# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 283
**Author:** ![PatriotX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@PatriotX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotX)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2018, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5641 "2018-12-14T19:01:48Z")
> [@Rysto](#): > > Come the 2020 election, Trump is going to tell people that he did build the wall and the fake news media is suppressing that to make him look bad, isn’t he? Idk if you think you’re joking or not. But, I suspect that this is an accurate prediction. ---
**Author:** ![Ambrosio\_Spinola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de0a6/32.png) [@Ambrosio\_Spinola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambrosio_Spinola)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2018, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5642 "2018-12-14T19:21:58Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > More projection. He assumes, as with his own, Cohen’s family must be dirty too. Michael Cohen’s father-in-law is [Fima Shusterman](https://www.cnbc.com/2018/04/19/father-in-law-of-trump-lawyer-michael-cohen-loaned-millions-to-cab-mogul.html), a naturalized citizen originally from Ukraine who has been mentioned in connection with a couple of investigations but never charged with anything, as far as I’m aware. There are at least some reports that he [did some business directly with Trump](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/a-brief-history-of-michael-cohens-criminal-ties-628875/) though, so I’m not entirely sure if this accusation is pure projection like some of his other statements are. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2018, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5643 "2018-12-14T19:30:47Z")
> [@Ambrosio\_Spinola](#): > > Michael Cohen’s father-in-law is [Fima Shusterman](https://www.cnbc.com/2018/04/19/father-in-law-of-trump-lawyer-michael-cohen-loaned-millions-to-cab-mogul.html), a naturalized citizen originally from Ukraine who has been mentioned in connection with a couple of investigations but never charged with anything, as far as I’m aware. There are at least some reports that he [did some business directly with Trump](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/a-brief-history-of-michael-cohens-criminal-ties-628875/) though, so I’m not entirely sure if this accusation is pure projection like some of his other statements are. Isn’t Shusterman involved in the phony taxi medallion case in New York? ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2018, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5644 "2018-12-15T17:34:30Z")
Another day, another outburst of explosive Twitterrhea: > [@Pathetic and Dishonest Criminal-in-Chief](#): > > The pathetic and dishonest Weekly Standard, run by failed prognosticator Bill Kristol (who, like many others, never had a clue), is flat broke and out of business. Too bad. May it rest in peace! > [@Orange Obfuscator](#): > > Never in the history of our Country has the “press” been more dishonest than it is today. Stories that should be good, are bad. Stories that should be bad, are horrible. Many stories, like with the REAL story on Russia, Clinton & the DNC, seldom get reported. Too bad! > [@Hirer of Only The Best People](#): > > Secretary of the Interior @RyanZinke will be leaving the Administration at the end of the year after having served for a period of almost two years. Ryan has accomplished much during his tenure and I want to thank him for his service to our Nation… ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2018, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5645 "2018-12-15T18:46:09Z")
Isn’t Bill Kristol a Republican? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2018, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5646 "2018-12-15T19:07:03Z")
Yes, but not a real one. Membership now requires saying “mmm, yummy! More, please!” after every steaming mouthful of Trumpshit. Make a face, and you’re a RINO. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2018, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5647 "2018-12-15T23:22:14Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Isn’t Bill Kristol a Republican? > [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Yes, but not a real one. Membership now requires saying “mmm, yummy! More, please!” after every steaming mouthful of Trumpshit. Make a face, and you’re a RINO. Yep. (I believe Kristol was a Never-Trumper from the beginning.) (In other news, thanks to those who answered about the possible meaning of Rancid Clown’s phrasing in re Michael Cohen’s family.) ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2018, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5648 "2018-12-16T14:48:19Z")
Saturday Night Live is unfair news, and/or collusion; > [@Loser Donald](#): > > A REAL scandal is the one sided coverage, hour by hour, of networks like NBC & Democrat spin machines like Saturday Night Live. It is all nothing less than unfair news coverage and Dem commercials. Should be tested in courts, can’t be legal? Only defame & belittle! Collusion? ---
**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2018, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5649 "2018-12-16T15:17:00Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Saturday Night Live is unfair news, and/or collusion; Well, surely, Trump is the very first president to be lampooned by SNL. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2018, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5650 "2018-12-16T15:50:43Z")
Wasn’t there a ‘Fairness Doctrine’ at the FCC that was overturned by Republicans decades ago? ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2018, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5651 "2018-12-16T15:53:11Z")
> [@Ike\_Witt](#): > > Wasn’t there a ‘Fairness Doctrine’ at the FCC that was overturned by Republicans decades ago? Yes. But given that what was fair was decided by the FCC, I’m not sure that would really be an improvement now. ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2018, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5652 "2018-12-16T15:53:24Z")
