# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 269
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2018, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5361 "2018-11-22T12:16:33Z")
> [@Fiveyearlurker](#): > > Doesn’t that seem like the first of an intended series of tweets and someone wrestled the phone away from him? He did eventually finish his thought; > [@Loser Donald](#): > > …are so many opposing view (on Border and Safety) cases filed there, and why are a vast number of those cases overturned. Please study the numbers, they are shocking. We need protection and security - these rulings are making our country unsafe! Very dangerous and unwise! > > There are a lot of CRIMINALS in the Caravan. We will stop them. Catch and Detain! Judicial Activism, by people who know nothing about security and the safety of our citizens, is putting our country in great danger. Not good! > > "79% of these decisions have been overturned in the 9th Circuit.” @FoxNews A terrible, costly and dangerous disgrace. It has become a dumping ground for certain lawyers looking for easy wins and delays. Much talk over dividing up the 9th Circuit into 2 or 3 Circuits. Too big! I assume the time it took to hammer it out is because he’s never learned touch-typing and has to hunt and peck for each key every time he tweets. ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2018, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5362 "2018-11-22T14:30:38Z")
I must agree: Fox News is a terrible, costly and dangerous disgrace. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2018, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5363 "2018-11-22T14:43:21Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > …Is _anyone_ saying this? Anyone at all? … The voices that talk back at him from the bathroom mirror are saying it. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2018, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5364 "2018-11-22T18:09:45Z")
It’s terrifying to think of what might happen if Trump is faced with an actual crisis. Like Daddy Fred giving him money, Daddy Barack gave him a healthy economy and minimal conflict internationally. All the incompetent moron has to do is golf all day and finish out his one term without fucking it all up. Has Trump ever been in a situation where he didn’t start on third base? Has he ever actually scored? ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2018, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5365 "2018-11-22T18:52:39Z")
I don’t think the “safety and security of our nation” is the judiciary’s mission statement. I think it has more to do with interpreting the law. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2018, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5366 "2018-11-22T20:10:18Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Checking my notes, I see that gas is below 2/gallon here in San Antonio, a .60 decline over the past couple of months. But how does that compare to what the price was when Trump first occupied the White House? ---
**Author:** ![Apollyon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/apollyon/32/4238_2.png) [@Apollyon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apollyon)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2018, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5367 "2018-11-22T20:32:52Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > He did eventually finish his thought… I was going to comment that I was “shocked” to see the POTUS spreading misinformation about the Ninth Circuit but… \ The fun has even gone out of sarcasm. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2018, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5368 "2018-11-22T20:47:39Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > Like Daddy Fred giving him money, Daddy Barack gave him a healthy economy and minimal conflict internationally. All the incompetent moron has to do is golf all day and finish out his one term without fucking it all up. Has Trump ever been in a situation where he didn’t start on third base? Has he ever actually scored? Donald Trump was born on third base and thinks he scored a touchdown. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2018, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5369 "2018-11-22T21:06:57Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > But how does that compare to what the price was when Trump first occupied the White House? The national average actually dipped below $2 in early 2016. It’s currently $2.59. Why does Trump hate America so much? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2018, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5370 "2018-11-22T23:03:44Z")
Gas is $3.78 near us, but this is Hawaii. Don’t have a car anyway. ---
**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2018, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5371 "2018-11-23T06:34:27Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > > [@Dotard J. Trump](#): > > > > The prospect of Presidential Harassment by the Dems is causing the Stock Market big headaches! > > Tired of all the [del]whining[/del] winning yet? The dotard is a Trillionaire. Everybody says so. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2018, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5372 "2018-11-23T06:53:44Z")
In what, Lira? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2018, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5373 "2018-11-23T10:25:23Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > In what, Lira? Iraqi dinar. Any day now… ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2018, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5374 "2018-11-23T13:49:04Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > It’s terrifying to think of what might happen if Trump is faced with an actual crisis. > > Like Daddy Fred giving him money, Daddy Barack gave him a healthy economy and minimal conflict internationally. All the incompetent moron has to do is golf all day and finish out his one term without fucking it all up. Has Trump ever been in a situation where he didn’t start on third base? Has he ever actually scored? He starts at third base and immediately starts running – well, waddling – toward second. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2018, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5375 "2018-11-23T13:50:54Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > He did eventually finish his thought; > > I assume the time it took to hammer it out is because he’s never learned touch-typing and has to hunt and peck for each key every time he tweets. Remember when he tweeted out his anti-transgender policy and the first tweet in the series had the Pentagon brass spent an uneasy nine minutes thinking that he was about to start a war somewhere? [QUOTE=Cheetolini] After consultation with my Generals and military experts, please be advised that the United States Government will not accept or allow… [/QUOTE] ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2018, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5376 "2018-11-23T15:14:26Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > Donald Trump was born on third base and thinks he scored a touchdown. Born on third base? What is “third base”? Is that not the hands in the other person’s pants stage? He was born groping? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2018, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5377 "2018-11-23T16:41:42Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Born on third base? What is “third base”? Is that not the hands in the other person’s pants stage? He was born groping? I’m pretty sure that at the time he was being born his hands were in contact with a vagina. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2018, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5378 "2018-11-23T21:58:34Z")
Oh, shut up about your stupid wall already: > [@Orangeanus Deploribus](#): > > Republicans and Democrats MUST come together, finally, with a major Border Security package, which will include funding for the Wall. After 40 years of talk, it is finally time for action. Fix the Border, for once and for all, NOW! IMO, the new House ought to attach a “construction of the wall is authorized upon receipt of full funding from Mexico” provision to each bill just to troll the Troll in Chief. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2018, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5379 "2018-11-23T22:47:51Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > I’m pretty sure that at the time he was being born his hands were in contact with a vagina. I don’t know. More and more I’m wondering if he was created in a lab, somewhere in the bowels of Siberia… ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2018, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5380 "2018-11-23T22:57:55Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Iraqi dinar. Any day now… I just read this article a few days ago: **Trump Fans Sink Savings Into ‘Iraqi Dinar’ Scam** > **[Trump Fans Sink Savings Into ‘Iraqi Dinar’ Scam](https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-fans-sink-savings-into-iraqi-dinar-scam)** > > The president’s true believers are convinced he’s going to make them millionaires with Iraqi currency. This pretty much sums up the critical thinking abilities of hard-core Trumpsters: > [@](#): > > The president’s true believers are convinced he’s going to make them millionaires with Iraqi currency. > [@](#): > > The currency is nearly worthless outside of Iraq, but Kotseos bought millions of dinars in April, after watching a video of President Trump at a 2017 press conference. In the clip, Trump says, with characteristic vagueness, that all currencies will soon “be on a level playing field.” > > In reality, Trump was talking about trade imbalances with China. But like other Trump supporters who have fallen into the dinar investment scam, which has existed since at least 2012, Kotseos interpreted Trump’s rambling statement as proof that the Iraqi dinar would soon be worth as much or even more than the dollar, making anyone who had been smart enough to buy in early a millionaire. > > “I love my president, and I was like, ‘Oh my God,’” Kotseos told The Daily Beast. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=268) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=270)