# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 289
**Author:** ![HelenGawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@HelenGawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelenGawn)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5761 "2018-12-19T21:07:02Z")
> [@aurora\_maire](#): > > But Liberals don’t have to pay anything! There’s a Go Fund Me page set up for the wall for Trumpsters. If every one who voted for him pay just the low, low price of $80, they can build the wall themselves! > > [https://www.gofundme.com/TheTrumpWall](https://www.gofundme.com/TheTrumpWall) > > So they’ve gone from “Mexico will pay for it!” to “we will happily give you our money - MAGA!”. No wonder Trump loves them. It’s an investment. Wait until you see the return they get when iDJiT finally makes Mexico pay them back with interest! ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5762 "2018-12-19T21:07:14Z")
LOL, they’re now closing in on $900,000. Given that he is “earning” $300,000/day, he’ll be able to pay for that wall in… 9.13 years. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5763 "2018-12-19T21:59:02Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > LOL, they’re now closing in on $900,000. Given that he is “earning” $300,000/day, he’ll be able to pay for that wall in… 9.13 years. [Bit of advice.](https://youtu.be/-WCFUGCOLLU?t=45) ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5764 "2018-12-19T22:03:22Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > The gaps should be random. Otherwise, they can figure out the pattern and find the gaps. But will that be considered artistically designed? ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5765 "2018-12-19T22:03:55Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > [Bit of advice.](https://youtu.be/-WCFUGCOLLU?t=45) No! He’s a decorated vet! He’s checkbox verified! He’s BEEN ON FOX NEWS! Completely trustworthy. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5766 "2018-12-19T22:16:15Z")
> [@digs](#): > > For 1 Billion, I’ll make “Mind The Gap” signs to fill the spaces. And have a calm British woman make the announcement over a loud hailer. Four five billion I’ll “build” a wall. Say it is the bestest wall evah. Send out press releases. Have wall dedicating parties in DC, with all the right people. Celebrities. Ted Nugent. No one will ever go down to look at it. Even here in AZ many of the “pro wall” group have never even been to the border. They’ll never know. But they can rest easy that my invincible wall is keeping them safe from MS13 and illegal drywall hangers. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5767 "2018-12-19T23:43:20Z")
I shamelessly stole this from Facebook. Not sure if it’s been on the Dope yet. Trump should make the wall out of Hillary’s emails, since nobody can get over them. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2018, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5768 "2018-12-20T01:07:20Z")
The Russian Embassy has approved of Trump’s withdrawal from Syria "The #US🇺🇸 decision to pull its troops from #Syria🇸🇾 creates good prospects for a political solution in that Arab country " > ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2018, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5769 "2018-12-20T01:40:54Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > The Russian Embassy has approved of Trump’s withdrawal from Syria > "The #US🇺🇸 decision to pull its troops from #Syria🇸🇾 creates good prospects for a political solution in that Arab country " > [https://twitter.com/RusEmbUSA/status/1075488206668353538](https://twitter.com/RusEmbUSA/status/1075488206668353538) I’m surprised that Vlad let Donald wait this long to pull out of Syria. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2018, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5770 "2018-12-20T04:45:27Z")
> [@Sherrerd](#): > > I’m surprised that Vlad let Donald wait this long to pull out of Syria. Looks like he timed it just right, as far as squeezing the last drops of US funding out of the situation. > [@The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-trump-administration-a-clusterfuck-in-the-making/774070/28235): > > Less than a month ago, Mattis was having people building new lookout posts: > > [https://www.military.com/daily-news/2018/11/27/mattis-orders-us-troops-set-observation-posts-northern-syria.html](https://www.military.com/daily-news/2018/11/27/mattis-orders-us-troops-set-observation-posts-northern-syria.html) ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2018, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5771 "2018-12-20T15:09:51Z")
> [@aurora\_maire](#): > > But Liberals don’t have to pay anything! There’s a Go Fund Me page set up for the wall for Trumpsters. If every one who voted for him pay just the low, low price of $80, they can build the wall themselves! > > [https://www.gofundme.com/TheTrumpWall](https://www.gofundme.com/TheTrumpWall) > > So they’ve gone from “Mexico will pay for it!” to “we will happily give you our money - MAGA!”. No wonder Trump loves them. Poor guy has really drunk the Kool-aide. Is there any mention of a refund if construction doesn’t start or will it be used in dribs and drabs to beef up the parts already existing? ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2018, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5772 "2018-12-20T15:14:15Z")