He really has utterly no concept of legal/illegal, does he? It’s just good for me/bad for me. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2018, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5653 "2018-12-16T15:55:25Z")
Not even that: pleasant for me, unpleasant for me. And anybody who dares point out that his actions are unpleasant for them are unfair losers. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2018, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5654 "2018-12-16T16:33:15Z")
He’s having an absolute Twitterhea attack today. He’s logged six Tweets of utter nonsense in the last couple of hours. Going on about texts between Strozk and “the lovely” Lisa Page (_creepy_) and that the real collusion is that the FBI raided Michael Cohen’s office instead of the DNC’s “to get the server,” and/or “Crooked’s,” … and the best one, that he wants the courts to look into how unfair Saturday Night Live is to him. Why doesn’t he go ahead and just write their cold opening for next week’s show right now - I’m sure their writers would appreciate the break. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2018, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5655 "2018-12-16T16:44:52Z")
> > [@](#): > > The Democrats policy of Child Seperation on the Border during the Obama Administration was far worse than the way we handle it now. Remember the 2014 picture of children in cages - the Obama years. However, if you don’t separate, FAR more people will come. Smugglers use the kids! More incoherent babbling. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2018, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5656 "2018-12-16T19:36:17Z")
> [@Railer13](#): > > [https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1074339834351759363](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1074339834351759363) > > > [@](#): > > > > Remember the 2014 picture of children in cages - the Obama years. Except those children came into the country alone and were only held until they could be placed with relatives or other caretakers. Other than that, yeah, totally the same as indefinitely separating children from their parents. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2018, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5657 "2018-12-16T19:52:41Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > He’s having an absolute Twitterhea attack today. He’s logged six Tweets of utter nonsense in the last couple of hours. Going on about texts between Strozk and “the lovely” Lisa Page (_creepy_) and that the real collusion is that the FBI raided Michael Cohen’s office instead of the DNC’s “to get the server,” and/or “Crooked’s,” … and the best one, that he wants the courts to look into how unfair Saturday Night Live is to him. Why doesn’t he go ahead and just write their cold opening for next week’s show right now - I’m sure their writers would appreciate the break. Okay SNL, here’s what ya do: Next week’s show opens with a very solemn, somber, administrative type in a dark suit and tie coming out and saying sheepishly that they feel bad that the President thinks they’re being unfair to him. So earlier in the week they contacted DJT himself, and offered him the opportunity to write the cold open. Which he did. THEN they present a cold open AS IF the President had written it. They imagine DJT’s idea of the right SNL cold open. God, that would be a HOOT to write! The only icky part would be to (in your imagination) crawl inside that vacuous empty space atop thump’s shoulders (inhabited only by a few lonely brain cells being munched on by maggots). But what fun, especially since he has nothing that even resembles a sense of humor. And since whatever cold open thump would come up with would not be funny, there would need to be two very conspicuous individuals with “APPLAUSE” signs on either end of the stage to cue the audience at the appropriate times. The jokes could cover all of thump’s fave topics: Crooked Hillary’s emails, Obama’s birth certificate, and then maybe a few dark, bitter “jokes” about the hardships that the kids in the detention camps have brought on themselves. And then, of course, the regular punch line “Live! From New York!” etc. Oh, please, please, do it. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2018, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5658 "2018-12-16T19:53:59Z")
> [@Fiveyearlurker](#): > > Well, surely, Trump is the very first president to be lampooned by SNL. Three years after he hosted the show. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2018, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5659 "2018-12-16T19:57:29Z")
> [@jsc1953](#): > > He really has utterly no concept of legal/illegal, does he? It’s just good for me/bad for me. He knows, but he just doesn’t care. ---
**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2018, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5660 "2018-12-16T19:57:36Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > He’s having an absolute Twitterhea attack today. He’s logged six Tweets of utter nonsense in the last couple of hours. Going on about texts between Strozk and “the lovely” Lisa Page (_creepy_) and that the real collusion is that the FBI raided Michael Cohen’s office instead of the DNC’s “to get the server,” and/or “Crooked’s,” … and the best one, that he wants the courts to look into how unfair Saturday Night Live is to him. Why doesn’t he go ahead and just write their cold opening for next week’s show right now - I’m sure their writers would appreciate the break. Perhaps someone talked to him about optics of him taking 16 days at Mar-a-Lago during a government shutdown? Also, the mostest Presidential use of “Rat” to describe Cohen - channeling Jimmy Cagney or the real mob? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=282) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=284)