# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 275
**Author:** ![HelenGawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@HelenGawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelenGawn)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2018, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5481 "2018-12-04T01:56:16Z")
> [@dasmoocher](#): > > Some of Trump’s base are glad Russia interfered. Article and video from the summer: > > \*\*Republican voter thanks Russia for ‘interfering in our election’ > > Trump supporter tells call-in show she is confident Kremlin swung 2016 presidential vote, but has no complaints\*\* > > [https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/republican-voter-trump-putin-russia-election-meddling-a8450531.html](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/republican-voter-trump-putin-russia-election-meddling-a8450531.html) > > Just let the irony of ~“not knowing what you’re doing” sink in. As well as “illusions[sic] of grandeur” and the fact that Trump admitted himself that he sexually assaults women. > > But Benghazi!!! Emails!!! Liberal!!! I urge everyone to watch the video at that link. The way the anchor moves things around on his desk to avoid the camera is priceless. ---
**Author:** ![mistymage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mistymage/32/459_2.png) [@mistymage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mistymage)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2018, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5482 "2018-12-04T03:02:03Z")
Trump tweeted: ““Michael Cohen asks judge for no Prison Time.” You mean he can do all of the TERRIBLE, unrelated to Trump, things having to do with fraud, big loans, Taxis, etc., and not serve a long prison term?” I want to know more about those cars… err … Taxis. I know, small spelling error but still… since Tweets from the Twit are supposedly official we should be able to believe they are correct. And hope that is just another papercut to this administration. Not that these guys use taxis ☹ ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2018, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5483 "2018-12-04T03:47:51Z")
Actually, Michael Cohen is alleged to have had some underhanded dealings with NYC taxi medallion arbitrage, so not a misspelling. Why Shit-Gibbon capitalized taxi, who the fuck wants to know what goes thru his head when he’s working on his Twitter diarrhea. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2018, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5484 "2018-12-04T04:58:49Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > [Yup.](https://twitter.com/SpicyFiles/status/1069626121703092226) Have to note some idiocy from Twitter itself, too: This conversation has too many replies to show them all. Learn More Why in the world wouldn’t it just show as many replies as it can? Then put a link at the bottom to open a new page to show more. It’s not fucking hard. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2018, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5485 "2018-12-04T07:12:37Z")
> [@D\_Odds](#): > > Why Shit-Gibbon capitalized taxi, who the fuck wants to know what goes thru his head when he’s working on his Twitter diarrhea. He has a vague Memory of being forced to read the Declaration of Independence in School when he was seven, so he thinks all Nouns must be capitalized. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2018, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5486 "2018-12-04T11:05:43Z")
> [@mistymage](#): > > … > > I want to know more about those cars… err … Taxis. > > … I assumed the reference was to taxi medallions in NYC. Lots of filling in the blanks when you read Trumps gruntings. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2018, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5487 "2018-12-04T11:16:01Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > He has a vague Memory of being forced to read the Declaration of Independence in School when he was seven, so he thinks all Nouns must be capitalized. He is of German heritage. Much to Germany’s dismay. ---
**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2018, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5488 "2018-12-04T14:59:08Z")
> [@D\_Odds](#): > > Actually, Michael Cohen is alleged to have had some underhanded dealings with NYC taxi medallion arbitrage, so not a misspelling. Why Shit-Gibbon capitalized taxi, who the fuck wants to know what goes thru his head when he’s working on his Twitter diarrhea. There is a woman on my Nextdoor who randomly capitalizes words: “You should Always call the Police if there has been a Crime. We must take Back our neighborhood”. It Always reminds me of Trump. ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2018, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5489 "2018-12-04T19:28:36Z")
Not Donald Sr. but another Trump fails at Twitter: Conway’s husband fires back at Eric Trump by sharing tweet about alleged Trump affair with Stormy Daniels [https://thehill.com/homenews/news/419588-conways-husband-fires-back-at-eric-trump-by-sharing-tweet-about-alleged-trump](https://thehill.com/homenews/news/419588-conways-husband-fires-back-at-eric-trump-by-sharing-tweet-about-alleged-trump) > [@](#): > > Eric Trump had tweeted on Monday that Conway’s accusation of tampering represented “utter disrespect” to his wife. > > “Of all the ugliness in politics, the utter disrespect George Conway shows toward his wife, her career, place of work, and everything she has fought SO hard to achieve, might top them all,” Trump wrote. I like Reza Aslan’s reply: > [@](#): > > Wait. Did I miss something? Did George Conway pay money to have sex with a porn star right after his wife gave birth? The Irony Meter needs repair after seeing a Trump call someone out on ugliness in politics and disrespect. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2018, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5490 "2018-12-04T20:11:12Z")
> [@dasmoocher](#): > > Not Donald Sr. but another Trump fails at Twitter: > > Conway’s husband fires back at Eric Trump by sharing tweet about alleged Trump affair with Stormy Daniels > > [https://thehill.com/homenews/news/419588-conways-husband-fires-back-at-eric-trump-by-sharing-tweet-about-alleged-trump](https://thehill.com/homenews/news/419588-conways-husband-fires-back-at-eric-trump-by-sharing-tweet-about-alleged-trump) > > I like Reza Aslan’s reply: > The Irony Meter needs repair after seeing a Trump call someone out on ugliness in politics and disrespect. There were many great replies burning Eric: “I’ll be honest w you… you’re my FAVORITE @SNL character.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2018, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5491 "2018-12-04T20:39:52Z")
