good… In other news, the shower I took this morning was, from the standpoint of water, one of the wettest I’ve ever had. What’s perhaps most amazing about this is that the video was clearly pre-recorded, and no-one thought to suggest that maybe they could do a second take in which water as a condition of wetness was taken for granted. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2018, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5070 "2018-09-19T17:11:29Z")
Well it’s true, isn’t it? This is absolutely one of the [5,000] wettest hurricanes on record. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2018, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5071 "2018-09-19T17:12:37Z")
Incoming forms for Spanish army recruits used to have a question: _valor?_ to which the standard answer was _assumed_. All this time I thought wetness in water was assumed, like valor in soldiers. Guess it’s not! ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2018, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5072 "2018-09-19T17:22:11Z")
Trump is used to pissing on our heads and telling us it’s raining, so maybe that’s why he felt the qualification was needed. Trump’s been one of the wettest hurricanes on record from the standpoint of piss. ---
**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2018, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5073 "2018-09-19T18:00:54Z")
How long before there is a Hurricane Donald? ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2018, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5074 "2018-09-19T18:13:06Z")
> [@AK84](#): > > How long before there is a Hurricane Donald? Never, unless the name is added to the rotation. Don is one of the current ‘D’ storm names, but it’s not due to be used again until 2023, since it was used last year (6 year rotation). I suppose somebody could lobby to add Donald to the list, but that sick prevert would probably get a kick out of having something so powerful named for him. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2018, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5075 "2018-09-19T18:22:44Z")
> [@Great\_Antibob](#): > > Never, unless the name is added to the rotation. Don is one of the current ‘D’ storm names, but it’s not due to be used again until 2023, since it was used last year (6 year rotation). > > I suppose somebody could lobby to add Donald to the list, but that sick prevert would probably get a kick out of having something so powerful named for him. Well, he _is_ a blowhard. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2018, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5076 "2018-09-19T18:31:28Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Well it’s true, isn’t it? This is absolutely one of the [5,000] wettest hurricanes on record. But what about all those hurricanes that were wet from a perspective _other_ than water? Those might have been even wetter! ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2018, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5077 "2018-09-19T18:37:05Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > But what about all those hurricanes that were wet from a perspective _other_ than water? Those might have been even wetter! Nah, you have it wrong. For example, from the standpoint of abyssal fish this hurricane is all too bubbly and oxygeny and shit. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2018, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5078 "2018-09-19T18:40:03Z")
\*\*\*He’s ba-a-a-a-ck! \*\*\*From the standpoint of Twitter, that is. ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2018, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5079 "2018-09-19T20:20:32Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > \*\*\*He’s ba-a-a-a-ck! \*\*\*From the standpoint of Twitter, that is. And on video! For god only knows what reason, he apparently thinks the world wants to see and hear him speak the nuggets of wisdom that were previously entrusted to writing. I guess it masks his spelling errors…but he doesn’t sound any less stupid. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2018, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5080 "2018-09-19T21:38:41Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > I thought **eschereal** was referring to a poll showing the number of fuckstick-hating Americans. What I meant was that clownfacevonfuckstick hates America and that polls suggest that America, in general, mostly hates fuckstickvonclownface, so the feeling is mutual. But, yes, the polls also reveal about how many America-hating vonfuckstick-supporters there are. Disturbingly, 538’s aggregate report currently shows 5.1% indifference, which I tend to count among the America-hating fuckedsticks. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=253) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=255)