# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 277
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5521 "2018-12-07T17:30:18Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > In the unlikely event he’s done something that gets him prison time he’ll be in some Club Fed facility. Aren’t most Club Fed facilities quite easy to escape from, secured mostly by the “if you sneak out of here, you’ll go to a real prison when we catch you” deterrent? That might not be a good fit for an arrogant self-indulgent fool like the Dotard. ---
**Author:** ![catflea12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f6c823/32.png) [@catflea12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catflea12)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5522 "2018-12-07T17:31:28Z")
I don’t believe in God, but I do like the mental image of thump braced at attention in front of God’s desk going bu-bu-but. Same for Fred Phelps and company. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5523 "2018-12-07T17:39:29Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > Aren’t most Club Fed facilities quite easy to escape from, secured mostly by the “if you sneak out of here, you’ll go to a real prison when we catch you” deterrent? > > That might not be a good fit for an arrogant self-indulgent fool like the Dotard. There is a federal facility in south-eastern Cuba that would a be a good fit. But only if they WB him, without asking any questions. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5524 "2018-12-07T17:59:22Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > Aren’t most Club Fed facilities quite easy to escape from, secured mostly by the “if you sneak out of here, you’ll go to a real prison when we catch you” deterrent? > > That might not be a good fit for an arrogant self-indulgent fool like the Dotard. But he’d have to actually walk more than 100 feet. Not gonna happen unless he can hijack a golf cart. ---
**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5525 "2018-12-07T18:08:02Z")
Just don’t see a US president going to jail under any circumstances. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5526 "2018-12-07T18:09:58Z")
> [@Fiveyearlurker](#): > > Just don’t see a US president going to jail under any circumstances. While seeing him in an orange jump suit would be satisfying, what I’d really like to see is him and his famila watch as their paper empire crumples. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5527 "2018-12-07T18:17:32Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > No, no, no. > > A small house on a bombing range would do just fine. But the house is to be missed. > Just by a bit. > > The only TV would be MSNBC. And give him a cell phone that is bricked. > > He would get McD’s burgers with extra pickles and no ketchup every day. _Black Mirror_, Season 5 (coming soon to Netflix…) ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5528 "2018-12-07T18:53:47Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > While seeing him in an orange jump suit would be satisfying, what I’d really like to see is him and his famila watch as their paper empire crumples. OK so maybe jail is unrealistic, but how 2000 hours of community service? He can wear the orange jumpsuit as he picks up trash by the highway and unclogs the public toilets in city parks. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5529 "2018-12-07T18:57:45Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > OK so maybe jail is unrealistic, but how 2000 hours of community service? He can wear the orange jumpsuit as he picks up trash by the highway and unclogs the public toilets in city parks. Actually, celebs can do PSAs for their community service. I wonder what PSA Trump could do? ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5530 "2018-12-07T19:01:41Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > OK so maybe jail is unrealistic, but how 2000 hours of community service? He can wear the orange jumpsuit as he picks up trash by the highway and unclogs the public toilets in city parks. Mar-a-Lago is confiscated as public property due to failure to pay taxes. He can do janitor duty there. ---
**Author:** ![Lacunae\_Matata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lacunae\_Matata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lacunae_Matata)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5531 "2018-12-07T19:16:34Z")
> [@Grrr](#): > > Actually, celebs can do PSAs for their community service. I wonder what PSA Trump could do? [https://youtu.be/gw\_oGKUqtN0](https://youtu.be/gw_oGKUqtN0) This comes to mind. (Sorry about ugly link. It’s my favorite PSA, courtesy of Dwayne Stomp.) ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5532 "2018-12-07T20:19:19Z")