$4 million! He only has to replicate this success… 249 more times. 🙂 And, yes, he does say there is a refund possibility. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2018, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5773 "2018-12-20T15:15:43Z")
The Grand High Poobah explains his geopolitical genius: > [@Induhvidual 1](#): > > Russia, Iran, Syria & many others are not happy about the U.S. leaving, despite what the Fake News says, because now they will have to fight ISIS and others, who they hate, without us. I am building by far the most powerful military in the world. ISIS hits us they are doomed! ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2018, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5774 "2018-12-20T15:22:47Z")
“Russia, Iran, Syria & many others are not happy about the U.S. leaving, despite what the Fake News says, because now they will have to fight ISIS and others, who they hate, without us. I am building by far the most powerful military in the world. ISIS hits us they are doomed!” > [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > The Russian Embassy has approved of Trump’s withdrawal from Syria > "The #US🇺🇸 decision to pull its troops from #Syria🇸🇾 creates good prospects for a political solution in that Arab country " > > [https://twitter.com/RusEmbUSA/status/1075488206668353538](https://twitter.com/RusEmbUSA/status/1075488206668353538) That’s some fine genius right there! ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2018, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5775 "2018-12-20T15:28:06Z")
> [@](#): > > The Russian Embassy has approved of Trump’s withdrawal from Syria > "The #US decision to pull its troops from #Syria creates good prospects for a political solution in that Arab country “” > > [https://twitter.com/RusEmbUSA/status/1075488206668353538](https://twitter.com/RusEmbUSA/status/1075488206668353538) The Russians are trolling the Dotard so hard, they might as well attach a picture of Putin giving him a wedgie with one hand and waving a DVD labelled “PEE-PEE TAPE” with the other. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2018, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5776 "2018-12-20T16:02:00Z")
> [@Tangeranus Deploricus](#): > > With so much talk about the Wall, people are losing sight of the great job being done on our Southern Border by Border Patrol, ICE and our great Military. Remember the Caravans? Well, they didn’t get through and none are forming or on their way. Border is tight. Fake News silent! Gee, whose fault is it that we got distracted by “so much talk about the Wall”? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2018, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5777 "2018-12-20T16:49:54Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > The Grand High Poobah explains his geopolitical genius: Why would they have to fight ISIS? I thought ISIS was defeated. He tweeted as much less than 24 hours earlier. ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2018, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5778 "2018-12-20T17:23:20Z")
> [@Individual 1](#): > > Russia, Iran, Syria & many others are not happy about the U.S. leaving, despite what the Fake News says, because now they will have to fight ISIS and others, who they hate, without us. \*\*I am building by far the most powerful military in the world. \*\*ISIS hits us they are doomed! It’s just a nit, in the onslaught of stupid and awful stuff from this man, but his combination of ignorance + ego never ceases to appall. The US has had " by far the most powerful military in the world" for about 75 years, and he had nothing to do with it. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_McQwark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Steve\_McQwark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_McQwark)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2018, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5779 "2018-12-20T17:26:33Z")
> [@jsc1953](#): > > It’s just a nit, in the onslaught of stupid and awful stuff from this man, but his combination of ignorance + ego never ceases to appall. The US has had " by far the most powerful military in the world" for about 75 years, and **he had nothing to do with it.** In more ways than one. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2018, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5780 "2018-12-20T17:27:31Z")
> [@jsc1953](#): > > It’s just a nit, in the onslaught of stupid and awful stuff from this man, but his combination of ignorance + ego never ceases to appall. The US has had " by far the most powerful military in the world" for about 75 years, and he had nothing to do with it. Yes, he did. His genius was retroactive, don’tcha know. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=288) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=290)