# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2018, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5441 "2018-11-30T13:26:17Z")

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He may have committed some [light](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1068444287380025344) treason:

\*Oh, I get it! I am a very good developer, happily living my life, when I see our Country going in the wrong direction (to put it mildly). Against all odds, I decide to run for President & continue to run my business-very legal & very cool, talked about it on the campaign trail…

…Lightly looked at doing a building somewhere in Russia. Put up zero money, zero guarantees and didn’t do the project. Witch Hunt!\*

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2018, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5442 "2018-11-30T13:58:29Z")

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> [@Fiveyearlurker](#):
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> He may have committed some [light](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1068444287380025344) treason:
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> \*Oh, I get it! I am a very good developer, happily living my life, when I see our Country going in the wrong direction (to put it mildly). Against all odds, I decide to run for President & continue to run my business-very legal & very cool, talked about it on the campaign trail…
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> …Lightly looked at doing a building somewhere in Russia. Put up zero money, zero guarantees and didn’t do the project. Witch Hunt!\*

Still important to let us know he was very good at it.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2018, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5443 "2018-11-30T15:27:45Z")

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“Lightly”.

It’s nice of him to admit that he had some business dealings with Russia after repeatedly claiming that he had none. And now that nice Mr. Mueller has yet another hook for that particular line of enquiry.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2018, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5444 "2018-11-30T15:47:28Z")

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> [@Fiveyearlurker](#):
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> _didn’t do the project._

Only because you done got yourself elected. The Agalarovs are already on record as saying they’d have been overseeing construction last year had that not happened.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2018, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5445 "2018-11-30T15:48:17Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> “Lightly”.
> 
> It’s nice of him to admit that he had some business dealings with Russia after repeatedly claiming that he had none. And now that nice Mr. Mueller has yet another hook for that particular line of enquiry.

The thing I like best about thump is that he doesn’t know when to keep his mouth shut. He’s the epitome of the guy who cannot ignore bait or a dare. He has to have the last word even if that word puts his neck in a noose (figuratively speaking). You go, Mr. Prez! MAGA!

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2018, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5446 "2018-11-30T16:02:53Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> The thing I like best about thump is that he doesn’t know when to keep his mouth shut. He’s the epitome of the guy who cannot ignore bait or a dare. He has to have the last word even if that word puts his neck in a noose ( **figuratively speaking** ). You go, Mr. Prez! MAGA!

I guess we’ll just have to wait and see about that.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2018, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5447 "2018-11-30T17:07:44Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> I guess we’ll just have to wait and see about that.

Wait and see? Hell, we see it every day, multiple times a day. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2018, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5448 "2018-11-30T17:13:28Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Wait and see? Hell, we see it every day, multiple times a day. :dubious:

Wait and see if he’s _figuratively_ putting his neck in a noose (the bolding can be hard to see).

😉

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2018, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5449 "2018-11-30T20:03:03Z")

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I like how he qualifies thing that can’t really be qualified. He “lightly” looked into a Moscow deal - border agents used a “mild” form of tear gas - he’s going to put in a “major” complaint about the 9th circuit. I’m reminded of the scene in _A Few Good Men_ when Lt. Cmdr. Galloway (Demi Moore) objects, gets overruled and then reiterates with, “Sir, I strenuously object …”

Lt. Weinberg (Kevin Pollack): “I strenuously object?” Is that how it works? Hm? “Objection.” “Overruled.” “Oh, no, no, no. No, I STRENUOUSLY object.” “Oh. Well, if you strenuously object then I should take some time to reconsider.”

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2018, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5450 "2018-11-30T21:06:51Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> Wait and see if he’s _figuratively_ putting his neck in a noose (the bolding can be hard to see).
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> 😉

Oh. Okay I get it. 🙂

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5451 "2018-12-03T15:48:33Z")

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Butts are really hurt this morning:

> [@](#):
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> “Michael Cohen asks judge for no Prison Time.” You mean he can do all of the TERRIBLE, unrelated to Trump, things having to do with fraud, big loans, Taxis, etc., and not serve a long prison term? He makes up stories to get a GREAT & ALREADY reduced deal for himself, and get…
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> …his wife and father-in-law (who has the money?) off Scott Free. He lied for this outcome and should, in my opinion, serve a full and complete sentence.

No pardon for YOU, Mikey!

> <https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1069614615510859776?s=19>

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5452 "2018-12-03T15:52:18Z")

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He continues…

“I will never testify against Trump.” This statement was recently made by Roger Stone, essentially stating that he will not be forced by a rogue and out of control prosecutor to make up lies and stories about “President Trump.” Nice to know that some people still have “guts!”

> <https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1069619316319035392?s=19>

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5453 "2018-12-03T15:54:43Z")

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Fraud and lying should result in a long prison sentence? I’m sure a lot of former Trump University students are glad to hear that.

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5454 "2018-12-03T16:13:37Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> and get…
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> …his wife and father-in-law (who has the money?) off Scott Free.
> 
> [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1069614615510859776?s=19](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1069614615510859776?s=19)

Who is Scott Free?

Was he the mole planted by the FBI in the campaign?

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5455 "2018-12-03T16:16:58Z")

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Scott Free? He was just a covfefe boy, nobody important.

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**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5456 "2018-12-03T16:22:20Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> He continues…
> 
> “I will never testify against Trump.” This statement was recently made by Roger Stone, essentially stating that he will not be forced by a rogue and out of control prosecutor to make up lies and stories about “President Trump.” Nice to know that some people still have “guts!”
> 
> [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1069619316319035392?s=19](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1069619316319035392?s=19)

Actually, Donnie, I think Stone is essentially stating that you are guilty and he will not verify that. Otherwise, he’d essentially state “I have nothing to hide and will tell the truth”.

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**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5457 "2018-12-03T16:27:42Z")

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I am not a lawyer, but lots of lawyers I follow on Twitter just shouted in unison, “Witness tampering!”

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5458 "2018-12-03T16:34:40Z")

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> [@Defensive\_Indifference](#):
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> I am not a lawyer, but lots of lawyers I follow on Twitter just shouted in unison, “Witness tampering!”

[Yup.](https://twitter.com/SpicyFiles/status/1069626121703092226)

[Even KellyAnne Conway’s husband is on the WT train…](https://twitter.com/gtconway3d/status/1069622944152911872)

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5459 "2018-12-03T16:44:46Z")

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His Orangeness is looking forward to 41’s funeral:

> [@](#):
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> Looking forward to being with the Bush Family to pay my respects to President George H.W. Bush.

> <https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1069631759573225474?s=19>

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5460 "2018-12-03T17:03:55Z")

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> [@Railer13](#):
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> Who is Scott Free?

Maybe Trump’s hoping for a [miracle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mister_Miracle).

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