# Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2016, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428 "2016-11-19T15:52:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 290
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2018, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5781 "2018-12-20T17:30:14Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Yes, he did. His genius was retroactive, don’tcha know. The fact that he was never in the military certainly contributed to its greatness. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2018, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5782 "2018-12-20T17:37:31Z")
> [@Gorsnak](#): > > Why would they have to fight ISIS? I thought ISIS was defeated. He tweeted as much less than 24 hours earlier. Schrödinger Terrorists! ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2018, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5783 "2018-12-20T17:59:30Z")
LOL, it appears that Individual-1 has recently unfollowed Ann Coulter on the Twits. ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2018, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5784 "2018-12-20T18:42:16Z")
> [@jsc1953](#): > > It’s just a nit, in the onslaught of stupid and awful stuff from this man, but his combination of ignorance + ego never ceases to appall. The US has had " by far the most powerful military in the world" for about 75 years, and he had nothing to do with it. Just one more example of Trump claiming credit for something he didn’t do. ---
**Author:** ![Elmore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e9a140/32.png) [@Elmore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmore)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2018, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5785 "2018-12-20T18:54:32Z")
> [@Railer13](#): > > I shamelessly stole this from Facebook. Not sure if it’s been on the Dope yet. > > Trump should make the wall out of Hillary’s emails, since nobody can get over them. This forum needs a reddit gold type thing 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AngelSoft](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/angelsoft/32/440_2.png) [@AngelSoft](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelSoft)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2018, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5786 "2018-12-20T21:56:07Z")
Wait…the Wall fundraiser is now showing a goal of $1 billion. Didn’t it start off at $5 billion? Am I crazy? Because if I’m not and they dropped it…that’s kinda funny. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2018, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5787 "2018-12-20T21:57:51Z")
> [@AngelSoft](#): > > Wait…the Wall fundraiser is now showing a goal of $1 billion. Didn’t it start off at $5 billion? Am I crazy? Because if I’m not and they dropped it…that’s kinda funny. I think there’s a limit to how much money you’re allowed to seek. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2018, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5788 "2018-12-20T23:41:32Z")
Wow, 133,000 donors. Mexicans are strange. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5789 "2018-12-21T01:27:38Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Isn’t he describing… a fence? I don’t think Trump likes to hear the word “fence” much, being a money launderer himself. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5790 "2018-12-21T03:39:21Z")
The Ladders GoFundMe is over $51,000 > **[Ladders to Get Over Trump's Wall, organized by Charlotte Clymer](https://www.gofundme.com/f/ladders-to-get-over-trump039s-wall)** > > We saw some folks are raising money for a border wall to keep out our migrant sibli… Charlotte Clymer needs your support for Ladders to Get Over Trump's Wall ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5791 "2018-12-21T04:24:02Z")
That is brilliant. ---
**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5792 "2018-12-21T13:54:27Z")
You can’t even parody this. Trump is our nation’s greatest [technology knower](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1076084489422557184). ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5793 "2018-12-21T14:21:17Z")
> [@Fiveyearlurker](#): > > You can’t even parody this. Trump is our nation’s greatest [technology knower](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1076084489422557184). Maybe someone can give him a copy of **Thing Explainer** [https://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&keywords=thing+explainer&tag=mh0b-20&index=aps&hvadid=7005957605&hvqmt=e&hvbmt=be&hvdev=c&ref=pd\_sl\_7tkba22vmt\_e](https://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&keywords=thing+explainer&tag=mh0b-20&index=aps&hvadid=7005957605&hvqmt=e&hvbmt=be&hvdev=c&ref=pd_sl_7tkba22vmt_e) ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5794 "2018-12-21T14:31:00Z")
> [@Fiveyearlurker](#): > > You can’t even parody this. Trump is our nation’s greatest [technology knower](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1076084489422557184). Say, did anybody ever retrieve the nation’s greatest technology knower’s umbrella when he couldn’t figure out how to fit it through the door? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5795 "2018-12-21T16:29:08Z")
> [@Trumptweet](#): > > The fact is there is nothing else’s that will work… Holy shit, this am badder wording. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5796 "2018-12-21T16:41:37Z")
> [@](#): > > The Democrats now own the shutdown! I thought he was proud to own it! ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5797 "2018-12-21T17:13:20Z")
He needs some sort of excuse to float for when he goes down to Mara Lago and golfs while unpaid Secret Service agents watch him cheat. “Democrats’ fault. Nothing I can do. Why should I cut my vacation short because Democrats want MS-13 to kill your grandma?” ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5798 "2018-12-21T17:23:39Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > He needs some sort of excuse to float for when he goes down to Mara Lago and golfs while unpaid Secret Service agents watch him cheat. > > “Democrats’ fault. Nothing I can do. Why should I cut my vacation short because Democrats want MS-13 to kill your grandma?” I don’t know about y’all, but that’s EXACTLY what I, as a Democrat, want. In fact, if Hillary had campaigned on that platform (_“I promise to bus Latin American gangs directly into YOUR neighborhood and I will GIVE them weapons to gun down any female over the age of 50!”_), she probably would have been elected. I read this shit and then I laugh very hard and then my laughing turns into crying. Every day. More than once a day. Jesus. Holy. Fuck. ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5799 "2018-12-21T23:45:09Z")
Twitler just tweeted a plan for the steel slat border wall with SPIKES! > **[Trump unveils new border barrier (with spikes) | CNN Politics](https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2018/12/21/donald-trump-tweets-steel-slats-border-sot-tsr-vpx.cnn)** > > President Trump tweeted a design of a steel slat barrier that he proposes instead of a wall at the border to rally Senate Democrats to change their position ahead of a potential government shutdown. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428/5800 "2018-12-22T00:01:11Z")
Lol, he’s just trying to make America grate again… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=289) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/butt-hurt-trump-takes-to-twitter-again-part-1/772428.md?page=291)