# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 266
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2018, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5301 "2018-11-11T01:06:32Z")
> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > He is so despicable. It looks like Armageddon out there and hundreds and hundreds of people have lost everything they’ve ever owned. He can’t show an ounce of empathy. > > He truly makes me sick and I can not understand anyone defending him. I wish I could believe that he would get what he deserves, but he won’t. I’m sure he will die a relatively peaceful death with the best care available. He’s a fucking odious human being. I dearly hope I can give him a wonderful send off to prison. I have a guitar, but play poorly, I can’t dance. When he goes to prison I will write a song and dance. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2018, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5302 "2018-11-11T01:27:02Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > This is the guy whose reaction to 9/11 was “hooray, my building is now the tallest!” Expecting empathy from him is like expecting silk purses from a porcupine. So true. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2018, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5303 "2018-11-11T04:36:59Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > He’s been president for two years and he still has no idea how the government works. I’ve met other people who managed to ignore the very essence of their own jobs for longer than that, but they didn’t have a budget the size of his or access to nuclear footballs. He doesn’t NEED to know how it’s supposed to work, as long as all the other cowards, co-conspirators and traitors let him do whatever he wants. He’s been ruling by decree, through executive orders and Twitter for chrissake. And they LET him. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5304 "2018-11-13T15:23:09Z")
The latest excuse for blowing off the ceremony to honor the fallen: > [@Cadet Bone Spurs](#): > > By the way, when the helicopter couldn’t fly to the first cemetery in France because of almost zero visibility, I suggested driving. Secret Service said NO, too far from airport & big Paris shutdown. Speech next day at American Cemetary in pouring rain! Little reported-Fake News! (PS – There was no “pouring rain” at the American Cemetery that day.) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5305 "2018-11-13T16:28:16Z")
Those helicopters are designed to whisk the president away to safety and land on precise coordinates. They plan for real emergencies and account for bad weather. All he had to do was take an umbrella and read a few lines. He could have sent Ivanka in his place like he’s done before. He was probably upset that Marcon implicitly criticized his nationalist policies and decided to stay put so the French leader could crawl up to him and apologize. He really is the big orange floating baby. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5306 "2018-11-13T16:48:38Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > I dearly hope I can give him a wonderful send off to prison. I have a guitar, but play poorly, I can’t dance. > > When he goes to prison I will write a song and dance. If you play the guitar as he goes to prison there will be plenty of dancing going on already. ---
**Author:** ![Philliam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/philliam/32/3011_2.png) [@Philliam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philliam)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5307 "2018-11-13T20:32:28Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Those helicopters are designed to whisk the president away to safety and land on precise coordinates. They plan for real emergencies and account for bad weather. All he had to do was take an umbrella and read a few lines. He could have sent Ivanka in his place like he’s done before. > > He was probably upset that Marcon implicitly criticized his nationalist policies and decided to stay put so the French leader could crawl up to him and apologize. He really is the big orange floating baby. Gosh, who could have predicted that helicopters might have radar and GPS and radios and other cool stuff that would enable them to fly 50 miles. I’m going to suggest this to the airlines - they’ll be so surprised to find out that planes can fly in the rain. Travel’s gonna’ be so much easier now. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2018, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5308 "2018-11-14T01:57:12Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > The latest excuse for blowing off the ceremony to honor the fallen: > > > [@](#): > > > > Originally Posted by Cadet Bone Spurs > > By the way, when the helicopter couldn’t fly to the first cemetery in France because of almost zero visibility, I suggested driving. Secret Service said NO, too far from airport & big Paris shutdown. Speech next day at American Cemetary in pouring rain! Little reported-Fake News! > > (PS – There was no “pouring rain” at the American Cemetery that day.) [ul] [li]No pouring rain; no “almost zero visibility”.[/li] [li]Plus, helicopters can operate in the rain.[/li] [li]Plus, the Secret Service does NOT say “no” to a President. They may offer advice, but they don’t say “no.”[/li] [li]Plus, no “big Paris shutdown.” It was a Saturday. All those other leaders managed to drive out of Paris without a “big shutdown.”[/li] [li]Plus, only about 50 miles. Not “too far.”[/li] [li]Plus, misspelled ‘cemetery.’[/li][/ul] He is pathetic. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5309 "2018-11-15T10:32:54Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > If you play the guitar as he goes to prison there will be plenty of dancing going on already. By Muslims in New Jersey? ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5310 "2018-11-15T14:11:43Z")
The projection is strong with this one: > [@Doddering Donald](#): > > The inner workings of the Mueller investigation are a total mess. They have found no collusion and have gone absolutely nuts. They are screaming and shouting at people, horribly threatening them to come up with the answers they want. They are a disgrace to our Nation and don’t… > …care how many lives the ruin. These are Angry People, including the highly conflicted Bob Mueller, who worked for Obama for 8 years. They won’t even look at all of the bad acts and crimes on the other side. A TOTAL WITCH HUNT LIKE NO OTHER IN AMERICAN HISTORY! ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5311 "2018-11-15T14:22:45Z")