Ha Ha! Check out Trump’s response on Twitter to Tillerson’s statements about Trump asking him to do things illegally: > [@](#): > > Mike Pompeo is doing a great job, I am very proud of him. His predecessor, Rex Tillerson, didn’t have the mental capacity needed. He was dumb as a rock and I couldn’t get rid of him fast enough. He was lazy as hell. Now it is a whole new ballgame, great spirit at State! Stable genius, indeed! ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5533 "2018-12-07T20:22:56Z")
> [@dasmoocher](#): > > Ha Ha! > > Check out Trump’s response on Twitter to Tillerson’s statements about Trump asking him to do things illegally: > > Stable genius, indeed! Just when I think I can’t be surprised any more. Trump is calling someone “dumb as a rock.” That surprises me. And “couldn’t get rid of him fast enough?” Why not? What was stopping him? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5534 "2018-12-07T20:25:58Z")
> [@dasmoocher](#): > > Ha Ha! > > Check out Trump’s response on Twitter to Tillerson’s statements about Trump asking him to do things illegally: > > Stable genius, indeed! “No fucking moron. No fucking moron. You’re the fucking moron. No, YOU’RE the fucking moron!” ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5535 "2018-12-07T20:33:11Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > Just when I think I can’t be surprised any more. Trump is calling someone “dumb as a rock.” That surprises me. And “couldn’t get rid of him fast enough?” Why not? What was stopping him? > [@VinylTurnip](#): > > “No fucking moron. No fucking moron. You’re the fucking moron. No, YOU’RE the fucking moron!” Don’t forget the other part of Trump’s psychological projection–“lazy as hell”. From the man who watches cable news all day on “executive time”, tweets incessantly, and has by now probably golfed more than all the previous presidents combined. I’ve said it many times, Trump doesn’t want to be the actual President and do the job, he just wants to play President on TV and at rallies. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5536 "2018-12-07T20:36:29Z")
> [@dasmoocher](#): > > …I’ve said it many times, Trump doesn’t want to be the actual President and do the job, he just wants to play President on TV and at rallies. “I’m not really the President of the United States, and come to think of it, I don’t play one on TV either.” ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5537 "2018-12-07T20:57:34Z")
Everybody Trump bad-mouths one of his former associates, I just wish somebody – preferably a reporter…preferably, Jim Acosta – would have the balls to ask him “Why do you keep hiring so many liars and morons? Are you the worst hiring manager EVER?” ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5538 "2018-12-07T23:58:13Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > Originally Posted by Dotard > > We will be doing a major Counter Report to the Mueller Report. This should never again be allowed to happen to a future President of the United States! > > OMG, not a **MAJOR** Counter Report! Donny and Rudy have been working on it for weeks. It’s all about lyin’ Hillarys and leakin’ Comeys. Full of facts and stuff. They’re gonna show Conflicted Bob and the Angry Dems just what a witch hunt is all about. > > What a pathetic joke. Trump voters should be begging for forgiveness about now. There will be no “Report” from Trump. He’s too lazy to even give the order to come up with one. At most, Dan Scavino will cut/paste a couple hundred of Trump’s tweets into a Word doc, and release that with “Super Major COUNTER Report, Nyah Nyah Mueller!!!1!!!” at the top. ---
**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2018, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5539 "2018-12-08T00:24:56Z")
> [@dasmoocher](#): > > Ha Ha! > > Check out Trump’s response on Twitter to Tillerson’s statements about Trump asking him to do things illegally: > > > [@](#): > > > > Mike Pompeo is doing a great job, I am very proud of him. His predecessor, Rex Tillerson, didn’t have the mental capacity needed. He was dumb as a rock and I couldn’t get rid of him fast enough. He was lazy as hell. Now it is a whole new ballgame, great spirit at State! > > Stable genius, indeed! I saw this somewhere earlier today and thought it was somebody parodying Trump! Obviously my standards for his tweets aren’t nearly low enough. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2018, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5540 "2018-12-08T00:27:04Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > what I’d really like to see is him and his famila watch as their paper empire crumples. Agreed. My actual dream in this scenario is that scraping together the money for a monthly transit pass will be an issue for him. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=276) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=278)