# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 285
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2018, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5681 "2018-12-17T15:52:00Z")
> [@Celidin](#): > > Narrator: “It’s not” Narrator? I picture the World Famous Criminologist. I don’t know if that makes Jared and Ivanka Brad and Janet. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2018, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5682 "2018-12-17T16:13:07Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > Narrator? I picture the World Famous Criminologist. How about a cutaway to Lt. Joe Kenda? ‘My, my, my.’ ---
**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2018, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5683 "2018-12-17T18:57:32Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > Speaking of language skills: > > > [@Dumbass-in-Chief](#): > > > > Anytime you hear a Democrat saying that you can have good Boarder Security without a Wall, write them off as just another politician following the party line. Time for us to save billions of dollars a year and have, at the same time, far greater safety and control! To be perfectly fair, boarder security will usually include walls, if only because boarders usually balk at paying rent if they aren’t getting some sort of walls (and windows and doors, and usually a roof) in return. ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2018, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5684 "2018-12-17T19:07:42Z")
> [@Gorsnak](#): > > To be perfectly fair, boarder security will usually include walls, if only because boarders usually balk at paying rent if they aren’t getting some sort of walls (and windows and doors, and usually a roof) in return. That might be the lessor of two evils ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2018, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5685 "2018-12-17T19:20:15Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > It’s terrible how law enforcement officers keep entrapping criminals by investigating them for crimes they’ve committed. And FORCING them to lie by asking questions! Disgraceful! > [@DrFidelius](#): > > That might be the lessor of two evils :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2018, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5686 "2018-12-17T19:26:37Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > That might be the lessor of two evils 😃 ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2018, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5687 "2018-12-17T19:42:26Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > That might be the lessor of two evils Punning like this is a violation of the Board’s tenants. Right? ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2018, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5688 "2018-12-17T21:14:52Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Punning like this is a violation of the Board’s tenants. Right? That’s the lease of our worries. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2018, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5689 "2018-12-17T23:20:48Z")
Did you hear about the guy who rented an apartment to a couple of bugs? He was the lessor of two weevils… ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2018, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5690 "2018-12-17T23:33:13Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > Did you hear about the guy who rented an apartment to a couple of bugs? He was the lessor of two weevils… I’ve been waiting for [_years_](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11950362&postcount=4) to do this… _flicks **jayjay’s** ear_ Stop that! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2018, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5691 "2018-12-17T23:48:41Z")
Excellent callback! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5692 "2018-12-18T00:05:42Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > That might be the lessor of two evils Or the lessor of the two eagles rent-a-bird franchise. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5693 "2018-12-18T12:50:23Z")
Would anyone who speaks Trump care to translate these, er, nocturnal emissions from this morning? I can’t make heads or tails of them. > [@Indiviual-1](#): > > Facebook, Twitter and Google are so biased toward the Dems it is ridiculous! Twitter, in fact, has made it much more difficult for people to join @realDonaldTrump. They have removed many names & greatly slowed the level and speed of increase. They have acknowledged-done NOTHING! Increased what? Who acknowledged what? Who’s done nothing? > [@](#): > > I hope the people over at the Fed will read today’s Wall Street Journal Editorial before they make yet another mistake. Also, don’t let the market become any more illiquid than it already is. Stop with the 50 B’s. Feel the market, don’t just go by meaningless numbers. Good luck! 50 B’s of what? 50 Bs of k in a f p g? Are they killer Bs? “Feel the market”? Is that like “Be the ball”? ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5694 "2018-12-18T13:54:51Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Would anyone who speaks Trump care to translate these, er, nocturnal emissions from this morning? The first one translates to: “WAAA! WAAAAA! Mean old Twitter deleted a bunch of the Russian Bot accounts that were following and retweeting me! No fair!!” A few more stool samples from this morning’s outpouring of Twitterrhea – first, another regurgitation of the long-discredited “FBI Bias” twaddle: > [@Uninidicted Co-Conspirator](#): > > Biggest outrage yet in the long, winding and highly conflicted Mueller Witch Hunt is the fact that 19,000 demanded Text messages between Peter Strzok and his FBI lover, Lisa Page, were purposely & illegally deleted. Would have explained whole Hoax, which is now under protest! Next, yet another wink-nudge attempt to obstruct justice by suggesting that one of his indicted co-conspirators perjure himself to protect the boss: > [@Putin's Puppet](#): > > Good luck today in court to General Michael Flynn. Will be interesting to see what he has to say, despite tremendous pressure being put on him, about Russian Collusion in our great and, obviously, highly successful political campaign. There was no Collusion! ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5695 "2018-12-18T14:45:17Z")
“…which is now under protest”?? What, did he file with the Commissioner of Baseball because the umpires blew a ruling? ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5696 "2018-12-18T14:50:42Z")
Trump has the intellect of day old dogshit. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5697 "2018-12-18T15:07:44Z")
The 50B’s are my favorite fusion Rockabilly/Funk act! ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5698 "2018-12-18T15:38:07Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > The 50B’s are my favorite fusion Rockabilly/Funk act! It is likely that Trump was talking about the Fed’s current policy of reducing its bond holdings by a maximum of $50 billion per month… Or pleading that we all listen to his 50 shades of Bullshit. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5699 "2018-12-18T16:06:41Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > The 50B’s are my favorite fusion Rockabilly/Funk act! The 50Bs was the original name of the B52s. ---
**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5700 "2018-12-18T16:44:50Z")
I’m pretty sure 50Bs are the standard unit of measure of covfefe. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=284) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=286)