# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5741 "2018-12-19T17:45:39Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Musing… you know, lots of people have jars and boxes of pennies and other coins lying around. Old piggy banks, shoeboxes, those big water bottles. If everyone mailed all of that spare change to the White House, maybe that would be enough to pay for The Wall.

My Trump-supporting uncle posted a meme saying that Liberals are saying that the wall would cost every household $120. ‘Where do I send my check?’ :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5742 "2018-12-19T17:49:42Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> My Trump-supporting uncle posted a meme saying that Liberals are saying that the wall would cost every household $120. ‘Where do I send my check?’ :rolleyes:

“Toymaker’s Wall-Buildin’ Workshop LLC”.

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5743 "2018-12-19T17:54:15Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> My Trump-supporting uncle posted a meme saying that Liberals are saying that the wall would cost every household $120. ‘Where do I send my check?’ :rolleyes:

You should ask him how much it will cost every Mexican household.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5744 "2018-12-19T18:08:16Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> My Trump-supporting uncle posted a meme saying that Liberals are saying that the wall would cost every household $120. ‘Where do I send my check?’ :rolleyes:

Errata: The line is actually ‘My response: You want cash, cheque, or charge?’  
Given the spelling of ‘cheque’, I wonder if this meme was Made In Russia.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5745 "2018-12-19T18:24:36Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> My Trump-supporting uncle posted a meme saying that Liberals are saying that the wall would cost every household $120. ‘Where do I send my check?’ :rolleyes:

What’s this supposed to even mean? That the wall is cheap? That it’s expensive? That your uncle doesn’t think it will cost as anything?

I guess it’s anti-liberal since your Unk supports Trump. But ???

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5746 "2018-12-19T18:30:52Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> What’s this supposed to even mean? That the wall is cheap? That it’s expensive? That your uncle doesn’t think it will cost as anything?
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> I guess it’s anti-liberal since your Unk supports Trump. But ???

The idea is that it would ‘only’ cost $120 per household. A cheap price to pay to keep America safe from people who want to clean our houses and butcher our chickens and pick our lettuce!

The disconnect is that my uncle and his fellow supporters of Little Donnie Fail-Fail are always and forever ranting and complaining about Big Government stealing our money and taxing us into bankruptcy.

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**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5747 "2018-12-19T18:58:44Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> My Trump-supporting uncle posted a meme saying that Liberals are saying that the wall would cost every household $120. ‘Where do I send my check?’ :rolleyes:

But Liberals don’t have to pay anything! There’s a Go Fund Me page set up for the wall for Trumpsters. If every one who voted for him pay just the low, low price of $80, they can build the wall themselves!

[https://www.gofundme.com/TheTrumpWall](https://www.gofundme.com/TheTrumpWall)

So they’ve gone from “Mexico will pay for it!” to “we will happily give you our money - MAGA!”. No wonder Trump loves them.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5748 "2018-12-19T19:18:24Z")

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> [@aurora\_maire](#):
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> But Liberals don’t have to pay anything! There’s a Go Fund Me page set up for the wall for Trumpsters. If every one who voted for him pay just the low, low price of $80, they can build the wall themselves!
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> [https://www.gofundme.com/TheTrumpWall](https://www.gofundme.com/TheTrumpWall)
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> So they’ve gone from “Mexico will pay for it!” to “we will happily give you our money - MAGA!”. No wonder Trump loves them.

They seem more willing to pay for the wall that put the money towards the VA.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5749 "2018-12-19T19:41:25Z")

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> [@aurora\_maire](#):
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> But Liberals don’t have to pay anything! There’s a Go Fund Me page set up for the wall for Trumpsters. If every one who voted for him pay just the low, low price of $80, they can build the wall themselves!
> 
> [https://www.gofundme.com/TheTrumpWall](https://www.gofundme.com/TheTrumpWall)
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> So they’ve gone from “Mexico will pay for it!” to “we will happily give you our money - MAGA!”. No wonder Trump loves them.

They’ve raised over $700K so far. There are a lot of dumbasses out there.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5750 "2018-12-19T19:45:21Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> They’ve raised over $700K so far. There are a lot of dumbasses out there.

Man, it really sucks to be afflicted with a conscience and confined to honestly earning money…

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**Author:** ![scr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@scr4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scr4)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5751 "2018-12-19T19:54:33Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> They’ve raised over $700K so far. There are a lot of dumbasses out there.

Only $4,999,300,000 more to go!

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5752 "2018-12-19T20:05:56Z")

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Just how easy would it be to disappear with the money? Um, asking for a friend.

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**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5753 "2018-12-19T20:06:20Z")

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> [@scr4](#):
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> Only $4,999,300,000 more to go!

Yep, they seem to be under the impression that $5 billion is what it will actually cost. :smack:

> [@a seriously stupid Trumpkin](#):
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> “If the 63 million people who voted for Trump each pledge $80, we can build the wall.” That equates to roughly 5Billion Dollars, even if we get half, that’s half the wall. We can do this.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5754 "2018-12-19T20:13:45Z")

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If they build half a wall, will it be a full-height wall which only goes half the distance, or is it a half-height wall which spans the whole distance?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5755 "2018-12-19T20:16:50Z")

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> [@aurora\_maire](#):
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> Yep, they seem to be under the impression that $5 billion is what it will actually cost. :smack:
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> > [@](#):
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> > Originally Posted by a seriously stupid Trumpkin  
> > “If the 63 million people who voted for Trump each pledge $80, we can build the wall.” That equates to roughly 5Billion Dollars, even if we get half, that’s half the wall. We can do this.

If they build just the lower half, it can be more easily climbed over. Just build the upper half. Saves money, too.

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**Author:** ![Wolf333](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf333/32/3460_2.png) [@Wolf333](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolf333)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5756 "2018-12-19T20:17:07Z")

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It will be only the top, so that no one can climb over.

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**Author:** ![Airbeck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/airbeck/32/6574_2.png) [@Airbeck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airbeck)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5757 "2018-12-19T20:23:55Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> If they build half a wall, will it be a full-height wall which only goes half the distance, or is it a half-height wall which spans the whole distance?

Every ten feet it alternates. Wall. No wall. Wall. No wall. The entire span.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5758 "2018-12-19T20:29:38Z")

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> [@Airbeck](#):
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> Every ten feet it alternates. Wall. No wall. Wall. No wall. The entire span.

The gaps should be random. Otherwise, they can figure out the pattern and find the gaps.

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**Author:** ![Airbeck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/airbeck/32/6574_2.png) [@Airbeck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airbeck)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5759 "2018-12-19T20:44:48Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> The gaps should be random. Otherwise, they can figure out the pattern and find the gaps.

Good point. That would certainly be more secure.

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**Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5760 "2018-12-19T21:03:51Z")

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> [@Airbeck](#):
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> Every ten feet it alternates. Wall. No wall. Wall. No wall. The entire span.

For 1 Billion, I’ll make “Mind The Gap” signs to fill the spaces. And have a calm British woman make the announcement over a loud hailer.

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