n/m ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2018, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5492 "2018-12-05T06:25:12Z")
Trump’s Twitter idiocy must be contagious. On Friday, Loser Donald’s alleged lawyer Rudy Giuliani barfed this nonsensical complaint out; > [@Little Rudy](#): > > Mueller filed an indictment just as the President left for G-20.In July he indicted the Russians who will never come here just before he left for Helsinki.Either could have been done earlier or later. Out of control!Supervision please? You’ll notice he forgot to put spaces after the end of his sentences. You may also notice that .in is a top-level domain. Some clever individual decided therefore to go out and buy the domain G-20.in and leave a message on it which I won’t spoil for you. (It’s perfectly safe for work.) Rudy must have just found out about this today, because he responded in the only way a Trumpite can - he _blamed Twitter._ > [@Little Rudy](#): > > Twitter allowed someone to invade my text with a disgusting anti-President message. The same thing-period no space-occurred later and it didn’t happen. Don’t tell me they are not committed cardcarrying anti-Trumpers. Time Magazine also may fit that description. FAIRNESS PLEASE ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2018, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5493 "2018-12-05T14:10:16Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Trump’s Twitter idiocy must be contagious. On Friday, Loser Donald’s alleged lawyer Rudy Giuliani barfed this nonsensical complaint out; > > You’ll notice he forgot to put spaces after the end of his sentences. You may also notice that .in is a top-level domain. Some clever individual decided therefore to go out and buy the domain G-20.in and leave a message on it which I won’t spoil for you. (It’s perfectly safe for work.) > > Rudy must have just found out about this today, because he responded in the only way a Trumpite can - he _blamed Twitter._ > [@Little Rudy](#): > > Twitter allowed someone to invade my text with a disgusting anti-President message. The same thing-period no space-occurred later and it didn’t happen. Don’t tell me they are not committed cardcarrying anti-Trumpers. Time Magazine also may fit that description. FAIRNESS PLEASE Well, if _Out of control!Supervision please_ could have been made into a valid URL, I’d bet it would have been. Maybe you should stick to news conferences, Rudy, where we can be amused at your facial expressions. > [@me](#): > > anti-disgusting President message FTFY ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2018, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5494 "2018-12-05T14:14:31Z")
Looks like Nosferudy Ghouliani got his cyber-security credentials from Trump University. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2018, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5495 "2018-12-05T14:44:01Z")
Let us not forget that the Original Rudy G also owned a cybersecurity firm and is Dotard’s [National Cybersecurity Advisor](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/monkey-cage/wp/2018/12/05/rudy-giuliani-is-trumps-cybersecurity-adviser-he-might-want-a-refresher/). ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2018, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5496 "2018-12-05T15:31:43Z")
> [@aurora\_maire](#): > > There is a woman on my Nextdoor who randomly capitalizes words: “You should Always call the Police if there has been a Crime. We must take Back our neighborhood”. It Always reminds me of Trump. Reminds me of George Ade. > **[George Ade](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Ade)** > > George Ade (February 9, 1866 – May 16, 1944) was an American writer, syndicated newspaper columnist, librettist, and playwright who gained national notoriety at the turn of the 20th century with his "Stories of the Streets and of the Town", a column that used street language and slang to describe daily life in Chicago, and a column of his fables in slang, which were humorous stories that featured vernacular speech and the liberal use of capitalization in his characters' dialog. > Ade's fables in... ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5497 "2018-12-05T16:06:06Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Let us not forget that the Original Rudy G also owned a cybersecurity firm and is Dotard’s [National Cybersecurity Advisor](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/monkey-cage/wp/2018/12/05/rudy-giuliani-is-trumps-cybersecurity-adviser-he-might-want-a-refresher/). Only the best people! Psst! Rudy! They have the internet on computers now. You can also stop looking for the “any” key. And like Trump, this stupidity can’t possibly be Rudy’s own fault. No, it must be a Twitter conspiracy out to embarrass Rudy and Trump. I bet Soros is paying these hackers. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2018, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5498 "2018-12-05T16:33:13Z")
Found another Rudy tweet with an accidental link. The link, too, was “hijacked” and someone posted a re-direct to Benjamin Witte’s “Lawfare” websites Trump/Russia section: The Tweet: [https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1041168209074941952](https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1041168209074941952) The Redirect: [The Russia Connection - Topics - Lawfare](https://www.lawfareblog.com/topic/russia-connection) ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2018, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5499 "2018-12-05T16:45:33Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Found another Rudy tweet with an accidental link. The link, too, was “hijacked” and someone posted a re-direct to Benjamin Witte’s “Lawfare” websites Trump/Russia section: > > The Tweet: [https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1041168209074941952](https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1041168209074941952) > The Redirect: [https://www.lawfareblog.com/topic/russia-connection](https://www.lawfareblog.com/topic/russia-connection) You mean that Twitter allowed TWO people to invade Rudy’s texts? That’s just not fair. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5500 "2018-12-06T14:38:14Z")
To which I reply with the current GOP mantra: “No, but it’s legal so neener, neener.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=274) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=276)