Sounds like the mole he sent to tunnel into Mueller HQ took a left turn at Albuquerque and ended up back in the White House without knowing it. ---
**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5312 "2018-11-15T14:55:45Z")
He’s going extra nutty on Mueller this morning. Something’s getting him particularly cranky. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5313 "2018-11-15T15:29:29Z")
> [@Fiveyearlurker](#): > > He’s going extra nutty on Mueller this morning. Something’s getting him particularly cranky. Can’t wait! 🙂 Off to buy popcorn. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5314 "2018-11-15T15:30:31Z")
> [@Fiveyearlurker](#): > > He’s going extra nutty on Mueller this morning. Something’s getting him particularly cranky. Yeah, he’s even thrown out a “but her emails” tweet too. This was another peach from this morning: The White House is running very smoothly and the results for our Nation are obviously very good. We are the envy of the world. But anytime I even think about making changes, the FAKE NEWS MEDIA goes crazy, always seeking to make us look as bad as possible! Very dishonest! So, how about it folks from outside the US? Are you soooo envious of the US right now? :D:smack: ---
**Author:** ![Celidin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cc9497/32.png) [@Celidin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celidin)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5315 "2018-11-15T15:33:23Z")
> [@Fiveyearlurker](#): > > He’s going extra nutty on Mueller this morning. Something’s getting him particularly cranky. “Everyone” was saying that Mueller was going to wait until just after the midterms. Given Mueller’s proclivity for doing stuff at the end of the week (Thursdays/Fridays), maybe … just maybe something big? Maybe?.. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5316 "2018-11-15T15:33:38Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > Yeah, he’s even thrown out a “but her emails” tweet too. > > This was another peach from this morning: > > The White House is running very smoothly and the results for our Nation are obviously very good. We are the envy of the world. But anytime I even think about making changes, the FAKE NEWS MEDIA goes crazy, always seeking to make us look as bad as possible! Very dishonest! > > So, how about it folks from outside the US? Are you soooo envious of the US right now? :D:smack: Request: if you’re going to use colored text, please choose a color that shows up against a white background better than orange does. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5317 "2018-11-15T15:40:13Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Request: if you’re going to use colored text, please choose a color that shows up against a white background better than orange does. Thank you. Mea culpa. Wait…since it was about Trump, I’ll act like Trump and blame someone else for my transgressions: It’s Trumps fault for being associated with orange. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5318 "2018-11-15T15:46:31Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > Yeah, he’s even thrown out a “but her emails” tweet too. > > This was another peach from this morning: > > The White House is running very smoothly and the results for our Nation are obviously very good. We are the envy of the world. But anytime I even think about making changes, the FAKE NEWS MEDIA goes crazy, always seeking to make us look as bad as possible! Very dishonest! > > So, how about it folks from outside the US? Are you soooo envious of the US right now? :D:smack: Sometimes I feel like I live too close. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5319 "2018-11-15T15:50:39Z")
> [@OttoDaFe](#): > > Sounds like the mole he sent to tunnel into Mueller HQ took a left turn at Albuquerque and ended up back in the White House without knowing it. Exactly. After the mole turned left at Albuquerque, he ran into the barbed wire at the border and had to make another left, thus completing the U-turn. ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5320 "2018-11-15T16:02:19Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > Yeah, he’s even thrown out a “but her emails” tweet too. > > This was another peach from this morning: > > The White House is running very smoothly and the results for our Nation are obviously very good. We are the envy of the world. But anytime I even think about making changes, the FAKE NEWS MEDIA goes crazy, always seeking to make us look as bad as possible! Very dishonest! > > So, how about it folks from outside the US? Are you soooo envious of the US right now? :D:smack: **Donald Trump Becomes Twitter Laughingstock Over ‘Envy Of The World’ Boast** > **[Trump Becomes Twitter Laughingstock Over 'Envy Of The World' Boast](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-envy-of-the-world-backfires_n_5bed6075e4b03af892674682)** > > "Take it from an outsider: We feel sorry for Americans." > [@](#): > > But his early morning Twitter boast attacking “the FAKE NEWS MEDIA” did not go over well, with many folks suggesting America under Trump is actually a global “laughingstock.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=265) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=267)